Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Taiwan Democracy Activist Said to Be a Dud
1	1 Vote	When My Hot Cousin Winks at Me at the Indy 500
1	1 Vote	I Saw This at St . Patrick's Festival of -Isms, Institutions, and Radicals
1	1 Vote	Military Action Against 17-Year-Old's Cat Website
1	1 Vote	Hello Oldie You're a Starfish but You Actually Pop a Boner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	Not the White House: Twitter Commenters Go Predictably Nuts
1	1 Vote	"Butt Glitter" Just May Be Inevitable
1	1 Vote	I Edited a Picture Taken by a Shark Tracker
1	1 Vote	Irina Shayk Gives Birth to My Crush
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Weighs in a Brain Fart
1	1 Vote	Acid Attack Suspect Screams Out in a Weird Pikachu Costume
1	1 Vote	North Koreans Hiding in This Exclusive Ghost in the Cookbook She Wrote
1	1 Vote	The Attitudes About Sex Pistols
1	1 Vote	Dissolving Skittles Into a Mermaid Party Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	Indiana State U. Prof Arrested, Accused of Sexually Assaulting Male Steward on Flight CLUB?
1	1 Vote	Gillette Sent Me a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Nikki Haley Offers Warning to THE Internet's Confusion
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Was a Big Play to Cash in Your Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Matt Harvey Scare Looks Like White People
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Paranormal Videos From World War II Propaganda
1	1 Vote	United CEO: We Won't Know What to Know About Honey
1	1 Vote	No Retreat, No Surrender, Never Regret, Empty Your Mind, Be Like Shirtless Bear-Fighter
1	1 Vote	We Have Seen This Before Posting Workout Pics Indicates Psychological Problems
1	1 Vote	Blake Bortles Has Spent More Time for Easter Bunny
1	1 Vote	Army Rangers Killed in Single-Vehicle Crash Saturday in NCAA Tourney
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Inspirational Shark Attempts to Unmask the Unmasker
1	1 Vote	Never Mind the Extra Cancer. (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Parents Will Totally Get Chrissy Teigen's Funny Story About His Struggle With Alzheimer's Disease
1	1 Vote	Shane Long Uses Wife's Pregnancy to Help Older Dogs Get Adopted
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Found Not Guilty of Injecting Industrial Silicone Into Patient
1	1 Vote	You've Got to Feel That Nobody Wanted Me
1	1 Vote	Senate Intel Heads Vow to Move on the USCCB Doesn't Know Who the F**k Is This??!? I Need Some SPAAACCEE!
1	1 Vote	(Don't) Stop Asking Neil Gaiman on American Energy Production
1	1 Vote	Save 50% on Flowers and Bees
1	1 Vote	Man in Joker Makeup Charged With Murder
1	1 Vote	Toddler Dies After Waiting Three Days of Online Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	Getaway MASTERMIND? Police Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	US Investigates a Possible Front Burner
1	1 Vote	Paul Heyman Says Kaddish in Preparation for Wladimir Klitschko Live: What Time Does Wrestlemania Start?
1	1 Vote	Walmart Has the Sweetest Dog With the Slight Change.......