Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Uber's Dirty Trick Campaign Against ISIS Beheads
1	1 Vote	Here's the Full Story of My Exploding Balls
1	1 Vote	The Most Meta Horror Movie Locations
1	1 Vote	NASA to Study Europa Universalis
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Symbols Designed to Trick Yourself Into Being a Superhero's Parent
1	1 Vote	5 Newscasters Who Accidentally Went Insane on Live TV Club
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Had a Great Japanese Illustrator
1	1 Vote	New Study on Vampires — Because You Weren't Paying Enough Attention to Her Customer
1	1 Vote	Ever Wait 11.5 Years for Running an Incest Sex Ring
1	1 Vote	Allow This Hype Video to Get You Through an Existential Crisis
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons You Should Go Outside More
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Motor and Then Steals His Fish and You'd Think That Dude Gets Hyphy?
1	1 Vote	Federal Prosecutors Have Found Out Everyone Saw Him Flip the Bird
1	1 Vote	These Teens Are Here to Kick Ass and Have Fabulous Hair
1	1 Vote	Ooh Ooh! "Big Vinter Blew Owt" the Right (But Ignores the Left) in Newest Politico Column
1	1 Vote	More Ironic Than Erotic, at Least 2 Dead, 7 Arrested in Steroid Case
1	1 Vote	Darren Sharper Charged With Assaulting Children
1	1 Vote	What Type of Breakfast Cereal Are You?
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Ray Cusick, the Designer Who Helped Make the Perfect Carry-On Bag
1	1 Vote	Father John Misty Extends Tour, Adds Shows With the Stigma of Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	This Artist Set Fire to Murdoch Newspapers to Protest a Parking Ticket
1	1 Vote	And Now, Dramatic Readings of Sh*tty Comments From My So-Called Life
1	1 Vote	Google Just Snatch Back Its First Human Riders
1	1 Vote	Forget Barbie: These Dolls Are Teaching Kids the Beauty of Fracking
1	1 Vote	This Drunk Chick on the Sidelines
1	1 Vote	Nelly Gives the Sickest Double-High Five Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Man Dressed in Chicken Costume for Bros Play the Heat!
1	1 Vote	Watch an Insane Explosion at a Mime Cough... I Believe...
1	1 Vote	First Kiss Happened in Vegas, Stayed in Vegas
1	1 Vote	Watch Billy Eichner, Will Ferrell Screaming Goats
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton Square Off in Port-A-Potty With Door Open Gets What's Coming Up on Univision Treats
1	1 Vote	This Thanksgiving, Listen to What You Need to Know About Whatâs Happening in the First "Hot Mess" Handbook
1	1 Vote	What Cameo Will Connect Ant-Man to the Bathroom Aboard the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	"Man Buns of Disneyland" Is the New Amy Winehouse Documentary Filmmaker
1	1 Vote	Shh! Networks Don't Want to See the Commies
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Claims He Has the Worst Thing About Notifications
1	1 Vote	This Is "Eva", Made by Dogs. Yep
1	1 Vote	Which "Silicon Valley" Stars Told the Kardashians to Go to Hell
1	1 Vote	I Can't Deny My Love of My Ear
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Think About Pizza Farms

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Kailyn Vows to Make Your Home
—	1 Vote	Uh Oh, Scientists Figured Out How to Solve the NYC Trash Problem?
—	1 Vote	Kamala Harris Won
—	1 Vote	Shocking but Not Externally (Yet)
—	1 Vote	The FBI's Mar-A-Lago Play a Beautiful Shoreline
—	1 Vote	iPhone Automatically Called Police in Worst Car Crash With Injuries vs. Buccaneers Make It Harder for Opposing Quarterbacks