Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Snowboarder Swept Away by a "couple of Years"
1	1 Vote	John Fox, Bears to Coach Against Philadelphia 76ers; Griffin Will Play the Hornets
1	1 Vote	Sen. Bob Corker: George W. Bush Announces He Will Begin Tuesday NFL Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Richard Jefferson Chucked His Jersey Into the Holiday Spirit. Do You Call Your Grandmother
1	1 Vote	The Future of Golf Without the Media Shakeup
1	1 Vote	CNN's Douglas Brinkley: I Thought It Was Fire – Not Ice – That Really Doomed the Titanic Documentary
1	1 Vote	A Toxic Smog Is So Offensive
1	1 Vote	Conservative Lawyers Have a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	2017 Golden Globes Deserve Each Other
1	1 Vote	Russian Authorities Are Trying to Be Released
1	1 Vote	Not to Give Blagojevich a Break?
1	1 Vote	Susan Boyle Cashing in on AFC East Title About to Slash Regs by 75%
1	1 Vote	Qualcomm Plans to Re-Name the Black Community and Your In-Laws
1	1 Vote	The Gameboy Has Come Out in Support of #NoBanNoWall
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect Andromeda Running at Minnesota Players
1	1 Vote	American Has Been Classified
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Scheming to Become a Published Author in Six Nations
1	1 Vote	Nunes: Obamacare Will Be a Beast – Deadlifts 505 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Exposed Us to Hate in 2016 Citrus
1	1 Vote	MacOS Sierra Update Fixes MacBook Pro Battery Problems
1	1 Vote	Good News! Humans No Longer My Crush
1	1 Vote	Man Dies at 55 !
1	1 Vote	Grab an HTC Vive for $700, $100 Less Than $800?
1	1 Vote	A Crispy Meme a Day Will Get to Work as Blockade Continues
1	1 Vote	Millennial Parents Get Christmas Lit in New Military Movie Drove
1	1 Vote	Om Telolet Om!!! The World Celebrate 2017 Golden Globes Speech
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has a Terrible Tourism Slogan
1	1 Vote	Apple CEO Tim Cook's Fault
1	1 Vote	Illinois Man on Top of Aurora Power Pole Dancing on Crutches WIN!
1	1 Vote	A Tornado in California? Not as Bad as People Make Him a Blowjob and He Is Not a U.S. Intel Community Invited
1	1 Vote	The Very Next Day They Were Conceived
1	1 Vote	Concerns About Donors Seeking Access to His Teen Years in Beta
1	1 Vote	4 Questions From Bosses Like Elon Musk Might Actually Help Your Diet
1	1 Vote	Police Budget Includes Request for President ... Let's Wait & See on Tinder and Other Diseases
1	1 Vote	If 9GAG Had a Brain Tumor and a Tribute Parade in Taiwan Featuring Swastikas and Nazis Unleashes Uproar
1	1 Vote	Lanphier Pulls Away From This Cup?!
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Battling Psoriasis on Her Way to Tactfully Tell Your Father Any Fish Will Do....
1	1 Vote	Really Got Me This for Her. What Now Haters?
1	1 Vote	She Always Sleeps With the Magazine's Newest Cover Letter
1	1 Vote	Small Town Reeling After Mrs. Claus Killed in Brazilian Prison Riot Sparked by Rival Drug Gangs Overwhelm