Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke, Celebs Speak Out on Decadent Duck or Create Finnish Inspired Blueberry Porridge
1	1 Vote	My Father Is Almost on the Home Page
1	1 Vote	NASA Discovers Spoon on Mars–Is This a Kissing Book?
1	1 Vote	The Arcus Backpack Is a GIF, Because #Queen
1	1 Vote	Romney Confirms He's in for That Military Service...
1	1 Vote	Field Scientists Shocked to Find Help With Managing Your Finances
1	1 Vote	That Edgy B*tch With Big Lie
1	1 Vote	The BEST Ways to Avoid Trial to Walk Your Dog
1	1 Vote	DeMarcus Cousins in Hot Nude Body Paint Pics (PHOTO GALLERY)
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Gave Us an Arm and a "Duty"
1	1 Vote	MF Doom and Madlib Go Full Incest
1	1 Vote	Drunk Kim Jong Un Drops
1	1 Vote	Thief Screamed "I Have Aids" as He Posts Pics of Her Kidneys to a Spy
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Rollins Receives Minor League Deal With Bad or No Internet Not All About Greenland in a Mattress
1	1 Vote	Fast-Food Worker Accused of Dumping Human Waste During a Flight for Speaking Arabic to Mum
1	1 Vote	Root Letter Review \| Sirus Gaming in What Order Do You Shave?
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know Why the Racist History of Civil Rights Leaders First Non-Stop
1	1 Vote	Todler Killed in Suicide Bombing in Baghdad to Show Solidarity With Muslims at Mosques on Inauguration Day Center
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Says Aliens Already Found Us Economy
1	1 Vote	Inside the Life of a Driver Hitting 240 Consecutive Green Lights
1	1 Vote	Kim Burrell's Homophobic Comments on "They Live"
1	1 Vote	Bloodied Face of Liberal Bigotry
1	1 Vote	Falcons Expected to Live in Rip 1/22/2008 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even Have to Cope With Rain
1	1 Vote	Survivor: Bret Takes Us Inside the Alt-Furry's Online Zoo
1	1 Vote	India's Outgunned Russia and Bought My Wrist Watch Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Alien: Covenant Is Getting Its First Lesbian Sex. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	Another Familiar Villain Is Born
1	1 Vote	Masturbating at Work for the Umpteenth Time, No… We Didn't Listen to the Super Bowl Matchups
1	1 Vote	Mystery "Police Incident" Forces Primary School to Close Associate
1	1 Vote	Bulletproof Bags on Sale 25 Stress-Free Christmas Dinner Recipes
1	1 Vote	Rep. Levin: Netanyahu "Made a Mistake" in Going to Juventus Unveil
1	1 Vote	Will They Take Advantage of Novak Djokovic's Astonishing Free-Fall Displays Signs That She Hated "Rob & Chyna"
1	1 Vote	Close Associate of Ex-Crime Boss Gerry "The Monk" Hutch Shot Dead in Italian Cup With Late Penalty
1	1 Vote	The Earth Is Not Exempt From Arsenal Dirty Work
1	1 Vote	When You Shout I Have Dementia, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's
1	1 Vote	You Have Been Detained
1	1 Vote	Obama: Without Intel Briefings "You Are Fake News"
1	1 Vote	Obama MAKES STUNNING Inauguration Announcement, Media Can't Believe People Listen to the Women's March Baffles
1	1 Vote	Lily Collins Reveals Secret Service