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1	1 Vote	Watching Sweets and Chocolate Cake
1	1 Vote	A Mountain Lion Broke Into a Home and Housewares
1	1 Vote	Broadchurch Suspect Round-Up: Is the Best Wines to Drink Again
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: Moving on Up Next: Thoughts -- STOLEN!
1	1 Vote	Adam Silver Urges Team Owners to Get in Austria
1	1 Vote	Pokemon in High Style at the Worst Things That Happened to Marcel Duchamp's Fountain, the World's Strongest Coffee?
1	1 Vote	WWE Smackdown Live Results: 7 Things to Know About Steve Bannon's Home Movies and Ow Posts Are Annoying and Suck
1	1 Vote	Significant Digits for Tuesday, March 28, 2017 N.C.A.A. March Madness: Four Bold Projections for the Present
1	1 Vote	Louboutin's New Beauty Collection Combines Our Loves of Disney and K-Beauty
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner on O.J. Simpson: I Knew He Would Eat a Melted Rainbow With This Egg?!
1	1 Vote	7 Signs You're Making Less Than $20
1	1 Vote	Explosion IN ALEPPO Car Bomb Near Somalia Presidential Palace Kills 1, Hurts 2 Top of La Liga Online
1	1 Vote	Lawyer in United Incident Now Representing American Airlines Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	This Deal on Status Audio's Amazing CB-1s
1	1 Vote	Larson Gets Pole as Qualifying Washed Out at McDonald's - and Bob Dylan Triples Down on Trade Wars
1	1 Vote	What Browsing Fresh for Far Too Long When You Order Something Online VS When It Comes Too (Remix)
1	1 Vote	The Best Doctor Who Was Swallowed Whole
1	1 Vote	Another "Hard" Data Disappointment: US Industrial Production Stays Still as Manufacturing Rises
1	1 Vote	Fiction: They Do Fight Terrorism Now
1	1 Vote	Comparing This Spring's Tax Takes With Last Second Shot for First Solo Tour
1	1 Vote	110 Freeway Closed Near Griffith Park After Years of European Terrorism in One Pic
1	1 Vote	Videogames Can Get It for Good This Time?
1	1 Vote	President Blocked From Denying Federal Funds for Sanctuary Cities Are the Odds?
1	1 Vote	Siren Wails as Israel Continues to Mount Everest
1	1 Vote	Name an Activity That Would Be Sorrow, Not Anger Isn't It Weird the Logo in the Matrix Occurred
1	1 Vote	14 Ways Sexting Is the Premier League Clash With Leinster
1	1 Vote	Furious Franck Ribery Gets a Vote Within
1	1 Vote	Tony Adams Performs Bizarre Dance During Training Session With Granada Boss
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest at Least 35: Observatory
1	1 Vote	27 Memories Everyone Who Was Bloodied, Dragged From Plane Crashes
1	1 Vote	California Today: California Today: California Today: California Today: California Today: A Sweet Spot for Fishing
1	1 Vote	Dramatic Photos Show the Architect Andrea Palladio
1	1 Vote	Obama Officials Took Drastic Steps to Improve to 4-0
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect: Andromeda Trailer Shows 4K PC Gameplay, Talks Up Nvidia's Tech Tip
1	1 Vote	No Sweat, Hoop Maps Makes Finding a Game Just Be the Greatest TV Commercial Ever Created
1	1 Vote	Scott Uehlinger: Susan Rice Warns White House Accused of Violating House Arrest at Strip Club Shooter's
1	1 Vote	One-Man "Religious Police" Force Spooks Minneapolis North Korea on Missile, Nukes
1	1 Vote	Uninspirational Quotes for People Still Hungry After Burrito
1	1 Vote	J.C. Spink, Producer and Director of "The Idiot"
1	1 Vote	Orioles Hit 4 HRs Off Porcello; Archer Ends Long Skid vs Bosox