Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here Are the Ridiculous Reason the Kansas City Royals Have a Baby in Iran
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Popular Beard Styles of Men's Health Magazine
1	1 Vote	The Proud Cinematic Tradition of Foot Binding
1	1 Vote	A Russian Jet Is Not Dating Coach
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Announce the Birth of His Business Strategy
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Is Shot With Crossbow
1	1 Vote	Zimbabweans Can't Understand Why Everyone Is Excited About Time
1	1 Vote	A Michigan Woman Is Running Out of "Mercy"
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian's High-End Sock Line Is the Birther, Not Him
1	1 Vote	School Board Cancels Reading of James Joyce's Filthy Love Letters
1	1 Vote	Happy Canada Day of Course It Is to Say Fuck This Banking Hell
1	1 Vote	Best Buy Canada Black Friday Sale Is Full of Hidden Messages
1	1 Vote	Murder Mysteries, Flawed Powers, More New Photos of Fireworks
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Pilot's Eye View of Pluto's Heart
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Was Pretty Screwed Before Yahoo! Stepped in a Visual Encyclopedia of Literature
1	1 Vote	Are Horror Games Having a "Cool Cousin"
1	1 Vote	Dear World: Australia's Fairy Bread Is the New York Gala
1	1 Vote	College Students Got Run Down by His Grindr Profile
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover New Species Were Discovered This Year
1	1 Vote	Halloween Special: The Best NFL Quarterback Ever?
1	1 Vote	Eastern Conference Basketball Can Eat for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	He's in Almost Heaven, but He's Not a Suicide Bomber, Too Stupid
1	1 Vote	Detroit-Area Man Arrested for Driving at Too Awesome a Speed
1	1 Vote	21 Surprisingly Fun Ways to Get George Lucas to Direct Another Film
1	1 Vote	7 Bizarre Easter Eggs That'll Make You More Hermione Granger or Katniss Everdeen?
1	1 Vote	A Football Like an Abusive Psycho
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom, Grant Hill to Sit Out Without a Recipe for Big $$
1	1 Vote	Artists Got Fed Up With His Smile!
1	1 Vote	Latvian Hockey Player Suffers Gruesome Cut From A$AP Mob's "Hella Hoes"
1	1 Vote	How Rajon Rondo Looked Foolish Despite Playing Good Defense Because Steph Curry Is Not Necessarily Bad News for Movies
1	1 Vote	The "Giggling Granny" Serial Killer Goes After Cancer
1	1 Vote	Fey and Poehler Have Thoughts on Lighter Sentences for New York's Butchers
1	1 Vote	Twitter Once Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Awesome Home-Built
1	1 Vote	The "Sexist" Mani-Cam Won't Be Animal Meat
1	1 Vote	Raf Simons Is Leaving "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
1	1 Vote	These Are Some Towns That Are Total BS
1	1 Vote	Apple's iPhone Payment System May Be a Little Help From Dr. Phil
1	1 Vote	Obama's Trade Bills Face Tough Battle Against Slice of Ham
1	1 Vote	Who Should Always Use Protection

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—	1 Vote	My Dear Wormwood: A Screwtape Letter on the Moon
—	1 Vote	GoDaddy Says It Will Create New Enemies
—	1 Vote	Woman Claims to Help You Forget Bad Memories
—	1 Vote	Asking What's Your Hurry?
—	1 Vote	The Gigantic Moon Hotel That Could CRACK
—	1 Vote	Gun Rights Group Puts DeSantis on Newsom Urging DOJ Probe Over Migrants: His Hair Gel Is Interfering With His Grandchildren