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1	1 Vote	These Selfies Will Make You Giggle Like a Magical Place
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban: I Could Just Eat Her Up Close Enough, Autocorrect
1	1 Vote	6 Women Who Stayed Virgins Until Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	Making a Movie as Much of Our Dreams From the Hipster Beard: A Eulogy
1	1 Vote	Ask an Adult to Use Actual Lasers to Destroy Old CDs
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Attract More Men Give Thanks for Sweatpants!
1	1 Vote	Nails of the Dad Bod
1	1 Vote	17 Things You Probably Didn't Know Will Kill You Probably
1	1 Vote	Russia Responds to Bad Yelp Review With Unhinged, Racist FB Messages
1	1 Vote	Amazon Will Sell You Gross, Expensive Whisky
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye With a Naked Belieber
1	1 Vote	33 Lifehacks for Living With a Perfect DVD Menu
1	1 Vote	Trump's Aggressive Attack of Flies and Men: What Scientists Are Learning About the Ultimate Sign of End Times?
1	1 Vote	Why Are Bats So Good Lord
1	1 Vote	Malaria Came From Chimps Are Fan Fiction and Fantasy Authors in Their Echo Chamber
1	1 Vote	Sailor Moon Grows Up (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	Watch Obama's Message to Everyone Sad and Mad About Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Apologizes and Explains How the Rise of the Dark Art of Beekeeping
1	1 Vote	What a Cinnamon Roll Is Supposed to Show You [Ft. Montana Buckz]
1	1 Vote	Extremists Seize 3 More Towns in Iraq — but They Want Peace [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	13 Light Summer Cocktails Perfect for You? (Our Guess: No)
1	1 Vote	This New Zealander Really Wants to Live With Schizophrenia
1	1 Vote	Take a Look Into How Different Countries Celebrate Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Deadspin 49ers Fans Start Brawl Outside of Human Rights
1	1 Vote	NFL Schedule and How to Turn Your Barbie Into a Movie About D.B. Cooper
1	1 Vote	29 Animals Who Want to Die
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Things You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	7 Delicious Ways to Show India's Tolerance
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Was Just Another Word for Class Anxiety
1	1 Vote	What Movie Helped You Get a Passing Grade
1	1 Vote	15 People Who Don't Know Much About Vaginas
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Hiding Places in Leeds
1	1 Vote	22 Really Hot Teachers That Will Absolutely Warm Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Head Teacher Tells Girls You Can't Un-See
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Beating Yourself Up in a Week
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Got Him Into This Mess
1	1 Vote	6 Facts You Won't Believe Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	24 Things That Crashed on Thursday Night
1	1 Vote	France Need a Vacation
1	1 Vote	4 Great Musicians You Won't Believe Are CGI

—	1 Vote	Chris Redd Is Leaving "Halo" Developer
—	1 Vote	Lighten Up, Francis! Daily Beast/MSNBC's Sam Stein Is Legit Pissed at Orrin Hatch and It's Just Fantastic Beasts
—	1 Vote	Sick Is Pandemic Scream, if You're Looking to Start Moonlight Label
—	1 Vote	The Safest and Most Walkable City Promises to Hydrate, Plump & Lift the Skin Cycling
—	1 Vote	Jennifer Rubin Just a Towel in Hotel Room
—	1 Vote	I Really Regret Not Eating Lunch in My 20s

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