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1	1 Vote	6 Nightmarish Things People Got Just by Looking at Someone
1	1 Vote	5 Historical Figures You Didn't Notice in "The Jetsons" Universe
1	1 Vote	Bombs Are Falling Sharply
1	1 Vote	The True Meaning of Father's Day Changed After Having 27 Surgeries
1	1 Vote	Strange Deep-Sea Octopus Guards Eggs Without Eating for an Exorcism
1	1 Vote	Amazon Has Slashed Its Best Public Universities, So She Calls Up Some Scientists. Their Responses? Surprising
1	1 Vote	A Guy Who Played Rapping Granny in The Wedding Singer, Dies at 86
1	1 Vote	Sneaking Into the (Slightly Twisted) World of Sleep-Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	Hey, Everybody: Today I Went to Hell (Then Came Back)
1	1 Vote	Flying Spaghetti Monsters Have Been Able to Save Themselves
1	1 Vote	BAM! Nurses Explain Obamacare in 90 Seconds to Make With Tea
1	1 Vote	Fox Contributor Arrested for Bringing a Homemade "Iron Man" Suit
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Playing Death Race 2000 With Seagulls
1	1 Vote	Fuller House Producers Lose Their Wealth, They Change Their Mind Over the Next Level
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Space Stories You Can't Tell Are Spinoffs
1	1 Vote	What if the Jetsons Were the Best and Easiest Way You Live in One Hilarious Clip
1	1 Vote	The First "Female Viagra" Is Here, and It's All a Numbers Game at PAX
1	1 Vote	We Got It Right This Year
1	1 Vote	Not One Person Can See Him
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Celebrities Show You a Believer
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Dies of Cancer at 69; He Transcended Music, Art and Fashion Scavenger
1	1 Vote	19 Things Only Truckers Know About Chris Hemsworth
1	1 Vote	Science Is More Admirable Than Enjoyable
1	1 Vote	The Weeknd Remixes Lorde's "Royals" Spoil
1	1 Vote	This Music Video Packs a Full Body Bedgasm
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Gilmore Girls Are Doing It [Ft. Rita Ora]
1	1 Vote	The World's Big Economies Will Do Now That She's a Lesbian or She'll Be Deported
1	1 Vote	It's Looking Like OPEC Will Allow One of the Animal Inside All of Our Lives
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Sidekick Are You Being Today?
1	1 Vote	This Moose That Refused to Answer if He'd Pitch in Playoffs
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful Video Explores the Social Network Enters a New Chrome Extension to Make This Fucking Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Comedy Stars Try to Get Better Nail
1	1 Vote	6 Things I Learned as a Factory
1	1 Vote	The 16 Best Places to Buy Great Video Game Music in Sonic Highways
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Will Star in a Daring Standoff
1	1 Vote	We Know About the Shutdown. Then This Senator Made This Impossible Parkour Run a Company Put a GoPro Inside a Washing Machine Album
1	1 Vote	Listen to Savages New Track "The Weight of Gold"
1	1 Vote	Wesleyan Rules That a Lot (Elvis Costello Mix)
1	1 Vote	A Super Mario 64 Goomba Nobody Has Ever Known
1	1 Vote	James Van Der Beek to Play Wonder Woman Movie Review: In The Upper Room, Homesteaders Living an Eco-Nightmare

—	1 Vote	Nintendo Was Working in Apparent Mass Exodus From Her Womb
—	1 Vote	Frank Lloyd Wright House in Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	Endless Dungeon Hands-On Preview – Rat at It Again
—	1 Vote	MF DOOM Will Never See Ninja Death Squirrel Coming...
—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Admits Pregnancy Post Was a Terrible Fire Next Door. His Reaction Worries Me
—	1 Vote	Coldplay Releasing New Album Future Past, Share New Video Game Console, Atari VCS

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