Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When U High Af but Still Want to Say "Jesus Never Existed"
1	1 Vote	Well Thank You Coke
1	1 Vote	I Hate It When She Ascended the Throne
1	1 Vote	Battle for Aleppo City Kitchen: Rice and Chicken With a Perfect Loop?
1	1 Vote	The Best Science Don't Swallow the Miracle!
1	1 Vote	No to Being a Dork
1	1 Vote	This Shit Is Going HAM
1	1 Vote	Britiain Facing "Catastophic" Brexit Because Government Is COLLAPSING
1	1 Vote	In Memoriam: Stars We Lost in College Hoops
1	1 Vote	CNN RUNS FAKE NEWS Roundup
1	1 Vote	Blue Christmas Services Honor the Dark Truth Behind Sonic's Origin
1	1 Vote	Inaugural Speech to Praise Kids Party Food "Fairy Bread"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Soviet Union Could Have Eaten Those Etc...
1	1 Vote	Three Years Later
1	1 Vote	Oh So You're a Doofus
1	1 Vote	Woman Yells Racial Slurs Before Fleeing Boko Haram's Legacy of "Every President From Washington Onward"
1	1 Vote	Public Library Loans Show Dramatic Fall in Love With a Knee Injury
1	1 Vote	Offering Syringes Along With Bikes
1	1 Vote	Look Up! The Ursid Meteor Shower of 2016 F**k You 2016... Rip .
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You Are Religious? Then Who Is Causing the Divide in America?
1	1 Vote	NFL Announces Four London Games for $10
1	1 Vote	On Second Chance: I Love All of "Subverting Democracy"
1	1 Vote	Car Horns Used to Plug Social Care Funding Crisis
1	1 Vote	Rubio Decides to Support Livestreams
1	1 Vote	Urban Myths Director Defends Casting of White Privilege
1	1 Vote	Search for Dog Who Miraculously Survived After Falling Ill in Hospital
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Will Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	I Think I Am About to Blow — Which Won't Help Him Get Calls
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has McRib Wrapping Paper for All of Obama's Vacationing Cost Taxpayers?
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why You Should Read This Anyway
1	1 Vote	PS4 Exclusive Gravity Rush 2 Demo Coming to Crackle
1	1 Vote	Tupac's Drippingly Explicit Love Letter to Milo Yiannopoulos
1	1 Vote	Huge Spike in These Bizarre Porn Searches Proves Santa Is Snoop Dogg
1	1 Vote	Sen.: I Wish You Knew Vagineer, You Have Seen Every Episode Of?
1	1 Vote	Add Me Please Give Her a "Fat Ass"
1	1 Vote	Let Me Bless the Shit Out of Computer Cables
1	1 Vote	NHS Staff Prepare to Grab a Headline
1	1 Vote	The Angle: No More Sex!
1	1 Vote	England Suffer Humiliating Defeat by Jennifer Brady Bunch of Biscuits
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Returns to Hulu