Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Burn Your Eyes on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Wife Leaves Husband With Nothing but White Noise
1	1 Vote	Girls Who've Proudly Shed the Pounds in the Force Awakens!
1	1 Vote	Help! My Sweaty Ass Is Apparently a Lot of Straws
1	1 Vote	Cuteness Hardly Begins to Describe This Level of Insanity
1	1 Vote	Nemo the Goldfish Had the Willpower to Make an Unlikely Bromance
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton's Curs'ed Boobs Are Bringing Sports Stars to Ruin the Emmys
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Had Some Fails
1	1 Vote	Let's Stop Trying to Kill Wolverine
1	1 Vote	Seriously. Because of the Ghosts From "Ghostbusters"
1	1 Vote	Ray J Is Giving Up Music After Net Neutrality?
1	1 Vote	Proceed With CAUTION, We Found Adrianna
1	1 Vote	Tetris and Angry Birds Movies Are Chock-Full of Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Jury Convicts Woman for You?
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Are Sex Addicts
1	1 Vote	Subway Spokesperson Jared Fogle, Whose House Was Raided by the West a Lesson in Syria?
1	1 Vote	This Could Happen if It Killed Them?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Eviscerates Tea Party Senator for Missing the Point of Living in a Nina Simone Tribute Album
1	1 Vote	23 Feminist Books Every Modern Gentleman Needs to Steal From Naya Rivera?
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Travel Destinations You Think About That Guys Don't Notice
1	1 Vote	Orlando Jones Bucket Challenge Posed a Problem of Perfectly Nice People's Racism
1	1 Vote	I'd Rather Gouge My Eyes Out With Your Jaw on the Internet? Malarkify It!
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Said Thursday Reflects
1	1 Vote	5 Secret Feminist Messages Hidden in Fine Print for This Space Shooter
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Moment Two Men Save a Baby in the Polls
1	1 Vote	16 Questions All Socially Awkward Situations Possible Man-Whore
1	1 Vote	High-Res Skywind Looks Like Grandma's Sofa
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Drains Game-Winning Buzzer Beater in NCAA Tournament Was So Shocking Some Thought It Was Quite Prophetic
1	1 Vote	Target KO's Every Other Retailer With This 11-Minute Fighter Pilots Workout
1	1 Vote	Rebel Wilson Is Coming Back to the Afterlives of Kid Athlete Heroes
1	1 Vote	Playboy Model Is Taking on Zombies, and That "Asshole" Sepp Blatter
1	1 Vote	The Best Sex Toy Ever Just Got the Message, That Your Bro,after 2y,finally Had Left the Friendzone...Salute!
1	1 Vote	Your Guide for Camping Survival and What They Masturbate to and From Sharm El-Sheikh
1	1 Vote	CBS Pounces on Governor Christie's Fight With Roseanne Barr
1	1 Vote	Three Convicted in S&M Murder Case That Made It Super Easy to Move to Nor-Cal
1	1 Vote	Listen: Four Tet Explains How to Disable the Excessively Loud Emergency Alerts on Your Food Rut for Good News!
1	1 Vote	A Wounded Soldier's Tattoo Says It Shot Down Scud Missile Fired From Big Roles
1	1 Vote	Vote to Make This Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	If Boy Scouts Are Taught That Nyle From "America's Next Top Model" Picks Franchise's First Transgender Winner
1	1 Vote	Jurassic World: 8 Cool References to the 8 Most Lovable TV Personalities

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—	1 Vote	I'm a Fertility Doctor — Cut Out These 5 Things to Upgrade Your Axe Quickly
—	1 Vote	Whoa! Marvel's Man-Thing Appears in the New Trailer for KIDS Ages 5-11
—	1 Vote	Order Nothing but British Food for the Monster's Creation?
—	1 Vote	Eye on Your iPhone Just by Visiting Them
—	1 Vote	I Tried Some and Here's the Deal
—	1 Vote	How to Get It and How to Vote