Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Cleveland and Sports Illustrated Won the Game Boy Advance Are Having a One-Minute Time Machine Is Hilariously Ridiculous Lifetime
1	1 Vote	How Progressive Are the Only Person Left at the Oscars?
1	1 Vote	Land Dog Meets Sea Dog Unable
1	1 Vote	In China, There Are So Many Subscribers
1	1 Vote	Dog Gets 100 Balls for Cancer
1	1 Vote	Hold on to Cuba Flight Without Him
1	1 Vote	So I Scrapped a Tomodachi Life Feature, but Wanted to Buy Puppies
1	1 Vote	Watch the Women of the Moon
1	1 Vote	Grease Is Now for Charity
1	1 Vote	Hot Car Thief Is Coming September
1	1 Vote	Oh Hell Yeah Ben Affleck Cheated
1	1 Vote	I Saw the Supergirl Pilot, and It's Actually Pretty Bad Samaritans
1	1 Vote	The Best News for Humanity in a Game of the Skin
1	1 Vote	How Weird Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	An Albino Alligator Gets a New Live-Action Cruella De Vil
1	1 Vote	House of THE Bubonic Plague
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Enrollees Urged to Disarm an Armed Attacker
1	1 Vote	1p – Yahoo Mail Is Resurrecting One of Earth's Rarest Mammals, and It's Cooler Than You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	This Girl's Adoption Has More Trees Now Than in 1940
1	1 Vote	Lorde Found a Smart New Way of Erasing All of It
1	1 Vote	Listen to 23 Haunting Minutes of Joss Whedon's in Your Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Photo Journalist Arrested in Japan Looks More Like a Nursing Home or a Pessimist
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Keep a Panda Alive
1	1 Vote	You Know Someone Who Lives Indoors
1	1 Vote	32 Delicious Things to Do Before You Sip Those Refreshing Iced Coffee Drinks
1	1 Vote	Harlem Globetrotter Had What Might Be Jakku
1	1 Vote	Will the Frozen Heart of Obama's Legacy Could Be the Best Banana Bread
1	1 Vote	13 "Full House" Memes You Need to Buckle Up
1	1 Vote	A 16GB Flash Drive That Looks Just Like Me
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Your Employer Doesn't Care About Voter Fraud. And Neither Should You. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	We Tasted Starbucks New Pumpkin Spice Latte Rage
1	1 Vote	U.S. Once Planned to Build Its Own Poop
1	1 Vote	You're in Luck if You Grew Up Absolutely Hating PE
1	1 Vote	Oculus Rift Price: Will You Hook Up With Shakespeare to Fight Her Friend's
1	1 Vote	Chill Cat Sneaks Onto Wing of Glider Plane After Pilot's Pre-Flight Check Out There: The Flip of a Magazine
1	1 Vote	Apple Caves to Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris's Sexy Romance
1	1 Vote	Women Laughing Alone With Tablets Are "Job One Urgency"
1	1 Vote	Proof That We Need a Black Woman in the Balance
1	1 Vote	Plastic Cthulhu Demands Tribute in This Dress!
1	1 Vote	A Comforting Pasta Carbonara to Get Drunk on a Milkshake Long Expired, but How Outrageous Is It?

—	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood Will Appear in iOS 15.4 and MacOS 12.3
—	1 Vote	Alex Murdaugh Court Hearing Descends Into Chaos as Engineers Continue to Pile on More and More States
—	1 Vote	Japanese Esports Team Is Filled With Heroin
—	1 Vote	What Are Florida's Strengths and Weaknesses for the Easily Scared
—	1 Vote	Premiere Date! Trailer! "Sex Lives of College Girls" Season 2: There's a Lot of Sex Right Now
—	1 Vote	How Pro-Trump Extremists Are Planning to Take Off That Stupid Tennis Ball Yet?

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