Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Republicans — Except for Two Days as a McDonald's Happy Meal

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by guff91
2017-01-29

2017-01-29

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    I Survived 996 Days As A Hostage (They Killed Everyone Else)
    Cracked Cracked
  • Read
    Smashes
    Brave dog stays with injured pal on railway tracks for two days as trains thunder overhead
    Mirror Mirror
  • Read
    Smashes
    Crime Scene: It’s Right in the Name: Safes Are Safe. Except for Two on New Year’s Eve.
    New York Times New York Times
  • Read
    Smashes
    Watch These Crafty Groomsmen Show Up to the Party Dressed as a McDonald’s Happy Meal
    Time Time
  • Read
    Smashes
    Republicans — except for Rand Paul — vote to gut Obamacare in the dead of night
    The Raw Story The Raw Story

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account