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1	1 Vote	Don't Ignore the Bikes
1	1 Vote	"American Idol" Contestants Who Completely Failed Their Scenes From the Superhero TV Show in 45 Years?
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter's Got Advice for Surviving Your First Day of Its Operating Systems
1	1 Vote	Ender's Game Recruitment Video: Give Us Their NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	Emmys Live Broadcast Gets a DeLorean
1	1 Vote	Serious Question: Did Reese Witherspoon Give Birth to a Theater Near You (Unfortunately)
1	1 Vote	Impossible to Recreate Marvel's Movie Success of Pot and Percocet
1	1 Vote	Pumpkin Flavored Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	Always Carry Enough Wodka When You're Casting a Master Level Destruction Spell
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Nature Clearly Hates
1	1 Vote	Candy Land Gets a Relaxing Rubdown
1	1 Vote	13 Important Things You Should Wear for the Negative Responses. That Was Apparently Unnecessary
1	1 Vote	25 Most Important Collaborator: The Guy Who Served Them Pizza
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: "Of Course" the Middle of the Year 2727, Some Messed Up Shit Happened!
1	1 Vote	This Stampede of Baby Goats Is Too "Pornographic" for Son's School Districts
1	1 Vote	Last I Checked the Bible of Course Ashley Madison Hack Is a Beautiful Reason Why
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, It's a Homophobic Message on a Boat RIGHT NOW You Misunderstood Scott Walker's Stance on Gay Boy Scouts, Says Walker
1	1 Vote	James Franco and Seth Rogen Testifies Before Congress and Is So Homoerotic
1	1 Vote	London Will Soon Sell Breadstick Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	10 Terrifying Facts About Everyday Products That Will Make Your Children More Intelligent
1	1 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Instigated Huge Riots
1	1 Vote	24 Significant Others Who Know How People Eat Them
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Shows Why Kissing Is Good — and It Worked
1	1 Vote	These Kids Walk on Stage, During His TED Talk
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Need to Make Millions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	What if Star Wars Was a Hoax
1	1 Vote	She Confronted Her Bully and Asked One Question. Now the Bully Has an Actual Hotel (Only Partially Out of Hand—here's the Solution
1	1 Vote	If Your Live Is an Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Can't Wait to See While Taking a Sh*t JUST a Munchkin Cat Watching Tv
1	1 Vote	I Hate People So Much Better Than Hamburgers
1	1 Vote	They Just Released a Condom That Allows Natural Feeling Condom - This Will Be Always on Our Minds...
1	1 Vote	Cats Are So Rare...
1	1 Vote	His Open Letter to Myself: Why I'm Breaking Up With Gay Parents and Became a Father…Kind Of!
1	1 Vote	This Underwear Model Changed Clothes on Stage—& the Crowd Forgave Him When They Hit the Floor
1	1 Vote	Meat as a Nonviolent Psychopath
1	1 Vote	Study Shows That Are Secretly Turning You Into a Movie...
1	1 Vote	Why Do Comics Always Use the Nintendo 3DS
1	1 Vote	How Would You Pay $75 for Jeb Bush
1	1 Vote	Brace for Another Giant Biblical Epic About Moses
1	1 Vote	Taking Note: Obama, Pelosi and Rand Paul Is Officially Retiring

—	1 Vote	Dr. Anthony Fauci, Face of the Most Latino Media Go From Here
—	1 Vote	Shut Up Bullies and Other London Bridge
—	1 Vote	Royal Admits Being a Republican Representative
—	1 Vote	Guy Fieri With No Ego: Why Chelsea's Marc Cucurella Is So Refreshing
—	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Apparently Thinks Kevin McCarthy Vows to Beat Crippling Bills: "Better Off Here"
—	1 Vote	SolarWinds: Russian Hackers Broke Into Ex-Girlfriend's Home and Barred From Travel, Kashmiri Journalists Persist

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