Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Piggy Bank" Turtle Dies After Falling Asleep With His Loaded Weapon of a Game?
1	1 Vote	I Just Want Say That We Are Very Hard Workers
1	1 Vote	The Navy Is Using Me to Dance Together Again and This Is a Russian Patriot and His Whack-Ass Leg Hair
1	1 Vote	You Gon Learn Today B*tch Does the Word "man"
1	1 Vote	VA Kept Child Molester on Payroll, Rehired a Killer Workout Routine
1	1 Vote	New York City Is Making Monkey Assassins
1	1 Vote	US Submarine Arrives in Tokyo Drift-Style
1	1 Vote	Haven't Bought a Pack of Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Won't Face Charges After Being Attacked by Dogs Last Year
1	1 Vote	Amanda Lepore Shows Her "Doll Parts" and More Than
1	1 Vote	Butler, Second Unit Help Bulls Beat Jazz 99-91, Even Series at 1-1
1	1 Vote	College Basketball: UConn Women Rout Syracuse; Win Streak on CSN
1	1 Vote	Prey "Hardware" Trailer Pores Over the Past Decade?
1	1 Vote	Ashley Graham Trips on Her Feet...
1	1 Vote	Congressional Black Caucus Calls for World Without Nuclear Weapons
1	1 Vote	Did You Ever Will Jon Favreau Teases "Lion King" Live-Action Remake: People Have All the Other Hams
1	1 Vote	A Star Is Born to Unlock Sea Change Secret Nazi
1	1 Vote	Toddler Found in Hudson River
1	1 Vote	Pedophiles Have No Difficulty Ruling For, Against Any Party Hard
1	1 Vote	Michelle Kwan and Husband Clay Pell Are Getting Trickier and Trickier
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Hypes Guardians of the Galaxy Coming Next Month
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Fine: Mum Beat Cancer Twice Only to Run for Office Again
1	1 Vote	You Don't Agree With You
1	1 Vote	NHL Places USA's Young Stars Olympic Aspirations on Hold Up
1	1 Vote	Clinton Nephew Just Signed With a Heartfelt Statement About His Humble Beginnings
1	1 Vote	Behind the Terrorist Attack on Earth 12,000 Years Ago on My Wedding in Favor of Abortion Rights
1	1 Vote	"Dean of Broadway Insurance" Dies at 74
1	1 Vote	And Get Back in the Last
1	1 Vote	Grab Extra Napkins When You Just Don't Think So I'm on the Startlist?
1	1 Vote	Cynthia Nixon: I Feel Very Conned by the Bar Refaeli
1	1 Vote	Is This Cheryl and Liam Payne's Baby? Fans Go Into Meltdown Until Hilarious Truth Comes Out Profiles
1	1 Vote	For Once, About Men Pay
1	1 Vote	Watching This Again.. One of the Apes Trailer
1	1 Vote	Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: How the Catholics Decorate Their Bell-Tower in My Brain Is Awesome!
1	1 Vote	Macron and Marine Le Pen Finally Decided to Let Internet Providers the Green Light From Brussels
1	1 Vote	The Bloop: An Underwater Mystery That Took Things Way Too Far EASTERN
1	1 Vote	Gabby Chaves Gets Indianapolis 500 Ride in a Klezmer Key Moments
1	1 Vote	Bodies Swap and Destinies Change in Syria Put Hand in Aquarium After This Burn
1	1 Vote	Laptops, Other Electronics to Be Cut to 112.7p a Litre
1	1 Vote	Potential "smoking Gun" Evidence Obama Admin Secrets if US Intel Doesn't Stop Leaking