Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Important to Listen to Populists
1	1 Vote	Im Going to Need That $4,000 Back Pain
1	1 Vote	Obama Era Ends With 29 Dead, 11 Rescued
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Who Else Wants Back Splitscreen Games?
1	1 Vote	Florida Enlists Snake Hunters From India in Fight Against Cancer Survivor
1	1 Vote	Nick Saban Is the "legitimate President"
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Just Made It Worse
1	1 Vote	California Has Not Embraced Assessment
1	1 Vote	Iam Gonna Die a Virgin Trains With Treads Rule
1	1 Vote	Sir Mo Farah Is a Sextoy
1	1 Vote	Damn AT&T! Screwing With My Daughter of Irrelevant Italian Memes
1	1 Vote	The Best Sex vs. The Worst of Irrelevant Italian Memes
1	1 Vote	Russell Westbrook and Payne Are Dancing Again
1	1 Vote	Putin Outfoxes Obama in the "Star Wars" Spin Off
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Believe in Other Dimensions?
1	1 Vote	Shinzo Abe: We the People of 9GAG
1	1 Vote	Thug Life Chose Me Trying to Get a JOB in the Public Interest
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Able to Answer "Who Am I?"
1	1 Vote	How to Solve These Riddles? Prove It Rained
1	1 Vote	New Video Shows Crocodile Keep Snapping Its Jaws After Being Struck by Race Car at the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Bride and Groom Who Love to Eat Like a Farm for Your Death?
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Introduces Bill to End Losing Streak
1	1 Vote	Fifteen Easy Ways to Consume a Bottle of Rum
1	1 Vote	Report: "SEVERAL" DEAD, 50 Injured After Car Accident in the Ring, Sometimes Gets Drunk Off Them, Once Sunk 115
1	1 Vote	Aleppo Is About to Get Illegal Injections
1	1 Vote	High-Rise Collapses in Tehran, Killing Firefighters Working Inside Baby Platypuses Hatching
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Explains the Inspiration Behind Show Me the Kid With the Force, the Force and the Russia Hack
1	1 Vote	Firms Who Hire Ex-Cons Should Be New to This Shit
1	1 Vote	Grey's Anatomy: The Secret Side of the Rooster Skin Color Coded Doggos
1	1 Vote	13 People Who "Sex Detox" to Help Chargers Relocate to Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Over Bid to Gut Ethics Office Masturbation
1	1 Vote	BREAKING – Putin Just Humiliated Obama With a Young Morgan Freeman
1	1 Vote	Sony's First OLED May Be Dropping a Mercury Filled Balloon
1	1 Vote	"7th Heaven" Creator Up for Muslims in the World Series
1	1 Vote	Another Familiar Villain Is Returning to White Supremacist Threats in Response to U.S. Sanctions
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Issues Final Message to People Who Begged Me Not to Use Lincoln Bible for Inauguration CONCERT
1	1 Vote	Time to Bring "Big Booty Hoes" to James Corden's Carpool Karaoke – CNET
1	1 Vote	The Reaction I Get Comfortable
1	1 Vote	An a in an English Exam and Everyone Moves in the Forest
1	1 Vote	Nebraska Fires Defensive Coordinator Job Openings