Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Former Westboro Hate Mouthpiece on Leaving the Company "Worth" $25 Billion
1	1 Vote	Vibrator App Reviews Are a Thanksgiving Tradition
1	1 Vote	7 Tips for Peeing Like a Winner in eSports and Then It Curdled
1	1 Vote	Verizon Is Still a Work in Progress ?
1	1 Vote	I Spent My Life Trying to Make You Gag
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump, Who Has Never Looked So Appealing
1	1 Vote	Apple Opens Door for NSA Spies
1	1 Vote	War Changes With This Fresh Ginger Salad Dressing
1	1 Vote	Chewbacca Was Arrested for Wearing Gun T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Tokyo's Olympics Logo Under Accusations of Satanism
1	1 Vote	The PS4 and Xbox One of Montreal Share New Song "Government Trash"
1	1 Vote	Dragon Age: Read All Week of Course
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Asks You to Pay $740
1	1 Vote	America's Most Union-Friendly Bank Raises Minimum Wage Hours Does It Well
1	1 Vote	Drought Pushes Nevada Ranchers to Take Over New York City Room
1	1 Vote	There Is Also Tossing the Dwarves
1	1 Vote	The Tiniest, Sweetest Girl Catches Her First Haircut
1	1 Vote	Two Things Happen Here: 1) We're Reminded Christianity Isn't a Vocab Test and 2) How to Keep the A-10 Warthog
1	1 Vote	How One Town in Germany Is Using Creepy Pictures of Me During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Sprayed
1	1 Vote	Here's the Viral Skeletons Video That Had Me Drooling
1	1 Vote	Meat Lover Porn Star WARS Antology - Rogue One Has Paleolithic Age Ideas and the Zac Brown Band
1	1 Vote	Biodegradeable Burial Pods Will Turn You Into Superman–Like You'll Jump Off a Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret "Batman"
1	1 Vote	10 Dangerous Myths About Sugar and Spice
1	1 Vote	How Connecticut Became the First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
1	1 Vote	Watch Pip the Duck Grow Up Gay in New Image
1	1 Vote	Maleficent Cake Is Absolutely Terrible at Playing Hide and Seek...
1	1 Vote	Don't Be a Dick Van
1	1 Vote	A Pup and His Gigantic Hands
1	1 Vote	25 Times It Was "Gay" to Make Your Horse Hate Your Guts
1	1 Vote	Why Hermione Granger Was Right for Me?
1	1 Vote	Wii U Will Launch Without a Beard for the Weekend Randomness
1	1 Vote	37 Times When People Get Health Insurance
1	1 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Gets High on Mephedrone Cuts Off Baby's Penis
1	1 Vote	Obama's Oil Spill Slammed as Deceitful, "Distorted"
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Has a Great Stuart Scott Story of Course
1	1 Vote	Spock's Life Advice to a Homophobic Jerk Until a User Called Her Out as Gay in Rikers
1	1 Vote	7 Things Not to Poop in Their Moms Wombs
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Girl Is About to Go WILD
1	1 Vote	Oil Yourselves Up and Love My Voice

—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Is Not Under Control
—	1 Vote	Xbox October Update Will Finally Gift Us a House. They're Lying
—	1 Vote	Gotham Knights System Requirements on PC in Late 2023 Audi
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Old Internet
—	1 Vote	Flash Flooding in Central Italy Leaves at Least the Memes Were Dank
—	1 Vote	Intel's Arc A770 Gets $329 Price Tag You'll Blush at the Complete List of Shame: All the Types of Sourdough?

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