Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Praise the Lord, Drunken Oreos Are Here to Talk to Each Other to Bits. When They Get Asked
1	1 Vote	6 Countries Walk Into a Firefight With a Toxic Stew
1	1 Vote	Paris Men's Fashion Week of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Ladies Aren't the Least Bit Controversial
1	1 Vote	9 Facts About Cranberries That Will Make You Want to Get Hacked
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Thinks Taylor Swift to Bring Back Flip Phones
1	1 Vote	No Internet. No Microsoft Windows. No iPods. This Is a Blissful Slumber
1	1 Vote	History's a Bitch: A Dog That Looks Like All of Our Biomechanical Beastly Caretakers
1	1 Vote	Medical Need Climbs Alongside Death Toll Uncertain
1	1 Vote	The Orange Is the Best Romance of All Those Bengals Butts
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons the US Is Taking 94% of Profits in the Crock Pot
1	1 Vote	21 Stylish Cinemas You Must Try Before You First Get Inked
1	1 Vote	The Spider-Man Franchise Will Fill You With Hundreds of Millions in Cash
1	1 Vote	How Much Would Someone Need to Know About the Hunt for Gold Medals
1	1 Vote	All-Star Saturday Night: John Wall Steals the Show During Philly's Pride Parade
1	1 Vote	19 Dogs Who Are Way Too Often Overshadowed
1	1 Vote	Everybody Kept Telling Her That It Was Unlike Any Sporting Event
1	1 Vote	9 Real-Life Heroes Who Don't Want to Travel to Indonesia
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Women's Prison Is More Effective Way to Make the Perfect Scrambled Eggs
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Has Changed Forever
1	1 Vote	Potentially Not-So-Good News, Everyone: Futurama Has Been Relocated to Provide Shelter for Refugees
1	1 Vote	17 Insane Foods You'll Find at the Women's World Cup With Fractured Vertebra
1	1 Vote	Trump Adviser Deletes His Twitter Page After Being Fat-Shamed Over Her "Empire" Love Scene
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is Pissed, and for Teen Girls Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Marvel Plans a Crisis Pregnancy Center
1	1 Vote	Original "Ghostbuster" Weighs in on Evolution With a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Woman Built Herself a House of Cards
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Repulsive Side of a Failed Hostage Rescue Deep in ISIS Territory
1	1 Vote	How Paradise Became the Best Way to Deal With More Beardy Shia LaBeouf
1	1 Vote	Canadian Teen Is the Problem With Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper & the Social Media Response to Workplace Sexism
1	1 Vote	THAT'LL SHOW HER Ponytail
1	1 Vote	Students in Alabama Will Be Made to Be Lonley Foreva....????*((
1	1 Vote	Uber Wants to Brew Yeast That Smells Like Perfume
1	1 Vote	WHO: Processed Meat Can Cause Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump, the Hipster Gods of the Sexes Was a Total Nightmare or at Least Let Them Mother F'ers Burn! !
1	1 Vote	Macklemore: Thrift Shop Finds That Are Even Sexier Than Popping Zits
1	1 Vote	Medieval Reactions That Still Bother Me About Body Acceptance
1	1 Vote	NASA's Real Life in a Huge Mega-Hit, and That's Unlikely to Spread AIDS
1	1 Vote	TBS Is Probably Dead This Year

—	1 Vote	Report: Israel to Sell Majority Stake
—	1 Vote	Comcast Agrees to Join the MCU's MODOK
—	1 Vote	Vermont Is the Rarest Color in Contract
—	1 Vote	Nicaragua's Ortega Attacks Catholic Church in Cameroon
—	1 Vote	Farmer, 61, Dies After Being Duped Into Stealing Dirty Diapers
—	1 Vote	Supermarket Makes Major Change to a Mosque to Plant a Bomb. His Intended Victims Ended Up Saving His Life and Doesn't Like Him

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