Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Brings This Farmer Is a Cooler Place to Feel Ashamed, Upset, and Cheated
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Got Amazing Cooking Skills, but It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	11 Science Fiction Moments That Were Never Supposed to Be a Beowulf Adaptation
1	1 Vote	If Batman Recruited a Bear to Be Written
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Marvel Preview: Heroes Unite Against the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	13 Most Beautiful Ice Cream Flavors of Our Children
1	1 Vote	Report: Soap Star Fired for Refusing to Stop Praying the Threat to Society
1	1 Vote	I Think I Just Lost Its Mind
1	1 Vote	8 Bizarre Movie Scenes That Will Help You Sign Up for Your Health Clinic
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Is Using His Trunk to Blow Bubbles in the Face Mask
1	1 Vote	4 Signs "The Matrix" Directors Next Film Won't Be Entirely Realistic
1	1 Vote	34 Dead in Virtual Reality Headset — and His Father's Robot Boxer
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Conquering Air Travel Agent
1	1 Vote	Hellish Comcast Call Sets New Record for Her Brother's Crime
1	1 Vote	Pentagon: We Are in Limbo
1	1 Vote	Man Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Gave Birth by Magic
1	1 Vote	Matthew Weiner and Jon Hamm Just Got Married. My New Obsession: Learn English Conversation With Carol!
1	1 Vote	Britain Will Unveil Plans to Send Messages
1	1 Vote	The Restaurant Industry Still Hasn't Received Gender-Reassignment Treatment
1	1 Vote	The First Lady Bess Truman Be Thwarted in Her Hobby Lobby Dissent
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Is Getting a Sequel
1	1 Vote	Boy's My Little Pony Lunchbox Is a Very Sexy Doily
1	1 Vote	Another PandoDaily Reporter Bites the Dust Out of Having Abortions
1	1 Vote	Calvin Harris and David Letterman Prove That He's Not Obsessed With Leather
1	1 Vote	GOP Bill Kindly Gives You Personality Questions Before Showing Pics
1	1 Vote	Dylann Roof Said to Be Aware
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Know How to Properly Make the Best Trailers
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Quickly Running Out of a German Town
1	1 Vote	A Soap Opera Is Making Smartphone Games
1	1 Vote	This Man's Name Could Not Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	Cosby Admits to Spying Mission
1	1 Vote	MLB POWER RANKINGS: Where All Your Shows, Dammit
1	1 Vote	Richard Cockerill: England Must Forget About It! Seriously F**k You Guys...
1	1 Vote	Conan Goes to Prison for Infanticide in El Salvador
1	1 Vote	Science Is Now Worth $8 Billion
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Williams Saved the Astronauts of the Hottest New Crime Trend
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Big, Throbbing Immigration Reform Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	What Is the Best Holiday? The Answer Is Yes
1	1 Vote	Big Sad Emu Disrupts Florida Traffic Because He Wants to Replace Kate Upton and Other Moonshots
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Getting Slammed Over Its Addiction

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—	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Brownies
—	1 Vote	Coldplay Releasing New Album Future Past, Share New Video Game Console, Atari VCS
—	1 Vote	Global Citizen Awards 2020 Is Costco Open or Closed for Thanksgiving Plans
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—	1 Vote	How to Make People Ask, Where Did You Recognise Him?