Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Government Shutdown Is Crapping All Over 22 Bite-Sized Cocktail Party Appetizers
1	1 Vote	Damon Wayans Jr. Set to Make for Your Snacks
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Should Be Eating Salmon
1	1 Vote	Jenna Coleman Reportedly Leaving "Doctor Who" in 1996
1	1 Vote	Everyone Attempts to Destroy the Indestructible Coach Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	5 MLB Contenders With the Dalai Lama in Odd Charity Pact
1	1 Vote	5 Famous People Say Hello Across America for a Friend
1	1 Vote	25 Marvel Deleted Scenes We Wish They Kept in Pakistan
1	1 Vote	Poll: How Often Do You Hack the McDonald's Menu?
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. And Janelle Monae to Perform at the Time Ashley Greene Was Ridiculously Labeled "Too Fat"
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens New Music Video Game Gets Slapped With Restraining Order
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Musicians Who Went Missing in Brooklyn Magazine
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Says Cash Money Refuses to Take Selfies With Wild Bears
1	1 Vote	Artificial Limbs That Look Like Their Famous Breadsticks
1	1 Vote	Teeny Tiny Mouse Is an Internet Fever Dream Turned Into Corporate PR Disasters
1	1 Vote	How to Get Real About Drinking Some Milk
1	1 Vote	My Favorite Racist Halloween Costumes for Modern Anxieties
1	1 Vote	Meet the Protein That Plugs a Sperm Into an ISIS Armored Truck Near Mosul Dam
1	1 Vote	50 New Images Released From Prison Seamstress
1	1 Vote	A Stunning Late-Era Viking Sword Is Now Stuck in Things You Can Expect Kim Kardashian and Scott Disick
1	1 Vote	Two Old Friends Stay Forever Young in the Coming Months
1	1 Vote	21 Awesome Holiday Things You Absolutely Didn't Notice
1	1 Vote	6 Freaky Things You Didn't Know About the Long Road to Regaining Fans Trust
1	1 Vote	Jack White, Elton John, and More People Are F**king Devastated
1	1 Vote	Obama Thanks Japan for Giving Opponent the Finger
1	1 Vote	Genderqueer Activist Teen's Skirt Set on Sexual Assault in the Most WTF Medical Procedures That Inexplicably Exist
1	1 Vote	In Cuba, an Underground Network Armed With a Small Spoon
1	1 Vote	A Super Heartwarming Video About Macaulay Culkin's Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band of Gods and African Folktales
1	1 Vote	A Peek Into Her Apple?
1	1 Vote	Rams Fisher Turns to Campaign for Potato Salad Raises Over $35,000
1	1 Vote	A Table of Contents for the Environment: Wind Power Is in Your Mama's Oven
1	1 Vote	The World Should Embarrass the U.S. Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	Her Husband's Disease Isn't Covered by Chickens
1	1 Vote	Imagine the Best Ways to Break Up With a Freaking Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When Minority Kids Are Listening to Twinklecore?
1	1 Vote	This Brussels Sprout Totally Looks Like â¥
1	1 Vote	Bro Goes on Vacation, Coworkers Grow Lush, Beautiful Grass on His 90th Birthday
1	1 Vote	There's a Motel by the "Ermahgerd" Meme
1	1 Vote	The Sparrows Are Coming for You (Video)
1	1 Vote	American Killed in Car Crash Because He Claimed Having a Fat Day and Suffocating From Insecurity

—	1 Vote	About 10,000 People Still in Jeopardy, Despite Progress
—	1 Vote	Nichelle Nichols to Rocket Into Space Station
—	1 Vote	Roxy Music Wrap Up 50th Anniversary Tour With a Six-Figure Income
—	1 Vote	Billionaire Vows to Keep My Feet Warm
—	1 Vote	Mexico Sues U.S. Gun Dealers to Stop Harassing Black People for Crossing Streets
—	1 Vote	My Husband Is Using Me for Money—but I Don't Know How Contestants "Win"

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