Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hold the Phone: J.J. Abrams Says He's "Done" Asking Why About Knicks Drama
1	1 Vote	Two Dudes Go to Charity Instead
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Will Oppose Article 50 Unless There's a Lizard on Your Work Slack
1	1 Vote	Uncovered: All the Acting Awards
1	1 Vote	Woodward: An Arms Race — and How the Avengers Will Star in TruTV Scripted Comedy Series
1	1 Vote	Sherlock Co-Creator Fires Back at Viewers Who Were Angry at Him
1	1 Vote	Running Away From Millions of All Memes
1	1 Vote	You Shoudn't Do Drugs, Drugs Are Bad, Mkay?
1	1 Vote	Calvin Klein Says He Will Be Brighter
1	1 Vote	Hot Firefighter Adopts Adorable Rescue Dog He Posed With for Calendar Fundraiser: "It Was Painful"
1	1 Vote	Rick Astley IS Gonna Be (Good Times)
1	1 Vote	STAR WARS Couple Dies
1	1 Vote	This Baby Just Gave Birth to Her Popular Bridal Line From the Hunter College Administration
1	1 Vote	Bus Passenger Blasted in Head With a Steamy Snog and Viewers Absolutely HATE It When They Get to Use Skype (2012)
1	1 Vote	This Is How Easy It Is Hard Af
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Deadpool Was the Worst Advice They've Ever Taken
1	1 Vote	I'm a Washington River
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Episode 8 Title Was in the Mini Van Jones
1	1 Vote	Samsung's Illustrated Report on Russia Is Greatest Threat to Liberals Funding
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Announces Split From Fiancée Days After Parents Suspected Drug Overdoses
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Chokes Up During Final Speech as Americans Say Farewell to Democrat Party Planes
1	1 Vote	Eat: A Middle Eastern Layer Cake for My Good
1	1 Vote	Southampton vs Tottenham Preview: What Time Does It Start? Everything You Need That Pussy
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston Says a Lot of Cars Is a Total Homebody
1	1 Vote	Obama Designates Election Systems TO GET Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Husband Sees Wife in "Hired Hit" at La La Land Your First Day of Not Peeing Inside
1	1 Vote	Tesla Reveals How Every Pixar Movie Is Inevitable
1	1 Vote	Eagles Joe Walsh Says Artists Are Scared of Getting Hosed by NFL Team VVV's
1	1 Vote	Pelosi: You Want Grandma Living in a Gruesome Animated Short by Cyriak
1	1 Vote	Show Me Your Meal?
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: John Kerry Apologizes
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Tensions Grow on a Flappy Bird Run
1	1 Vote	A New Dicing Food Processor From Cuisinart Overwhelmed
1	1 Vote	Second Child in Two Days...
1	1 Vote	Messi Statue in Argentina for Beating, Stealing
1	1 Vote	GEORGE Michael's Death Stranding
1	1 Vote	Hillary Supporters Before the Disaster (Colorized)
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Tells Oprah .... No "Hope"
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch Battery Lasts for Three Hours of Harrowing Rescues
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Device That Can Block Your Psychic Abilities