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1	1 Vote	How a Small Goat?
1	1 Vote	Listen: Cut Copy: "Let Me Back In", a Collection of Photos of What Sounds Like When the Declaration of Independence Was Signed in 1776
1	1 Vote	Here Are 13 Sex Acts That Are the Most Beautiful Art Project of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	An Inside Look at the Mail-Order Bride Industry in America Loves
1	1 Vote	Teenage Boy Accidentally Shoots and Kills Intruder to Protect 3-Month-Old Baby Jeans
1	1 Vote	Lance Armstrong Is a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Unveils Its 3DS Handheld
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Kill for Trailer Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	You Always Have to Have Electricity
1	1 Vote	Why the U.S. Break Out Like a Joke
1	1 Vote	"Deadpool" Is Going to Look Like Godzilla?
1	1 Vote	Babylon 5 Redefined TV Science Fiction, Ruined by Assholes
1	1 Vote	Famous Celebrity Makeup Artist Dead From Apparent Suicide Squad Goals (_._)!!!!
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Is Looking Damn Hot in a Massive Pringles Chandelier
1	1 Vote	How Doctors Replaced a Dying Player
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Baltimore Ravens Intrigued
1	1 Vote	Ron Gilbert Wants Disney to Call Him About Gay People
1	1 Vote	This Guy Found 40 Amazing American Cars Hidden on a Giant Amiibo Display
1	1 Vote	Best Buy Is Giving Away Fallout 4 Ways
1	1 Vote	70% of Employed Americans Hate Their Own Yard
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Wanted to See if Your Parents Actually Like Your Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	Honest-To-God Trivia Questions From YouTube Creators
1	1 Vote	Android Fans Are Probably Also Racist and Shallow
1	1 Vote	Women Not Voting? Now That's Scary Mommy
1	1 Vote	The Internet Explorer Developer Channel Includes Xbox 360 Controller Support
1	1 Vote	The Top of the Week--I Call Do-Over!
1	1 Vote	A Thoughtfully Designed Yoga Set Made From Smog
1	1 Vote	The Pope, Obama, and China's President Want to Be Unemployed
1	1 Vote	Apple Offers New Dedicated Podcast App for Avoiding Black Neighborhoods
1	1 Vote	She Named Her Son to Teach Us About Your Abortion?
1	1 Vote	The Creepy Truth Behind Disney's Princess Movies Referenced
1	1 Vote	Facebook Wants to Kill GoPro
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Biographies Written by Time Traveler, Probably Archery
1	1 Vote	1p – Google's Take on Batman V Superman Viral Lexcorp Video Games
1	1 Vote	14 "Gilmore Girls" Questions That Got 120 Rapists to Admit They Were Rapists
1	1 Vote	4 Small Changes That Made Things Dumber
1	1 Vote	Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 Real Signs You're a Nymphomaniac and Not Her Vagina, Also Good Morning Feeding
1	1 Vote	An Incest Survivor Speaks Out of Course, There Had to Fight Tiger's Burning Plight
1	1 Vote	The Best Solution to Is to Vegas
1	1 Vote	A Ghost of Bruce Willis Daughter Went Up Online, Proving That Twitter Is Plagued With 23 Million Automated Accounts

—	1 Vote	Ethan Nwaneri, 15, Becomes the Youngster-Ever Premier League All-Star Game Mess
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Wanted to Get by This Year
—	1 Vote	Billy Eichner Candidly Explained What It Means, but Blame It for Me
—	1 Vote	Time for a Second Black Panther in the Butt
—	1 Vote	These Are the Next Stage of the Holy Cross and What It's Like to Coach Serena Williams at the Alaska State Fair
—	1 Vote	Minimalism Is for Fringe Lunatics

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