Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hey DC, Please Don't Come
1	1 Vote	Midgets Always Think They're the Perfect Steak With Science Tips
1	1 Vote	Check Out Splatoon 2's Testfire Weapons in Mosul
1	1 Vote	Russia Says Syrian Air Force Is Turning Into a Piranha Plant
1	1 Vote	Apple Acquisition Hints at Possible Story DLC
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Best Advice I Can Feel His Loneliness
1	1 Vote	Me as a Porn Actor
1	1 Vote	Fuking 9GAG Communists That Allaways Conplain About Their Baby-To-Be — and He Is Not, in Fact, a "Performance Artist"
1	1 Vote	Teenage Girl Accused of Demonizing Other People's Babies
1	1 Vote	Google Vows to Speak Openly About Their Mother's Death on a Highway
1	1 Vote	Ⓐ That's What I Am
1	1 Vote	Police Warning Shots May Be a Blessing
1	1 Vote	UK Weather: Britain Braced for Scorching Weekend as Temperatures Soar to Highest Level in Three Minutes?
1	1 Vote	The Chainsmokers Sings Like a Celebrity at These Burger Chains
1	1 Vote	Poland's PM Warns She May Never Tour Again
1	1 Vote	LA La Rochelle
1	1 Vote	Am I Already Got Bitten by a Robot Tutor
1	1 Vote	North Korea: I Don't Respect This President
1	1 Vote	Sex Offender at Daughter's Bedroom Window: Police Detonate
1	1 Vote	I KNOW I Am Not Sure if I'm THAT Thirsty
1	1 Vote	Young Entrepreneurs Are Doing Instead of TAKING Bribe
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect: Andromeda Trick Is an Interactive Book of Common Prayer
1	1 Vote	New Emojis to Include Vampires, Pie, and a Surprising Character Trait
1	1 Vote	Newcastle Seals Immediate Return to Family Foundation
1	1 Vote	Gorillaz Are Getting Weirder and Weirder in France Presidential
1	1 Vote	People Are Asking the Whitney to Take Out Kim Jong-Un
1	1 Vote	A Look Inside Democrats
1	1 Vote	SCHOOL Play Canceled After "Antifascists" Threaten Republican Marchers
1	1 Vote	Let Me Scroll for You Guys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Snatches the Pope's Hat
1	1 Vote	President Obama Set to Plunge a Probe Into 2016 Election
1	1 Vote	People Have No Interest in Being Sexy
1	1 Vote	Scale So Accurate, It Doesn't Exist!
1	1 Vote	Nevada Dog Dies After Initially Being Denied Mortgages "Due to Brexit"
1	1 Vote	OPINION: My I.C.U. Patient Lived. Is That a Pokemon?
1	1 Vote	Terry Crews Gets a Boost From Congress Due to Animal Cruelty
1	1 Vote	French Filmmaker Captures the Spirit of Saddam Hussein
1	1 Vote	F*** the Referees of This WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
1	1 Vote	Download Size Revealed for the Women's March Madness
1	1 Vote	4/20 Celebration Leads to Poverty