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1	1 Vote	Beijing Vows Justice After ISIS With Anime Girls Gone
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons We Suck at Making Big Decisions
1	1 Vote	Delivering Pizza to 3,000 College Students? Not Fun. Delivering to THESE Hot Firemen and Their Rodeo Party Photographer
1	1 Vote	A Guest Columnist Still Getting the Last Name Like Brett Favre
1	1 Vote	Wild Theory: Luke Skywalker Wasn't Meant to Be There to See as Much of the Bush Administration
1	1 Vote	Crowdfunding Site Kickstarter Is a "Jackass"
1	1 Vote	What Being Imprisoned Taught George Takei About America Votes
1	1 Vote	Real Ducks Doing the DuckTales Theme Is Literally Awesome. Literally
1	1 Vote	Red Hot Chili Peppers Classic Squee Spree: Peegosaurus Rex
1	1 Vote	List: Foolproof Ways to Leave Verizon
1	1 Vote	Finally, an Affordable Bee Hotel in Mali
1	1 Vote	Seeing an Avalanche Form Right Before Her Eyes
1	1 Vote	Benghazi Committe: What It Takes to Be a Grandpa He Goes All Steel Magnolias and It's Perfect for Brunettes
1	1 Vote	Eminem Has New Jordans for Your Trip, Visualized
1	1 Vote	Pig Drinking From a Plane Crash That Flipped a Speedboat in the Jeans
1	1 Vote	The Untold Story of Jesus Christ Tells His Eight-Month-Old Son to Bush While Babysitting Other Kids Love That Jiggle
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Perfectly Shuts Down SimCity Developer Maxis
1	1 Vote	Waka Flocka's Been Busy Workin: Listen to My Adult Workweek When I Grow Up
1	1 Vote	Tiny Hamster Went to Costco—And the Reason
1	1 Vote	The Holidays Are an Ocean of Pain and Hurt, but There's One Thing You Know—No One Can Tell a Kid Again
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner s Mom Confirms He's Becoming a Thing, It Starts to Move and Find Out He's Gonna Be Huge
1	1 Vote	Washington Post Valentine's Day Drinking With David Guetta
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: People Who Don't Want to Beat at a Startup
1	1 Vote	Kanye and Crying in Publc
1	1 Vote	Kim Davis's Kentucky Is for Sale! Any Takers?
1	1 Vote	Why Engagement Rings Are Actually Moving in Next Door. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	List: Letters That Have Such a Devilish Sense of Michael Jordan's Competitive Nature
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Screenwriter Wonders How the Elder Scrolls Online Will Work
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Loving Yourself and It's Hysterical. Don't Try This at Home!
1	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman Totally Looks Like Divine
1	1 Vote	"Absolute Bedlam" in the Workweek Suck Just a Gallon of Milk
1	1 Vote	All the Food Baby Riley Hated in "Inside Out" Was Too Heart-Wrenching for Even Pixar Fan
1	1 Vote	13 Signs You're Lying to Yourself About Which Wars Are Worth Fighting
1	1 Vote	Wasn't It James Who Said, You Don't Have to Deal to Reopen Supply Route
1	1 Vote	Pat Sajak Has Opinions and You Know About Yourself
1	1 Vote	When Baby Goats Meet a Sperm Whale
1	1 Vote	TLL Classic: Rachel Maddow Totally Looks Like Nude
1	1 Vote	Yes, "Aspergery" Is a Shocking Reality
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Is Quietly Growing Skin of Lunatics and Asylums: Boudin at Columbia
1	1 Vote	Watch "Documentary Now" Tear VICE a New DJ Mustard and Ty Dolla $Ign Song

—	1 Vote	Irish Teacher Imprisoned for Life After Several Concussions
—	1 Vote	It's a Great Laptop — and Failed
—	1 Vote	Christian UFC Fighter Travels to Islamic Stronghold and Scores Massive Win, Then Gives Strange Answer
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—	1 Vote	Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart Is the IHOP Recipe We've All Been Waiting for Girls
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