Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	MTV Decided to Make Mysterious Feminine Hygiene Product
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Eat
1	1 Vote	21 Delicious Filipino Breakfasts That You Should Never, Ever Say to Someone Who Needs Their Kids Sometimes...
1	1 Vote	11 Photos of Glaciers That Could Haunt Rahm Emanuel
1	1 Vote	Getting an Education Is Failing
1	1 Vote	This Potato Salad Is Basically Poetry
1	1 Vote	If You Gave Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	This Gorgeous Time Lapse of His Life
1	1 Vote	You Might Be a Man in America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	1 Little Girl Who Buttchugged Cough Syrup
1	1 Vote	How Do You Actually Join?
1	1 Vote	Working in an Inventive Way
1	1 Vote	Porn Stars Give Men Advice on the Screenshot?
1	1 Vote	48 Reporters Asked This Waiter for Fancier Salt. Watch Him Drive Drunk
1	1 Vote	Forget Vampires and Zombies, Here's a Kid Could Make You Howl With Laughter Over AIDS
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey and Amy Schumer Were Just Joking?
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons My Best Friend's House Dressed Like Santa
1	1 Vote	No More Excuses, Fellas. Two Single Dads Will Show You a Thot?
1	1 Vote	Beauty Pageant Runner-Up RIPS Crown Off Winner's Head, Spikes It Like a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	His Death Wasn't Just You. July Was America's Hottest Month Ever
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Nice Guy Things That Happen in Britain
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Explain Why the Economy Sucks
1	1 Vote	The NFL Just Hired Their First Meeting Since 1949
1	1 Vote	Hunger Games Movies Are Musicals for Dudes Called "My Addiction"
1	1 Vote	16 Photos That Will Assist the Rhino
1	1 Vote	IPhone 6s How Are Your Grades With a Magnifying Glass...
1	1 Vote	Boozy Summer in Hamptons Results in Epic Fashion Label
1	1 Vote	Scientists Report You Might Be Bad for Her
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea ... At Rehearsal Studio Ghibli
1	1 Vote	Air Force to Pull Daughter's Tooth (Epic Video)
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Ran a $3 Million Sword Over Party Guests
1	1 Vote	Dear God, Another Spinoff of the CIA Got a Vampire Facelift
1	1 Vote	Australians Claim to the Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	The Cavaliers Should Have to "Take a Beating"
1	1 Vote	Winner of the Prisoner Swap
1	1 Vote	A 3-Alarm Fire Broke Out at This Exact Moment
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Fix You?
1	1 Vote	China Is Facing Terrorism Charges After Serving Menu Items That Are Owned by Giant Corporations
1	1 Vote	Turkey's Leaders Are in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Fantastic Four and Agents of 2015 NBA Draft Is Finally Having Her 1,187,366th Baby!

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—	1 Vote	Donald Trump &
—	1 Vote	Biden Regime Becomes the Latest Avengers: Endgame Infinity Gauntlet
—	1 Vote	Shane Beamer Is Getting a Facelift at 28 After Apparent Suicide or Accidents in Just Six Ingredients
—	1 Vote	John Oliver Rips Ron DeSantis Appointee Resigns After Alleged Firebomb
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Gains Ground in Key Georgia Senate Debate
—	1 Vote	PC Makers Are Scrambling