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1	1 Vote	Amazon and eBay to Ban E-Cigs From Capitol
1	1 Vote	Rose McGowan: I'm Posing Nude Because I Have No Plans to Shoot Friend Over Force Awakens
1	1 Vote	Hillary's Presidential Chances Threatened by Her Own Emoji Line
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