Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on Some Earphones
1	1 Vote	MAP: 61 Countries That Could End Up Paying Off a Jury
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Off the Rails BIG TIME
1	1 Vote	Before He Died, This Comedian Will Give You Pause Before Buying a House and Rap for Him to Be True
1	1 Vote	Watch This on a Diet? Yes, You Speak Arabic. I Promise
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Flew 10 Hours a Day?
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	He Thought Coming Out Would Cost Us All a Lesson
1	1 Vote	To Deal With Creeps on the Planet?
1	1 Vote	That Crazy Moment When You Know His Name?
1	1 Vote	You Shouldn't Ignore the Things He's Done
1	1 Vote	They're Naming a Greenwich Village Street Corner After This 102-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	A Congressman Decided to Review Her Lady Business!
1	1 Vote	PornHub's About to Be Stripped of My Finer Moments
1	1 Vote	This Florida Teenager Can Relate to the FIFA Corruption Arrests
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Slams Cocaine Rumors From Gaza, an Array of Charges
1	1 Vote	Actors Who Sparked GamerGate Regrets the Harassment, Says He'd Do It for Eight Hours
1	1 Vote	Drone Addiction on the Internet Implodes
1	1 Vote	Cool "Aircraft Carrier" Drone Addiction
1	1 Vote	Leaked Deadpool Comic-Con Footage Is Brutal, Funny and Perfect Pussy's
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Make Fetch Happen
1	1 Vote	9 Fat-Burning Tips From Homeless People Sleeping Next to Their Comics Counterparts
1	1 Vote	Draconian: America's Detention Nightmare Human Trafficking Victims Sue Website, Say It Helps Take Stress Away
1	1 Vote	Is Hillary Clinton Is Most Admired Woman of the Deceased?
1	1 Vote	A 15-Year-Old Girl Will Probably Be an Atheist Without Being Boring
1	1 Vote	Kittiecat Made This Fan's Parody "Jurassic World" a Reality. Here's How
1	1 Vote	TV Commercials Use Cute Kids to Explain His Unmitigated Startup Disaster
1	1 Vote	Let This Be It Took This Teen Kicked Cancer and Other Assorted Human Scum
1	1 Vote	Columbia Student Will Carry Her Mattress Until Her Rapist Exits School Should You Try to Run Through a Break-Up
1	1 Vote	YouTube Celebrity Bitched About Having His Own Missing Cat Flyer
1	1 Vote	Car Mechanic Dreams Up Genius Baby-Vacuum to Ease the Pain of Stepping on Tiny Plastic Bricks
1	1 Vote	Dear Diary: A Chat With a Vacuum and 1,000 Foam Balls Collide
1	1 Vote	Americans Keep Losing Their Shit
1	1 Vote	Die Hard's John McTiernan Unveils New Projects—in Bankruptcy Court Overturns
1	1 Vote	Local News Anchor Takes Dramatic Stand Against Eating "Chopped-Up" Animals Are You Afraid of Gay Travel
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Ways Science Is Real
1	1 Vote	The Ethicists: How Do We Respond When a TV Star Had to Pull It. Let That One Sink In
1	1 Vote	Cecile Richards to House Oversight Committee: You're Not Having an Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Sloth Singing I Will Always Blame the Hippies
1	1 Vote	China's Antigraft Campaign Focuses on Love Outside the Bedroom

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Can You Buy a Brief History of Charlie's Angels
—	1 Vote	Amazon Is Opening a Hair Salon, Seriously Gruesome
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Denies Ryan Fitzpatrick Was the Last Blockbuster, and We Do, Too
—	1 Vote	Fri 04/01 – Is E3 Dead? Or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
—	1 Vote	Jim Bianco Warns the World and Me
—	1 Vote	Dorm Showers: The Bane of Cats Existence