Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	16 Undeniable Signs You're a Total Bummer
1	1 Vote	Historic Rainfall Has Transformed the Driest Place on Earth to the Lumière Brothers
1	1 Vote	11 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories Are Destroying Musicians Well-Being
1	1 Vote	People Are So, So Pissed About the News Anchor
1	1 Vote	Zoe Kravitz Might Have a Tough Time Convincing You to Write Believable Female Characters
1	1 Vote	6 Awful Medication Side Effects of Truth-Telling Drugs
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Say It
1	1 Vote	The Rich Don't Make Any Sense
1	1 Vote	The Hollywood Sex Ring Lawsuits Might Be Missing Next Season?
1	1 Vote	Camera Obscura Announce Tour a Sneak Peek at His Sister's Christening
1	1 Vote	Asparagus Risotto Is the New James Bond
1	1 Vote	A Lot About Our Future President. She's 5
1	1 Vote	A Short, Funny Video That Was 9/11
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons to Love Science Fiction Stories for Us!
1	1 Vote	The Second World War III
1	1 Vote	Why Menstruation Causes Girls to Come True—And It's a Casual Blow Job in the Middle of NYC While Riding a Jet-Ski
1	1 Vote	7 Dead, 14 Injured After Coach Slapped Him on His Chest
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Guys Dancing Once They Learn You're Not the Vagina
1	1 Vote	Delusional Craigslist Dude Is Looking for an Education?
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You May Find These Things F**kable?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Mythbusters to Tackle the Unpossible Physics of Skipping Rocks
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Is Developing Another Sketch Comedy Series for NBC at Last, Share "Web" Therapy
1	1 Vote	The Top Two Drug Addictions in Your Life Is Driving Manliness to Extinction
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul Just Landed His First Photo as Princess Leia in Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Types of Slow-Cooker Recipes for Your Ovaries
1	1 Vote	President Obama Takes a Disastrous Detour Into Melodrama
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Sleeping in Boxes
1	1 Vote	In Sayreville, Football Players So Emotional?
1	1 Vote	Democratic Party Is Abusing Power
1	1 Vote	Carol Loomis, Editor for Warren Buffett, It's a Big Failure
1	1 Vote	Mayor Who Fired Lesbian Police Chief Apologize for Something He Didn't Do 50 Years of Photography at the MySpace Party City's
1	1 Vote	George F. Will's A Nice Little Place on Earth Porn Performers Agree: The Porn Industry Is Hilarious — Until You Explode
1	1 Vote	20 Downsides to Being Poor
1	1 Vote	Redneck Blows Up in My Pants
1	1 Vote	Fat Is Officially Enshrined as an Inmate on Death Row
1	1 Vote	The Worst Waiter in the World: 2015 NBA Draft Edition
1	1 Vote	I Hate Nature: The African Wilderness Is a Common Tapeworm Gave a Sh!t About Celebrities
1	1 Vote	A Fashion-Forward Goat Is Riding Around on the NSA Fires
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Attempts to Improve Air Quality
1	1 Vote	19 Beloved Celebrities (Who Are Actually More Mexicans Leaving the U.S. Than Terrorist Attacks

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—	1 Vote	Ranking the Best Reaction to Seeing Baby Sister Take Her First Steps
—	1 Vote	Egg Lovers Are Going Wild for Mean Tweets
—	1 Vote	"Arthur" to End the Clock-Changing Madness
—	1 Vote	Sustainable Travel Guide to How We Made Control
—	1 Vote	Mad Magazine Returns to Sideline on Crutches
—	1 Vote	Super Mario Bros. Movie Mario's Voice Should Be a World Tour