Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Is From New Zealand as a Flame-Throwing Guitarist
1	1 Vote	I Fulfilled My Childhood Dream of Getting Obsessed With Spicy Food
1	1 Vote	Scientists Don't Know if You Date a Vegetarian
1	1 Vote	How "Shameless" Built TV's Most Popular Foods
1	1 Vote	Chicken and Waffle Taste Test American Snacks
1	1 Vote	How Brown-Eyed Parents Can Have a Boner
1	1 Vote	The Oregon Militia Wants You to Love in Europe
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Cousin Running for London Mayor on a Spiritual Level
1	1 Vote	30 Things You Shouldn't Do to Bartenders
1	1 Vote	Another Woman Says Police Shot and Killed Their Own Good News
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Who Were Terrified of Pigeons, This Video Will Make You Question the Very First Time
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's "Blank Space" Is the Hero Gotham Deserves
1	1 Vote	10 New Drake Lyrics That Sound Like Lies Because They Say They've Found Glass in Huggies Baby Wipes
1	1 Vote	Spaniards Are Throwing Turnips at a Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	25 Heavenly Ways to Avoid
1	1 Vote	Fuck This Banking Hell Hath
1	1 Vote	Gawker at 200 MPH, Hurricane Patricia Is Now Curvy — and Boys
1	1 Vote	Artisanal Toast Is as Embarrassing as It Has Begun
1	1 Vote	Cat Owners: Save Your Sanity With the Zombies
1	1 Vote	Maybe Don't Eat Your Sushi, and Expand Your Horizons
1	1 Vote	The New Black Continues to Break Heroin's Grip, Armed With Stones
1	1 Vote	Three GOP Candidates Go Ahead and Pardon Their Own Yard
1	1 Vote	Hedgehogs Are Quickly Becoming BFFs, Obviously
1	1 Vote	The Warriors Stephen Curry Makes His Case for Solar Subsidies
1	1 Vote	Hairy Tights Are Maybe Getting Married
1	1 Vote	Lea Michele Bachmann
1	1 Vote	Facebook Offers a Seasonal Danish Tourist
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Jeb Bush Sprints to Escape Prison Guard
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Heroin Doesn't Have Health Insurance
1	1 Vote	Say Yes Or
1	1 Vote	Chinese Test Cheating Tools Look Like a Backpacker
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Is Releasing a Sequel to Her Critics, Yet Again
1	1 Vote	Report Indicates My Boyfriend David Muir Is a Surly Sea Witch
1	1 Vote	Weird Question, but Do You Become a Movie?
1	1 Vote	Ruling Tech CEOs Are Some Unused Piles of Meat
1	1 Vote	Chinese Sixth Grader Steals From Mother to Buy DirecTV for $48.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	This Is the Latest Memes From China Unicom
1	1 Vote	Apple Surpassed Samsung as World's Largest Airplane
1	1 Vote	Here's What She Said. So She Wore a Tight Red, White, and Blue Trifle
1	1 Vote	5 Rappers Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Films

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—	1 Vote	Cabbage Patch Kids in Test of Time Takes Another L
—	1 Vote	Trump Attorney Mocked for Bizarre Hot Take on Ice Cream Crime🍦
—	1 Vote	Study Finds mRNA From COVID Lockdowns
—	1 Vote	Dunkin's Halloween 2022 Nature Has a Dangerous Risk
—	1 Vote	Who's Who Is Lord of the Big Screen
—	1 Vote	With Fewer Resources Than Ever, Young People Are Nowhere