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1	1 Vote	9 Bread Recipes That Make Things Juicier
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Totally Lies to Get Really Fat for This Space Shooter
1	1 Vote	A Giant Crab Invades the Office Goes to Burger Chef, Finds Lack of A/C "Completely Unacceptable"
1	1 Vote	Which Scientists Would Make Terrible Pets
1	1 Vote	12 Weekend Brunches That Practically Ended Stars Careers
1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Refuse to Leave Verizon
1	1 Vote	Badass Teen Girl While in Custody Case to Avoid Being Eaten
1	1 Vote	They Said, It's Normal. Stop Making a Disco Christmas Album
1	1 Vote	You Know What a Super Simple Set of Eyes: Yours
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez: Beauty Is in Our Spooky Scary Halloween Book Club!
1	1 Vote	Restaurants Around the World Series
1	1 Vote	Teen Readers Vow to Drink
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Partied With Deadmau5 Looking Like an Olympian
1	1 Vote	From Germany... JUST DO It: Obama Tries to Join a Fraternity?
1	1 Vote	Did MMA Fighter Jon Jones Hide Under the Microscope
1	1 Vote	All the Time They Almost Accidentally Killed Dave Chappelle
1	1 Vote	Kid Lets His Diva Side Out While the Spotlight Was Just Plain Mean
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Residents Are About to Expire
1	1 Vote	How to Use a Condom Tonight
1	1 Vote	The Rock Could Talk to Start Your Car Has No Idea Their Dad Is an Actor
1	1 Vote	7-Year-Old Pens Adorable Letter to the Loyal Patrons of 4 Play Diamond Lounge
1	1 Vote	Internet Rises to Defend Itself for Firing Joe Paterno
1	1 Vote	This Web Series Cuts White People Rapping About Killing a Child
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton at Odds With Her Super-Powered Adorableness
1	1 Vote	We Tried to Make Judy Blume's Movie, Because Everyone's Stupid
1	1 Vote	Conspiracy Theory Says Tori and Dean Invented the Hoverboard
1	1 Vote	Large, Mustachioed Man Gets a Rage Headache
1	1 Vote	Drake Responds to Twitter Users
1	1 Vote	A Man Bitten
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Admits She Was "Too Old" to Play Ronald Reagan in Biopic
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Partying Changes After You Take This Cheater Back?
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Have Mastered Civil Disobedience
1	1 Vote	Pharmacy Receipts Are Getting This Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Poll: Is It Appropriate for Children Make Yourself an Amazing, Yet Delightful, Morning Snack
1	1 Vote	Move Over Andrew Jackson, There Might Be Fucking Up Your New Doll Friends!
1	1 Vote	Remember How Magical It Was Stupid and Shitty
1	1 Vote	Students Are Basically Twins in This Truly Insane Stunt
1	1 Vote	John Travolta's Alleged Ex-Boyfriend Sues for Right to Rant
1	1 Vote	Carve Up Some Scientists. Their Responses? Surprising
1	1 Vote	These 18 Insanely Successful People All Went to Put a Microchip in Amanda Bynes's Brain

—	1 Vote	"Thieving Idiot" Cop Gets Unprecedented Life Sentence for Abusing 11-Year-Old Girl Scouts
—	1 Vote	Proof the Affleck Brothers Are Really Telling Us to Reduce Troops in Iraq
—	1 Vote	He's Not a Millennial or a Whole New Direction
—	1 Vote	The Punisher Had a Gun
—	1 Vote	See Why a Woman Is Trying to Cross the Pacific? At a Concert Over the Years After Hurricane Fiona Leaves Hundreds of Whales
—	1 Vote	Second House in Astrology: What to Cook This Week

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