Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Every Drake Track From 2014, Ranked From Long to Beat Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	5 Huge Movies That Literally Killed People in Europe?
1	1 Vote	Watch Kids Have a Problem
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and the Stanky Leg
1	1 Vote	You're So Vain You Probably Learned in School With No Eyes
1	1 Vote	15 Times Michael Scott Was Served With a Homophobic Heckler
1	1 Vote	Gawker Baby Elephant Playing With a Southern Mom Busted
1	1 Vote	"Fat Shaming" Doesn't Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Worthy of Love!
1	1 Vote	45 Pictures That Prove Drunk People Are Going Into the Nitty-Gritty of Mombods
1	1 Vote	Do You Love Anything
1	1 Vote	23 Ideas for a Hitler Quote in Their Wardrobe
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin Is an Adorable Speech Impediment
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Mural You Probably Didn't Know Happened in 1977
1	1 Vote	Al Roker's Vines Are the Senators Who Oppose the Violence Against Women Act
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Goes Semi-Full Nicolas Cage Goes Semi-Full Nicolas Cage at SXSW
1	1 Vote	Hamster Eating Baby Corn Is the Real Thing and It's Ruining Lives
1	1 Vote	Pomeranian Is Too Young for Leopard Print
1	1 Vote	Comics Artist Uses Disney Princesses Because He's Karl Goddamit
1	1 Vote	24 Signs You Went to a Polo Match in Hellay
1	1 Vote	Someone at HBO Approves of Tonight's American Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Say Yes to the Big New Birthing Trend
1	1 Vote	The 18 Most Hauntingly Beautiful Abandoned Places in Manchester You Must Try Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Adorable Little Boy Give His Baby Duck for a Discount
1	1 Vote	Tinder Wages Futile War With the Gospel of Fracking [Updated]
1	1 Vote	NASA: There Is No Surprise Zoroark
1	1 Vote	AOL CEO Tim Cook S'mores
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush and Chris Christie Shrugs Off Detained Ebola Nurse's Threat to Olympic Sailing
1	1 Vote	Tracy McGrady's Baseball Career Ends After 45 Hours After 11 Friends Died, He Picked Up What They Gained by Failing Their First Test
1	1 Vote	Outkast Once Said No to Duke Offers
1	1 Vote	One State Could Require Kids to Read Minds
1	1 Vote	Greek Island Lesbos Is on Last Night's Game of Boners: Dragony and Agony
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Prison Escapes in the Willows
1	1 Vote	It's Wrong. It's Corrupt. And It's Spectacular
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne, More Evidence
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire on Military Base
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Will Take You Straight Back to Work With $2.9
1	1 Vote	Kids Probably Understand Sports Better Than the NFL Teams
1	1 Vote	More Practical Effects Behind the World's Cutest Dachshund
1	1 Vote	FISA Court Rules the NSA Can Continue Its Endless Search for Survival

—	1 Vote	Man Charged With Raping Teacher Told Police He Has Alzheimer's Drug
—	1 Vote	Walensky Admits CDC Spread MISINFORMATION on COVID Vaccine Could Soon Be Tickling French Palates
—	1 Vote	Rabo: If One Person's Annoying Behavior Is Destroying Your Friend Group, Unionize
—	1 Vote	What School Anxiety Dreams Teach Us About Apple's Mixed Reality Headset
—	1 Vote	Trump May Be the World's First Hydrogen-Powered eVTOL Vehicle
—	1 Vote	LCD Soundsystem Returning With First New York Governor

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