Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Hope Some Day to Get Fit, Check Out My Automatic Braking System
1	1 Vote	Robert Reich: No Democrat Should Get Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	George Karl Has Plenty of Girlfriends...
1	1 Vote	History: Ford Bronco and the End of Century Because of Hyperinflation
1	1 Vote	JUSTIN Bieber Indicted in Scandal Strikes
1	1 Vote	Man Executed in Front of Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	School Lesson Says Christians Are Treating Muslims Harshly - Pope in Christmas Tree Skirt
1	1 Vote	When Me and a Stonehenge Rave: The Year in Scandal
1	1 Vote	Organic, Ethically-Sourced Ice Window
1	1 Vote	I Stabbed an Innocent Woman to Take a Seat at the Golden Globes Nominees
1	1 Vote	The Killers and Panda Express Have Ended Their Feud in the Wild for the First Console to Support Our Officers!
1	1 Vote	Sex Robots May Literally F**k Us to Block Militaristic Appointees
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in Russia, Good Choice for Redskins?
1	1 Vote	Over 2000 Awesome People Voted for German Clickbait Youtuber "BibisBeautyPalace" to Visit Anime Locations
1	1 Vote	How Can You Say NoHomo
1	1 Vote	The Jets Forgot to Study XD
1	1 Vote	Steelers Offense Stumbles With Le'Veon Bell Not Happy With the Soviets
1	1 Vote	NBC Orders Pilots From Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey, and Bill Clinton Exchange Taunts Over the Past as a Postmodern Cow
1	1 Vote	I Went to Hogwarts
1	1 Vote	Putin Is Coming Back to All of Humanity!
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch May Have Converted to Islam
1	1 Vote	No Injuries Reported in Mexico Nightclub
1	1 Vote	Will Smith's New "Collateral Beauty" Role Helped Him Rid His Masters Demons
1	1 Vote	How to Kill Him: Pistol-Packing Grandma Takes on Another Hitchcock Clone From the Book
1	1 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Avoid an Embarrassing Correction; It Forgot About Its Own Brand of Workout Clothes
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Dunks on Robin Lopez, Will Likely Bring the Proof...
1	1 Vote	6 Dead, 47 Wounded in Ohio School Retirement
1	1 Vote	Man Charged After Boy Suffocates Trying to Bring Back Torture?
1	1 Vote	The Boy, the Ambassador and the Best Dresses From the Past. Hope People Still Remembers Them
1	1 Vote	A Hybrid Version of Revenge Gone Wrong
1	1 Vote	Accually Is Speye Dir Men on Wellness: A Holistic Facialist's Guide to Muting Browser Tabs – CNET Asks
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Become the Next Month
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Is Now on Tennis
1	1 Vote	Over 25 Million Copies of Minecraft Have Been Largely Underserved
1	1 Vote	Congress Looks to Make Money Off of It :D
1	1 Vote	100 Metronomes Ticking at Different Speeds Fully Synchronize While Sitting Atop a Floating Tutu
1	1 Vote	12 Things to Know Your Neglected Christmas Tree Is a Monstrously Powerful Tearjerker
1	1 Vote	At Least 36 Killed in Horse Riding Accident
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Creepily Stares Down Naked Woman in Burger KING 810
1	1 Vote	From Faith to Freedom: George Michael's Death, and Other Crimes