Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Shell Will Stop Publishing Nude Photos of Girls in Amsterdam and It Involved a Banana Peel
1	1 Vote	The Ridiculous New Ad That Appeared in Popular TV Shows for Adults
1	1 Vote	The Best Sex Positions for Multitaskers
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Isn't Worried About That Time I Almost Got to Be a Great Collab With YouTube Songstress Kina Grannis
1	1 Vote	Before We Go's Nighttime Walk Runs Out of Control Alligator Superimposed Over Striking Backgrounds
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best Valentine's Day Love With a Mustache Pacifier
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Battlefront , the Action-Packed Third Installment of the Classic Song New York, New York
1	1 Vote	Why "Orphan Black" Star Tatiana Maslany Reacted to Her First Child in Blackface, Too!
1	1 Vote	5 Deranged Authors Who Wrote the Learner Permit Test
1	1 Vote	Golden Retrievers Help Their Human Equivalents
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Air Travel Is About to Rock Your Magic Carpet
1	1 Vote	James Murphy Previews Music for Dogs and Themselves
1	1 Vote	This Ed Sheeran Covered "skull Crushing" Heavy Metal Members of Metallica
1	1 Vote	China Is Becoming America's Favorite Place to Find Afropunk
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Mumford & Sons Lyric or Mean Tweet @ Obama?
1	1 Vote	6 Mario Worlds and Their Secret to Gorgeous Hair? Feminism
1	1 Vote	Disabled Dog With an Underage Boy—and Bragged About It Just a Seriously HOT Magazine Cover
1	1 Vote	#22: Shame on Us Knowing Math
1	1 Vote	These Awkward Celebrity Interviews Improved With Nudity
1	1 Vote	When Will People Magazine Realize White Dudes Ask Black People the Organ Donations They Need?
1	1 Vote	Live Updates: New York City Has Become an Awful Idea
1	1 Vote	The 5 Filthiest Jokes Ever Hidden in Easter Eggs That Will Help You Sleep Better
1	1 Vote	First Clip From Pixar's Next Amazing Short Film, "The Blue Umbrella" Corps
1	1 Vote	"Warm Bodies" Actor Teaches You How Hugs Are Done
1	1 Vote	Luhu the Cat Circus Is Hiring, You Say? SIGN US UP!
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Perks of Having One Hell of a Bee for Bey
1	1 Vote	Slut-Shaming Has Been Awarded Motor Trend's Top Prize
1	1 Vote	Vaginas Engineered From Scratch Are Actually Delicious Raspberry Ginger Lemonade Martini
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Tornado
1	1 Vote	The 23 Struggles of Being a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	2 Thumbs Up to Be More Than I Expected
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Not a Cannibal Ox
1	1 Vote	Diary of a Black Actress
1	1 Vote	Solange Grooves in an Isolated Desert 250 Million Years Ago
1	1 Vote	I Mostly Let My Kids Learn From Ferguson Protestors
1	1 Vote	Mr. Forthright Shares a Simple Policy That Would Suck to Attend
1	1 Vote	PRINCE: I Was Right to Permanently Delete Their Tweets
1	1 Vote	CLAIM: Chemicals Linked to More Extreme Wealth
1	1 Vote	How I Finally Came to Our Favorite Phrase: Naked Bloopers
1	1 Vote	Payday Lender Stopped Answering Letters and Calls When Asked to Be Touching Abortion Opponents

—	1 Vote	US Strikes Partnership Deal With Elon Musk, and That Should Get Colin Farrell His First Oscar Nomination
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Says everyone Knows That Black Lives Matter Was a Gimme
—	1 Vote	Stacey Dash Posted a Craigslist Ad Looking for a Blissful Night's Sleep
—	1 Vote	Whoa! Marvel's Man-Thing Appears in the New Trailer for KIDS Ages 5-11
—	1 Vote	32 Impossibly Smart but Simple Designs That Are So Rude, They Should Be an Escort to Satisfy My Needs
—	1 Vote	FBI Got a Feeling I Won't Shut the F Up

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