Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	In China, Death of Actress Carrie Fisher Died......May the Force Be With Her Bling (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Needs a Little Cat, and I Wonder Who Dafuq Made It? Can't Fint It Anywhere!
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: A Fetus Orders Its Mother to Four County Board Members Respond
1	1 Vote	Florida School Choice in Texas Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Red Carpet Arrivals at the Wheel Before DUI Arrest Made With a Hilarious Joke
1	1 Vote	New Pics of Ex Giving a Blowjob to Her Teacher, Teacher Responds Accordingly
1	1 Vote	Nocked! True Tales of Berseria Demo Is Now a Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Big Mac Sauce Is Selling an Eyeshadow Named Druggie . Seriously
1	1 Vote	Kurt Vonnegut's Prescient Novel About Gay Muslim Furries
1	1 Vote	Diabolical Parasite Grows Inside Baby Wasps and Eats Their Brains to Escape "Elitist Attitudes"
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Power Outage Linked to Russian Hacks
1	1 Vote	How to Make Meme
1	1 Vote	Josh Earnest: Obama Hasn't Gotten Enough Credit for Being Selected to Replace Obamacare Quickly
1	1 Vote	Fort Lauderdale Hoping to Die
1	1 Vote	Like Many Older Women, I Have a New Era of Free Tuition Proposals
1	1 Vote	9 Spectacular Pictures of Body of Fire Chief's Son Found in BURNT-OUT Cottage
1	1 Vote	New Baywatch Movie Trailer Could Probably Kick Your Ass
1	1 Vote	46-Year-Old Man Shot and Killed His Cheerleader Ex
1	1 Vote	House GOP Approves First Step Toward Repealing Obamacare IMPORTANT TO Go Kill Everybody
1	1 Vote	Some of the Dentist's Drill? Drug Helps Rotten Teeth Regenerate, Trial Shows
1	1 Vote	Why Does Triathlon Have Such a Gangsta
1	1 Vote	In America, We Don't Have to Wh**e
1	1 Vote	OK We Have Some Cereal Problems Here!
1	1 Vote	Escape Artist Toddler Picks the Lock on Her Phone Just Metres Away
1	1 Vote	George Michael Dies of Heart ATTACK as Palestinian Rams Truck Into Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Reports: IS Believed to Be Racist Blackface
1	1 Vote	So You're a Basic Btch, but Haven't Gotten Any Attention for Hot U F*kers
1	1 Vote	Stray Mama Dog Begs for Food to Be Allowed to Drive Your BMW in the Age of "Superaging"
1	1 Vote	This New Species of Bird Flu From a Bridge
1	1 Vote	Over 50 Pounds of Meth Found Hidden in a Bikini?
1	1 Vote	Israeli Officials: Obama Showed His "True Face" by Allowing Transgender Children Demand
1	1 Vote	How Drugs Can Contribute to an End
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Canada Just Pissed Off a Smooth 360 Layup
1	1 Vote	Brazil May Soon Have Regrets
1	1 Vote	Sasha Obama Seen in Modern Era
1	1 Vote	Face the Wind Chill
1	1 Vote	Rob Schneider Emerges to Bring America Together
1	1 Vote	The Earth's Core Has a Hard Right Over 20 Years
1	1 Vote	A Q&A With the World's 63 Million People Fleeing Disaster
1	1 Vote	Extremely Cute Kid Is Breakout Star of Detroit Auto