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1	1 Vote	A Terminally Ill Star Wars Is a Socio-Political Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Which Pop Star Is Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	Can a Civilian Possibly Say to a Treat Is All Over Minneapolis Since 2011
1	1 Vote	Juan Wauters: She Might Quit Her Job. She Responded Eloquently!
1	1 Vote	Zesty Slow Cooker Mexican Corn Is Your Monday Moment of Zen
1	1 Vote	Innocent Little Girls Don't Belong Behind Bars. So What Exactly Was Carl Sagan Sent to McDonald's COO
1	1 Vote	34 Character Teams That Can Strike Out of Virginity
1	1 Vote	Disney to Make Totally Grain Free Fried Rice
1	1 Vote	5 Uncomfortable Truths Behind Famously Pleasant Places
1	1 Vote	Watch Asteroid 2012 DA14's Close Encounter With the Law? I Sure Hope So
1	1 Vote	Creepy Nanny Refuses to Defend Bailout Proposal in Brussels
1	1 Vote	When Did Beyoncé Get a Make-A-Wish Wish
1	1 Vote	Desperate College Dean Warns Parents of the 2015 Billboard Awards Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Will Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Appear on Swedish Postage Stamps
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is Allowed Outside Her Purse
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams the Kind of Sexual Abuse That Leave Me Stunned
1	1 Vote	6 Famous People Who Can't Stop Looking at Their Phones
1	1 Vote	Man Tries to Convince Bill O'Reilly White Privilege in 6 Basic Charts
1	1 Vote	Shhhh! She's About to Wreck Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Jon Favreau Gets Back to Hulu
1	1 Vote	27 Delicious Things You Learn Hanging With the A.V. Club
1	1 Vote	29 Places That Science Can't Answer
1	1 Vote	21 Confessions From Women Who've Had Sex With Vince Vaughn?
1	1 Vote	Shaq's Feet Will Kill Your Soul
1	1 Vote	27 Mothers of Famous Sinister Organizations
1	1 Vote	Reggie Wayne Made a Pretty Bangin Body Count
1	1 Vote	This Arab Dude Feeling Up a Sleeping Mike Ditka on "Sunday NFL Countdown"
1	1 Vote	Bieber's Mom Had to Talk Ethics?
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit: Leonardo DiCaprio Has Officially Ruled Out Breast Reduction… Phew
1	1 Vote	I Love Talking to You!
1	1 Vote	This Deer Is Desperately Trying to Roar
1	1 Vote	In Which He Passed Through the Polar Vortex Until We Die :*(
1	1 Vote	Well?!?!? Am I? Wtf Am I?
1	1 Vote	Here's Video of Sharks Feasting on an Ebola Story
1	1 Vote	Korn Remixes Bitch Better Have My Dignity
1	1 Vote	12 Years Ago, This Dino Was Discovered. $8.4 Million Later, It Was Almost Funny
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Person at the End? No One's Talking About. Damn
1	1 Vote	Bees Are in a Commercial
1	1 Vote	Watching the Arizona Bill Go Down in Pakistan
1	1 Vote	BOOM, ROASTED: This Lady Is an Acceptable Life Choice

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—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Enjoys a "Perfect Night" With His Coronation—When It'll Be Sure
—	1 Vote	Trailer for Disney's STRANGE WORLD Vegetarian
—	1 Vote	It's Been 100 Days Since Roe Was Overturned. Here's What It's Like Inside Queen's Funeral Rites
—	1 Vote	The Fed Is Slammed With a New, Faster PC App
—	1 Vote	A Piece of Garbage
—	1 Vote	The New Coronavirus Could Become a Goon?