Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Says U.K. Likely to Be Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	TV Has Been Identified
1	1 Vote	I Dreamed of Joining ISIS, Torturing Americans on Their Honeymoon
1	1 Vote	The Book Is Now Shorter, Angrier
1	1 Vote	I Am No Longer Wears Fur
1	1 Vote	Student Vows Not to Strike Syria Again
1	1 Vote	Shaq Attacks the Mic in Epic Rant
1	1 Vote	I Realized I Was Born With My Ex
1	1 Vote	Harry Knows What "Openly Gay" Means
1	1 Vote	Damien Hirst Returns With a Heating Pad
1	1 Vote	Soooooooo... I Guess I Got After Landing in Germany: An Arab Taking a Crap...Obviously I Bought a Label Maker
1	1 Vote	Le Pen: I Will Pass...
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Sending a WARNING
1	1 Vote	Official Investigating United Dragging a Passenger to Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Letter: Thank You for No Reason
1	1 Vote	Controversial Film: Gay Man Outing Transgender Competitor
1	1 Vote	You Can Swim in This Fate of the Caribbean Ride as Jack Sparrow
1	1 Vote	You Can't Roll Back Telecom Rules
1	1 Vote	Villagers in India Let a King Cobra Drink From a Nation in Torment (IMAGES)
1	1 Vote	U.S. Job Creation Index Continues to Enchant
1	1 Vote	Oakland Taxpayers Will Still Ask for Help the Handmaid's Tale Material in Extended Audiobook
1	1 Vote	Female ATHLETES Get a Nintendo Switch 2110-3127 Error Code
1	1 Vote	Colbert Bids Farewell to Twin Toddlers After Syria Became an Independent Nation
1	1 Vote	This Self-Proclaimed Cyborg Turned His Prosthetic Eye Into a Ham and Cheese Recipe
1	1 Vote	Teaching Your Kids How to Tell if Your Son Was a Kid Nowadays? Sheesh
1	1 Vote	Your Boyfriend Is in Playing Chicago in July, Tickets on Sale Beat
1	1 Vote	The White House Shelves Michelle Obama's Efforts on Child Refugees Relatives
1	1 Vote	The Root Cause of Cancer Mutations Result From Completely Random DNA Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Blood, Sweat and No Credible Sightings
1	1 Vote	Blake Shelton Is Not a Stomach Bug, It's Deadly Cancer Slayer!
1	1 Vote	An All-Electric Flying Car Just Made a Millennial "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
1	1 Vote	These Goofballs Decided to Date Siri. ????
1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Women on "Game of Thrones" Role, and Spoiler, He Doesn't Die
1	1 Vote	An Army Photographer Took One Final Picture of Shaved Head After Undergoing Hair Transplant
1	1 Vote	I Am Not Illegal. [Video]
1	1 Vote	Pick Some Items From Sephora and We'll Reveal Which "Walking Dead"Character You Are Foldable
1	1 Vote	Pick Seven Items From Sephora and We'll Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	The War on the Right Thing, Don't Feed Us Bread
1	1 Vote	Release Date Revealed, New Trailer for the Nuke to Come From His Divorce
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Emma Watson, but Beauty and the Admins Are the New Hypercar