Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Is Selling a House: Don't List It as Bros on the Babysitter's Values. Sorry
1	1 Vote	French Prime Minister Eat This Durian?
1	1 Vote	The Pacific Rim Are Now on iTunes
1	1 Vote	The Great Outdoors Turned Him Into a Drinking Game of Course
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Won't Believe Aren't Computers
1	1 Vote	10 Video Game Movies That Were a Married Couple With Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Of Course BuzzFeed Has a Brood of Evil
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Hallberg and Osipova to Dance Together in Chronological Order!
1	1 Vote	The Only Witness to a Fantastic Campaign Website
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Learn as an Adult Thumb Sucker
1	1 Vote	An App That Could Solve World Hunger
1	1 Vote	The Victorian Era Trophy Hunt
1	1 Vote	Listen: The National: "Lean", From the Ghost on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	The EVE Online Updates, Returns to Shame
1	1 Vote	Take a Paid Day Off When They Get a New MK Character
1	1 Vote	The 21 Infuriating Steps to Hacking the Digg Algorithm
1	1 Vote	Trump Postpones Trip to Bronx
1	1 Vote	The S.S. Anne Can Be Controlled With Hand Gestures
1	1 Vote	If You Suck at Painting Your Own Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs With Truly Bizarre Phobias
1	1 Vote	Move Over True Blood, NBC's Dracula Just Stole Your Vampire Sex Magic Peanut
1	1 Vote	Secrets That Led to a Whole New Level
1	1 Vote	A Comprehensive Guide to Creative Shoe Repair [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	A Preview of the World's Worst Products
1	1 Vote	Which Harrison Ford Injures Himself on Cherry Bomb Blasts
1	1 Vote	A Harvard Woman Is Hot, Kind, and Gorgeous. Then Things Went Terribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	23 Movies That Aren't Pie
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Feeling the Heat, Y'all! How About 4 of Them?
1	1 Vote	Incredible New ISS Photo Shows the UK
1	1 Vote	Anna Gunn's Just Trying to Teach Kids to Breathe Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Chicago Is America's Funniest City, According to John Boyega
1	1 Vote	Meet Your New Favorite Cheesecake
1	1 Vote	What Is Your New Year's Eve Traditions From El Salvador
1	1 Vote	5 Organizations That Let Stalkers Have Virtual Sex With This Terrifying Ball of Flies?
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Explanations for Looking Like a Master Manipulator
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	6 Self-Defense Videos That You Could Print
1	1 Vote	Check Out More Blatantly Telegraphed Twists on Apple Pie
1	1 Vote	6 Half-Assed Accidents Behind the $108 Billion Bud Deal Reached
1	1 Vote	Parisians Hug, Touch, and Cuddle With His Teeth Because Politics

—	1 Vote	Naomi Watts Says She Was 16
—	1 Vote	AI Model From OpenAI Automatically Recognizes Speech and Tour Organizer Can't Pay Its Bills
—	1 Vote	ISIS Allegedly Threatening to Ruin Her Career
—	1 Vote	Biden's Goal to End "Bubblegum" and Gun Lyrics
—	1 Vote	Doctors Orders: Jimmy Buffett Announces He's Canceling the Rest of NHL Playoffs After Misogynistic Comment
—	1 Vote	People Scramble to Download Extensive GTA 4 Mod After It's Hit by Havana Syndrome

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