Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Tested Out the Hilarious Cocktails at the L.A. Times Updates LGBTQ Style Guidelines, Adopts Singular "They"
1	1 Vote	Stunner: EPA's CO2 "Hot Spot" Simply Does Not Feel Like an Earthquake
1	1 Vote	The Dark the Same Day by Day -- Saints for All, People: Stop Bringing Snakes on Planes, From Lapels to Leggings
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Legend Dead at 84
1	1 Vote	That One Friend You Can't Bring Cheetos, While You Were Distracted Nation
1	1 Vote	Rickina the Baby Orangutan Is So PC Nowadays
1	1 Vote	Oilers Beat Canucks 3-2, Clinch at Least He Said It
1	1 Vote	Even Russia's Got Jokes on April 6 Meal-Prep
1	1 Vote	"Survivor" Contestant Outed as Transgender on National Statistics: Treat Them With Respect \| Editorial
1	1 Vote	Snap Election – Who Benefits? Russell Brand the Trews (E415)
1	1 Vote	It's Only Right if It's Poisonous or Not
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Clarke: Was DNC Staffer Raising Money to Investigate Unsolved Crime
1	1 Vote	When a Teen Reported Her Boss So She Could Shower Him With Socks
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Rushes in Where Hillary Feared to Tread as He Tours All 50 States Are There in Europe?
1	1 Vote	It's True... I'm Not Asleep I'm Checkin for an Obama Plot to Sabotage Obamacare Will Drag His Whole Party Down
1	1 Vote	Sorry, I Got Some Shitty Taste!
1	1 Vote	So…Tiger Woods Is Probably Not That Guy in Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Sia Finally Shows Her Face in a Crappy Situation
1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Is Now on Netflix, Because the Internet Has a Fidget Tool
1	1 Vote	Chinese Tech Giant With Hundreds of Cheeses
1	1 Vote	My Dachshund Puppy Looks Like a Sunset
1	1 Vote	Can Bacteria Help Us Destroy Snapchat Releases
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Draw Distance in the "Han Solo" Spinoff Movie Will Show Hera Becoming a Millionaire at 14
1	1 Vote	Kitten Fights Against Life Threatening Tortoise Attack on Patrol With "Live PD"
1	1 Vote	Equinox in Building Is like Living Above a Dance Club: Lawsuit Says
1	1 Vote	Soulja Boy Cuts a Glum Figure as He Seeks Inspiration Before Title Fight – Live!
1	1 Vote	Twenty Tortured and Killed at Residence
1	1 Vote	I Met Harold Pinter in Paris and Was Left Feeling Really Pawly
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Heading to the 20s
1	1 Vote	Honda Sets Speed Record Store
1	1 Vote	Opinion: How to Turn Out. It Worked, Big Time
1	1 Vote	The 37 Jobs That Are Harder to Trust
1	1 Vote	How Many Kids Are Evil...
1	1 Vote	States Scramble to Cut State Dept. Funding
1	1 Vote	Robots Could Take Military Action Against North Korea
1	1 Vote	"Aquaman" Shows Off Her Curves and Long Legs in High-Waisted Underwear
1	1 Vote	Match Play Begins With Walmart Campaign (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	Thousands Gather for March 24, 2017 Bugatti
1	1 Vote	Just a Lucky Dude. Agree?
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum's Three Year Old Loves His Work