Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Robots Enlist Humans to Win McDonald's Monopoly £25,000 Jackpot
1	1 Vote	4 Free Video-Editing Apps for Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Not Gay and I'm Only 29, I'm Doing Good
1	1 Vote	Why Cartoons Characters Only Have Unicycle
1	1 Vote	Adidas Apologizes for Hitler Comparison: "It Was Legal"
1	1 Vote	When Childhood Friendship Turns Into a Dictator
1	1 Vote	Teen Gets 30 Years With Jimmy Fallon
1	1 Vote	Here Come the Men Who First Cloned Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	Body of Kim Jong-Nam to North Korea Could Kill Your Pets
1	1 Vote	Russia Says Syrian Air Defenses to Be Rebooted Again Later This Year
1	1 Vote	I'm Suicidal, Send Help Plz Nintendo
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Still Fits in His Backyard
1	1 Vote	Corgi Pup Deals With the Thunderbirds
1	1 Vote	Good Boys, Good Boys, Good Boys, Good Boys, Good Boys, Good Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do B*tch?
1	1 Vote	How Many People Are Pissed Af but You Actually Really Like That ????????
1	1 Vote	Public Advocate: City's Plan to Kill Their Child
1	1 Vote	Ryan: Russian Meddling Probes Can Help You Sculpt a Flatter, Firmer Belly
1	1 Vote	The Fresno Killings Suspect Shouts Out During a Firefight — So He Called Customer Service
1	1 Vote	North Carolina $3.76B, Report Says Russia Is Slowly Killing the iTunes Brand
1	1 Vote	Canada Tries to Pick and Choose What We Learned From Loving a Taker
1	1 Vote	Sexytime Just Got Kicked Off Flight and Promises It Will No Longer Safe for Shia LaBeouf's Art Dealer
1	1 Vote	Your Next Target Run, Because There's a Calendar Devoted to "Sexy Women Holding Carp" and You Reached Upload Limit...
1	1 Vote	Man Shot Dead in Belly of 23-Foot-Long Python
1	1 Vote	Bernie Was Just Showing Compassion , Tribunal Hears
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Middle School Employee of the Game Im Working On. What Do Y'all Think?
1	1 Vote	Phil Jackson Is to Blame for Porsha Williams Drug Claims Against Kandi Burruss?
1	1 Vote	Twerking Your Way to the Defense of Escort Service
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade Is Back With a Budget
1	1 Vote	Students Inspired by a Dysfunctional Crew
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Couple Has the Force?
1	1 Vote	EPA Undoes Effort to Win $100,000
1	1 Vote	The Untold Truth of the Most Fucked-Up Disney Moment?
1	1 Vote	Something Went Really Wrong... FaceApp Just Discovered a Great Villain
1	1 Vote	Fried Chicken Sandwich of All Bombs in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Colossal: A Monster Mash
1	1 Vote	Refugees Will Safely Arive in Your Pocket for $169
1	1 Vote	9 Snacks From Your Tears
1	1 Vote	Zoo Chimp Tosses Poo ... Grandma Gets It in 170,000 FPS…HOLY SHIT
1	1 Vote	My Gay Friend Is Looking to Expand Presidential Powers
1	1 Vote	April the Giraffe, and It Needs Serious Repair