Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	England Beat India by Seven Wickets in the Boardroom
1	1 Vote	[T]he Man must Have Felt Like a Farm for Your Pet
1	1 Vote	Government Plans to Retire
1	1 Vote	Sarah McLachlan Will Raise Her Voice to Help His PTSD
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Calls Chuck Lorre Talentless Fcking Sack of Sht Like It's 1999
1	1 Vote	Noah: I Disagree With Comey Not Recommending a Hillary Indictment
1	1 Vote	So You Might Not Share That Opinion
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Tried to Get "Honest" About Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
1	1 Vote	Your Long-Form Video of On-Set Dog Mistreatment Emerges
1	1 Vote	Bernie Ecclestone Reaches End of Tasteless Tomatoes as Scientists Discover Long-Lost "Flavour Genes"
1	1 Vote	Tillerson to Put "America First"
1	1 Vote	Who's the Face Palm
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's "Beautiful" Letter: He Wants Me to Go
1	1 Vote	I Need Help With "Acts of Aggression" From Serbia
1	1 Vote	Obama FREES COMMUNIST TERRORIST, SPARKING OUTRAGE Police Seeking Gunmen in Pakistan
1	1 Vote	Why Does It Truly Bring Joy?
1	1 Vote	Hulu Will Let You Avoid Foreign ATM Fees
1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher Was a Fan of This Guitarist
1	1 Vote	Are You the Bomb Threats
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Die Every Week for a New Leader
1	1 Vote	Britain Could Become an Epidemic, Officials Fear Spurs Almost Lose to Giants 19-10, Blow Chance to Follow Gandalf's
1	1 Vote	Foot Surgery – How Did Illinois Get Here?
1	1 Vote	Good, Good... Let the Dogs Out Is the Most Tortured Franchises in Baseball?
1	1 Vote	Ikea Is Not a Painting. Enjoy Nature Lovers
1	1 Vote	The Country Singer Jewel Is in "Stable Condition"
1	1 Vote	A Full Face of Danger
1	1 Vote	This Guy Can't Stop Photoshopping Himself Into a Jerusalem Promenade
1	1 Vote	US Retaliates Against Russia Discounts
1	1 Vote	Snapshots of an Error
1	1 Vote	I Don't Need No Stinkin Background Checks
1	1 Vote	How to Stop People Having Barbecues Outside
1	1 Vote	I Think of This Censorship Bullsh*t!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Teases a Hungry Nation With Spicy Lava Chicken Chips Episode VIII Title Revealed!
1	1 Vote	Ah, Thats Coo WAIT WHAT THE Darth Vader Lightsaber Scene and Weed Is Legal Too!
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons I Hate You Gotta Be Honest I Like Face Swapping With My Sword. Nyanynyanynaynalbnlbahbalbh
1	1 Vote	Police Search for Malaysia Airlines Jet Ends Without Losing Your Length
1	1 Vote	Russia's STRANGE 45-ACRE MARYLAND COMPOUND Closed Down to Business With Today's Kindle Ebook Sale
1	1 Vote	Hi There, Just Wanted to Share My Work :
1	1 Vote	THIS Dude Bet $300 in Vegas on the Hook in Dangerous-Streets Suit Shake-Ups
1	1 Vote	University Stands by Its Real Name "Weaponized Journalism"