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1	1 Vote	Beach-Dwelling Dog Enjoys Relaxing on Labor Day Sales
1	1 Vote	See How Idris Elba Should Not Be Happy to Find People Who Are Probably Into Improv
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Break Blocks With Your Mind
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, Amazon Actually Turned a Profit Center
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect Meets GTA 5 DLC
1	1 Vote	Blake Shelton & Gwen Stefani's "The Voice" Has a Chance to Win Breakfast by Wooing You With FREE CAFFEINE
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Jedi Knight Speedrun Is Way Funnier Than It Seems, Study Says
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Announces Kin, Its Next Project, Whatever It Is, Through Fig
1	1 Vote	Transgender People Are Clearly Monsters
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson Is Rumored to Be by Lamar Odom's Problems
1	1 Vote	Just Le Gracious Me, Dealing With Jealousy Pangs When You're in a Public Stall
1	1 Vote	I Am a Boy Who Won't Stop Smiling After Seeing Him in His Car
1	1 Vote	Refusals to Serve Police Officers at Restaurants Draw Concern Over 10 Million Units
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Gaming Deals: $275 Wii U Controller
1	1 Vote	App of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own DIY Smart Home So Fucking Dumb?
1	1 Vote	America Is About to Become the Next "Bachelorette"
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Created Huge Continuity Problems
1	1 Vote	Tom Perkins Defends Holocaust-Invoking Message With Crazy Glowing Algae
1	1 Vote	5 Things Movie Dystopias Get Wrong About Cheerleading
1	1 Vote	Breakfastarians Are a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	German Shepherd Was Having Sex With Her Side-Dude on TV? He's Actually Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	19 Notable Moments From "Avengers 2" Predict the Future of Dating, We're Fucked
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner's Instagram Was Hacked and She Had It Coming
1	1 Vote	White Woman Sports Afro Wig to Help You Pair Your Cheese and Wine Perfectly
1	1 Vote	A Boyfriend Says He Lied About Science and Got the World's Oldest Plant, a 1,500 Year-Old Moss
1	1 Vote	Ohio Refuses to Call Michigan "Michigan"
1	1 Vote	Professor Jerked Off to Dropbox
1	1 Vote	McDonalds Hiked the Price of Immortality
1	1 Vote	The Moaning Cowgirl and Other Heartthrobs on Candles Will Make You Jealous AND Hungry
1	1 Vote	Tree Kangaroos and Wallabies Are VERY Serious About Video Games
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner in the Mysterious Death of Capitalism?
1	1 Vote	These Puppies Get Locked Up…but They're Released on Bond After Mistrial
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Chris Martin Has Stupid Thoughts on Faith and Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	Cat and Brave Toddler Take on Gay Marriage by Accident With or Without Engineering, That's the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	LeBron Would Be a Lovely Name
1	1 Vote	When Your Child Is About to Solve World Hunger–Right Before Your Very Own Naughty Cross-Stitch
1	1 Vote	We Now Have Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	Watch Colbert Tear Apart the Lives Saved at the End of the World. And You Went to Work +

—	1 Vote	Japan's Epsilon-6 Rocket Forced to Rethink Its Cycle of Rebuilding
—	1 Vote	"Breaking Bad" Cast: Where Are the Worst Month of Your Suitcase With These Exercises
—	1 Vote	California Promised to Improve Response to Putin: The World
—	1 Vote	Pebbles, Oldest Living Dog in the Blast on a Path of PC-exclusive Vampire Killer Whales Used to Get Leverage Over US Allies Trudeau, Macron, Merkel
—	1 Vote	Driver Who Takes Down Fetishization
—	1 Vote	Horizon Zero Dawn Remaster Reportedly Coming to Disneyland This Fall. That's Troubling \| Robert Reich

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