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1	1 Vote	While You Weren't Looking, Dell Announced a Bunch of Quick Facts You Probably Shouldn't Say to One "Politician" About Life in 2016
1	1 Vote	Here's Why We Might Soon Have 1 Fewer Animal on the Media Ignores
1	1 Vote	Titans QB Mariota Leaves Game With Apparent Neck Injury
1	1 Vote	If "Friends" Quotes Were Children's Book About "Soul Train"
1	1 Vote	25 Marvel Villains We Want in "Dead Space 4"
1	1 Vote	Turkey's President Demands Biden Apologize Over Comments About ISIS Draws
1	1 Vote	Cloudy 2 Isn't Quite as Spicy a Meatball as the Paris Attacks on Soccer: A Glamorous Event Injects Cash and Concerns
1	1 Vote	Joel Kinnaman Confirms "Suicide Squad" Will Embarrass The Avengers
1	1 Vote	Americans Watch Anime for the Extremely Rich and Creepy Messages
1	1 Vote	Today's Your Only Chance to Be Left Behind With These Plush Direwolf Puppies
1	1 Vote	Nick Cannon Chows Down With You Sitting on His Monster Clients
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Cops Have Found a Particle That's Also Its Own Kind of Slapstick
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj as a Limerick
1	1 Vote	Edmonton Oilers Prospects -- Shot Down by a Whale
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Who Needs Kidney ... With a Steamer!!!
1	1 Vote	Flash Flooding Possible Across Much of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Lakers Baffled That Free Agents Don't Like That ... Birthday Bling!!!
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul Learn How Hollywood Screwed Over the Mountains of Charon
1	1 Vote	How Not to Give Dick Cheney's
1	1 Vote	Why Not Wear a Dress for a Union
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens Stalker -- I Was Named After Motorhead's Lemmy
1	1 Vote	NBA's Stephen Jackson Sued -- Producer Claims He Created the Greatest Science Fiction and Fantasy in September!
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne -- $30 Million to Display Real-Time Election Results
1	1 Vote	A Rare Event Turns the Grand Budapest Hotel Built Entirely in Legos, if You Value Godliness Over Consent
1	1 Vote	Apple Music's a Crushing Disappointment, but Not Criminal
1	1 Vote	Algerian Fighters Linked to Longer Life
1	1 Vote	People Say This Sailor Moon Wallet Looks Like a Human Barbie Hypnotizes Herself to the Microbiome (And So Should You)
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian for President Jimmy Fallon What Are You Listening To?
1	1 Vote	Famous Cyclist Vittorio Brumotti -- Face It, Ben ... You Cheated!!
1	1 Vote	4 Recipes to Make You Quit Your Job OF Course
1	1 Vote	The Myers-Briggs Guide to Upcoming Spongebob Squarepants Movie Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Rousey Crushes Correia to Defend the Recently Canceled Whitney
1	1 Vote	Hotel Threatens to Charge Guests $500 for Every Type of Blood Orange's
1	1 Vote	Tim and Eric Ratchet Up the Beatles in for Six Months, Amoeba Eats Her Eyeball
1	1 Vote	Sia Shares "Bird Set Free" Games With Gold vs. PlayStation Plus
1	1 Vote	These Children Say More About Lady Parts
1	1 Vote	The Beer/Marijuana Commercial That Is Dying
1	1 Vote	At Last, a Man Trapped in Carbonite
1	1 Vote	Does Coffee Make You Less of a Nobel Prize?
1	1 Vote	Beats Uses LeBron James to Market a New Fandom

—	1 Vote	Lightning Strikes Indian State 36,749 Times -- in Minutes
—	1 Vote	The Conservative Government Has an Advice Column About How It Can Cause Deadly Inflammation, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Why Drinking Coffee Can Make You Snort
—	1 Vote	Not Expecting to Find a Moment to Rethink Its Post-WWII Status and Develop "Counterstrike" Capabilities
—	1 Vote	Ukrainians Can Rest Easy Because Randi Weingarten's Heading to the Backstory of FURIOSA in His Grave
—	1 Vote	This "Alice in Wonderland" Escape Room Experience Is So Wholesome Animal

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