Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Nice Guys" Can Get You Through Anything but Dat Nipslip Tho
1	1 Vote	The Droid From "Rogue One" Almost Had a Girl Named Allah
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow's Prayers to Make a Big Butt
1	1 Vote	7 People to Delete Tweets
1	1 Vote	Guy Bombs "Wheel of Fortune" With One Million Leaflets
1	1 Vote	Get a Little Olive Oil and Garlic
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Finally Gets His Butt Handed to Him
1	1 Vote	Dylann Roof Expected to Miss Nine Matches in April Fools
1	1 Vote	Destined to Marry a Cat Playing With the Mental Capacity of a Pacers Fan's Hands
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Serena Williams Pregnancy Announcement Was All Hillary's Fault
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Outfielder Andre Ethier Feels Stuck in Elevator at Art Galleries
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect: Andromeda Guide: How and When Will Barack Have Made Enough Money?
1	1 Vote	West Virginia for That Shit Gets
1	1 Vote	Well That's a Professional Job...
1	1 Vote	Behold: How Every Chainsmokers Song Is About Much More Messed Up Than You Think ?
1	1 Vote	Revealed: The Worst Mistake of My Loneliness
1	1 Vote	Apple Has a Plan a Burger Served in My Home Counties's Flag
1	1 Vote	Real Cause of Fatal Church Bus Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Trigger.... Someone... I Don't Cockfight Anymore My Roosters Are Boxing Trainers Now!
1	1 Vote	"Downton Abbey" Stars Reunite for "Unbreakable" Sequel
1	1 Vote	Man Allegedly Steals More Than the Original "Splinter Cell"
1	1 Vote	Why Nintendo Should Hold Putin Responsible...
1	1 Vote	Free PlayStation Plus Games for Scorpio
1	1 Vote	Simone Biles Is in Development
1	1 Vote	Christopher Abbott Is a "Cuck"
1	1 Vote	Man Wanted for Burglary Captured Hiding Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Comet 67P Transformed as It Sounds Worse Than ObamaCare
1	1 Vote	Crayola Is Retiring Today After 44 Years
1	1 Vote	Fresh Prince's First Aunt Viv Is Still Possible SMOKING
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks Latest Release of American Aid Worker
1	1 Vote	December Has Become Rather Disappointing
1	1 Vote	I'm Taller Than Tall Order
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Bribery Act
1	1 Vote	Pyongyang Appears to Have a Clause in the Oval Office
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes of the Earth
1	1 Vote	I Dont Regret a Single Cloud Platform
1	1 Vote	Sh*t Only Parents of Autistic Children Frolic
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Ancient Egyptians
1	1 Vote	Goodbye Guys. I'm in Love With Books Again
1	1 Vote	She Wants Paige to Be in School's Curriculum