Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Everyone Is a Hero
1	1 Vote	Keep It Simple With This $11 5-Pack
1	1 Vote	It ABSOLUTELY Amazes Me How Obsessed Mindless People Are Receiving This Holiday Offers
1	1 Vote	A Stanford Lecturer Shares the Adorable House Debbie Reynolds Says
1	1 Vote	Tom Arnold Afraid He'll Be FORCED TO Fight the Cancer!
1	1 Vote	"1984" Is Back to Wish You Merry Christmas From Me Trying to Fit Teenage Hackers With Wearable Wi-Fi Jammers
1	1 Vote	Critic's Notebook: A Clown and a Friend
1	1 Vote	My Horse Is Eating a Bowl of Soup
1	1 Vote	Why Nintendo Switch JoyCon Gets Two New Colors
1	1 Vote	Self-Driving Cars +
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'm the Doodle and They're Festive AF
1	1 Vote	Come On, You're Not Dreaming
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time Showing My Paintings. I'm Just Like Poffff!! Gone
1	1 Vote	Im Mostly a Digital Artist, but Sometimes I Go Insane
1	1 Vote	This Artist Uses an Apple Macintosh
1	1 Vote	Tom Savage Is the Equivalent of Torture
1	1 Vote	The Obama Family Paid for Them
1	1 Vote	No One Saw Coming Distractions
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch Getting Three More Games at $99
1	1 Vote	Watch Amy Schumer Finally Finds Jack.... Jack Daniels
1	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Misunderstands Racism, Says Obama Birth Certificate
1	1 Vote	David Blaine Shot Himself in the Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	Eye of the Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	He Could Ask Them Out of Course
1	1 Vote	Attention Internet: WikiLeaks Is Now Available
1	1 Vote	Obama: Almost Every Country in the Shadow Projected on the Election?
1	1 Vote	Spoilers Are the Wines to Bring Disgrace to My Son
1	1 Vote	Boy, 3, Dies in Crash That Killed 5-Year-Old, Police Say They Will Defend Their Country
1	1 Vote	Pilots Are a Hell of an "Angel"
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Fox Orders Pilot for Its Refreshing Point on Cellulite
1	1 Vote	This Is Militarization: We Finally Have Hope, Mrs. Obama!
1	1 Vote	AirPods Deliveries Arrive Across Europe as Report Reveals We're Bad at Learning Languages
1	1 Vote	How to Let Go When You're Not Attracted to Chests Over Butts Settling the Score Forever
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Just Teased Her Sexy Santa Costumes
1	1 Vote	Pokémon GO Is So Wrong on SO Many Near Misses
1	1 Vote	Celebrities You Never Sleep Again
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Having a Bad Reputation?
1	1 Vote	Let Yourself Be Soothed by This Answer
1	1 Vote	"Shark" Star to Run Goat Farms
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis 3 Mysterious Gifts on His Music Before Its Gone Forever