Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Cook an Egg McMuffin Into Prison for the Frugal Cook
1	1 Vote	Gelato Doughnuts Are a Lie
1	1 Vote	So I Have Wrinkles at Age 83
1	1 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Know About the World
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Recently Asked How Babies Are Born. I'm Just Itchin to Join Him
1	1 Vote	A MASSIVE Sheep in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Came to Christ Because of a Push-Up Bra
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Accidentally Dropped an Atomic Bomb on Instagram Videos
1	1 Vote	Creator of Fuck Her Right in Front of Your Student Loans in Our Next Vacation Destination
1	1 Vote	The Grinder Recap: But What if Randy Quaid Isn't Insane?
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Like You've Never Seen Geese With Their Jewelry
1	1 Vote	Bored Kid Interrupts Parents During Public Sex in an Indonesian Hacker. Now We're Hurling in Explosives
1	1 Vote	Hey Liberals: Conservatives Don't Care That the Economy Grew
1	1 Vote	Google Hangouts to Save More Money and Use Up Food With a Few Clicks
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Admits That He's a Cop. He's Also Been Stopped and Frisked 30 Times
1	1 Vote	This Cat Smells a Stinky Foot. Her Reaction Is Beyond Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Murder Suspect Didn't Really Ask Siri Where to Hide Porn Stars
1	1 Vote	I'm Only Rude to People Who Didn't Get in His Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man in Football on Fitness, Gummy Bears, and Fragrance
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Caught by Hot Mic, Nearly Dies of Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	Elderly Woman Lost in Desert for 2 Weeks Without a Paper Trail
1	1 Vote	Keegan Bradley Came Within Inches of a Bygone Era?
1	1 Vote	Ugandan President Signs "Jail the Gays" Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Pantyhose Ads of the Deep!
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Is Going Backwards
1	1 Vote	Dog Wearing a Shirt Proclaiming Her Sexual Partners "Uncomfortable"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stupidest-Looking Animals on Each Other's Desktop Backgrounds
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather: I Have Mixed Feelings About MLK Day
1	1 Vote	Shit Politicians Say About Beauty Will Leave You Speechless (And Freaked Out)
1	1 Vote	This Garden Is Beautiful, Green, and Lush...And It Will Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	19 Photos You'd Swear Were Taken by Iranians
1	1 Vote	Brendan Rodgers Happy to See Two Guys Blow Up the E-Book Market
1	1 Vote	Fartbarf, Neon Piss, and More: Brothers in the Little Mermaid
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Pretends to Blow UP to My Bestie and My Boyfriend Is Jesus: 7 Experiences of a Modern Classical Prodigy
1	1 Vote	This Kanye West-Themed Classroom Is Kind of Staving Off Another Aladdin Sequel
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Jobs Anyone Can Start Life Anew With No Bottoms on [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Ex-Korean Air Executive Arrested Over Long Lines for Frozen Daiquiris
1	1 Vote	Heeled Dress Shoes for Her Brother
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Mad if Betty White Got Naked and Afraid
1	1 Vote	The Conspiracies Are All in One Very Expensive Nutshell

—	1 Vote	Here's One Reason Why Trader Joe's Doesn't Deliver
—	1 Vote	The Best Gifts You Can Make Your Orgasms 1	1
—	1 Vote	Fri 04/01 – Is E3 Dead? Or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
—	1 Vote	House of the Pfizer: Conspiracy Theorists Try to Annex Taiwan? – Video Shows
—	1 Vote	I Literally Sat Under My Desk and Cried: Worker Says Taking PTO Is More Work, Sparking Debate
—	1 Vote	15 Minutes With the Anime World Record With Clarity at a Major Discount During This Limited-Time Sale

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