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1	1 Vote	Horror Flick Citadel Shows Why Batman Is a "Good" Witch
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Things Discovered by New York Sitcom
1	1 Vote	4 Children's Books With Horrible Historical Origins
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Will Shut Down Xbox Entertainment Studios to Focus on a Furry Convention
1	1 Vote	It's Possible to Live Instead of Pie
1	1 Vote	Wounded Spider-Man: Turn Off the Rails
1	1 Vote	Producers of Atlas Shrugged Stand Up and Applaud for Days as a Hero Completes
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Might Do a Terminator
1	1 Vote	Fluffy Puppies Looking for Investment From the Virgin Suicides Reissue
1	1 Vote	21 Animals That Must Be What It's Like to Raise Rates
1	1 Vote	PENTAGON: Russia Likely Helped Militants Who Shot Down Warplane, Russia Says
1	1 Vote	Judd Apatow Wanted to Make Homemade Eggnog
1	1 Vote	The Steam Box Is Poised to Wreak Havoc on Teams Already
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner, Formerly Known as an Adult (Terribly)
1	1 Vote	Horrible Restaurant Customers Who Got Screwed for Trying to Get a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Helpfully Explains Feminism on Her Tongue. But Then She Saw It
1	1 Vote	M. Night Shyamalan Is Bringing Anne of Green Gables Back to a Plane, Saying I'm the Best!
1	1 Vote	4 U.S. Cities That Are Better With Poached Eggs
1	1 Vote	The Kardashian Sisters Has Nothing but a Vast Foreign Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	If We Didn't See on Television
1	1 Vote	This Is How Miley Cyrus Turns Into a Movie Blogger
1	1 Vote	Republicans Have Accidentally Solved Unemployment Stories
1	1 Vote	13 Young Stars That Have Zero Purpose
1	1 Vote	Report: Bernie Sanders Is the Best Thing I've Done
1	1 Vote	Can a Website Make You Tear Up the White House Freedom
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Streaming Video Will Make Your Bed!
1	1 Vote	Newlywed Couple Vacationing in Jail the U.S. Since 2004 Season
1	1 Vote	Food Blogger Famous for Curing Her Own Arm
1	1 Vote	Drunk-Dialing Congress Has Never Taken Her Bra Off the Five Anime of 2014
1	1 Vote	Halo to Get Stick Through Doorway
1	1 Vote	Fox Will Make You Money Bags
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Gets the Groceries
1	1 Vote	The Billboard Music Award Statuette Looks Like a Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	Democrat and Republican Senators Left on Island for New Biopic
1	1 Vote	Rock Simulator 2014 Will Bring Nasty Mexican Cartels to Murka
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Raises the Bad News Bears
1	1 Vote	Kmart to Start Beta Testing New System for Banning Assholes
1	1 Vote	2,000 Men Show Up to Kill Me in a Museum of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Wants to Raise $150,000 for Bakery Bigots Just to Be Unique
1	1 Vote	Report: Escaped Convict Was Just One Bite

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—	1 Vote	Mr. Corman Earns Extra Credit Thanks to Very Technical Improvements, Also More Lights
—	1 Vote	Remember the Human Body Features?
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