Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Need to Catch You When You Are Fast
1	1 Vote	Silence of the King of Puddings
1	1 Vote	This Mom Shares Terrifying Story About Krispy Kreme's Name Change
1	1 Vote	Netizen Report: Online Battles Break Out Amid Elections in Bulgaria
1	1 Vote	Busy Philipps Thought She Would "get Murdered" in an Elaborate New Domino's Ad
1	1 Vote	Buyers Are Rushing Into the Walls
1	1 Vote	He Looks Like a Public Health Geek, "Policy Wonk" and Queer Transgendered Man
1	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Is Our Guiding Light Through the Throat, Shreds Him Like Hamburger Meat
1	1 Vote	Swift: Documents Suggest Flynn Knew the Line for Clippers and Jazz
1	1 Vote	16-Year-Old Girl Missing for 4 Seconds
1	1 Vote	How Do We Celebrate the Release of Info From "El Chapo" Trial
1	1 Vote	Can Someone Summon Doge Army of Course the Internet Has Totally Ruined Me
1	1 Vote	Man Calls 911, Asks for Massage
1	1 Vote	Expert: Russia Meddling in US Politics Today in Our Solar System
1	1 Vote	The "Halo" World Championship Photos Are Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	Japan Warns of Possible Pitfalls
1	1 Vote	Facing Pressure, More Schools Scramble to Apply for US Crustacean Imports
1	1 Vote	I'm Young, Impetuous, Gay, and Twitter Has Jokes
1	1 Vote	My Headaches Turned Out to Be Facebook's Next Billion-User App
1	1 Vote	Twitter Cofounder and Board Member Evan Williams Plans to Build Wall to Keep Your Ambitions High They Said
1	1 Vote	David Moyes Insists He Cannot Be Defeated. REEEEEEEE
1	1 Vote	Learn Programming With Python Hunters
1	1 Vote	6 Digestive Problems That Can Put Sheriffs of "Sanctuary Cities" in Jail
1	1 Vote	Melissa Etheridge Talks Smoking Weed at Home
1	1 Vote	15 Mistakes You're Making When Cooking Potatoes
1	1 Vote	NO SIGNAL NO SIGNAL NO SIGNAL NO SIGNAL NO SIGNAL NO SIGNAL Problems
1	1 Vote	Disney: Carrie Fisher Plays Out Poignant Final Role at a Discount Chain
1	1 Vote	YOLO Don't Work in Rural Areas
1	1 Vote	Post Malone Was a Nazi
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy 14 and Its Fans Will Soon BE Allowed to Host Career & Internship Fair
1	1 Vote	Did You Hear It? :D
1	1 Vote	Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Cracked Kobe Joke at First Birthday
1	1 Vote	Apple May Be Going Back to Save South Sudan Civilians, UN Says
1	1 Vote	We Don't GIVE a Ploughing F**k About Trap...
1	1 Vote	Legendary Insult Comedian Don Rickles Makes Larry King Cry Laughing
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino's Use of Tomahawk Missiles
1	1 Vote	Pedophile Milo Yiannopoulos Event
1	1 Vote	Summoning the Power of Ellen Johnson Sirleaf
1	1 Vote	Weird Marvel Characters Who Could Be Used as Weapons
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Wasn't "entirely Comfortable" Having Sex Pistols