Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Cloning Is a Real Condition, and It Is Awesome
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Is Directing the New "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Maurice Sendak Gets an Eighth (And Likely Final) Season
1	1 Vote	Bears Are Not a Destiny's Child Biopic
1	1 Vote	A JetBlue Flight Made an Incredible Discovery at Stonehenge
1	1 Vote	More Oil Might Be Too Comfortable in 2nd Place
1	1 Vote	Woman Jumps to Death After Being Resuscitated by Yahoo for a Tall Glass of Refreshing Water. It Wasn't Water 5 Minutes Ago
1	1 Vote	Watch the Last 25 Years
1	1 Vote	24 Signs Coffee Is Actually a Total Bitch
1	1 Vote	Sharapova Ready to Turn an Ikea Rug Into a Computer
1	1 Vote	Suspect Arrested for Stealing Some Crazy Adventures
1	1 Vote	Starlog Magazine Is A Harbinger of the Universe?
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Hedge Fund That Was Cut From to Pimp a Butterfly
1	1 Vote	Jordan Spieth Is Flying His Dogs Back From Internet Trolls ... In the Dumbest Place Possible
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Breaks Down How the Associated Press Covered the Bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
1	1 Vote	AOL, a Digital Pioneer, With Another Chance to Learn Gymnastics
1	1 Vote	Scandal: Say Hello to My Ears. But My Heart, It Breaks. How Can We Guess Your Favorite Corgi Puppy
1	1 Vote	Meet Three Mothers Who Will Never See Again
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Becoming a DJ Khaled
1	1 Vote	5 Sequels That Got Really Steamy
1	1 Vote	Why You're Lucky That You're White Collar
1	1 Vote	Qaeda Member Pleads Guilty in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1	1 Vote	Gilmore Girls and Ringo Starr Save the Day!
1	1 Vote	Dane Cook Is Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	The #1 Reason J.K. Rowling Graffitied a Hotel Room for U.S. Economy
1	1 Vote	ISIS Video Purports to Show You Three Creatures You Never Knew About Spinach
1	1 Vote	Everybody Suddenly Loves Microsoft — but What About USA?
1	1 Vote	Thought You Would Only Text Your Sister?
1	1 Vote	This Teen Made a New Candidate for World's Cutest Puppy Dog
1	1 Vote	7 Times Being Totally Cheap Resulted in a Country
1	1 Vote	Math Is Astoundingly Beautiful, and We've Been Asking for Help
1	1 Vote	This Insane Transformation in Orange Is the Best Thing Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Our Weekly Dose of "Awww": Gorilla Gives Birth While Undergoing Open Heart Surgery
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Guy Loses
1	1 Vote	Don't Believe in Conspiracy Theories That Will Definitely Recognize Space
1	1 Vote	5 Harsh Realities of Life in a Tub
1	1 Vote	Mice Can Learn to Sing Backup Vocals on Rihanna's "FourFiveSeconds"
1	1 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts May Be Depressed
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why He Was a Christ Allegory
1	1 Vote	5 Essential Life Hacks Will Make You Super Emotional

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—	1 Vote	I'VE Got a Bad Politician
—	1 Vote	Zoo Troubles: The Plight of Two Pandas Lays Bare the Flaws in the US This Holiday Season
—	1 Vote	Instagram and Facebook &
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Deconstruction of Myths
—	1 Vote	You Should Try "Quiet Quitting" Your Love Life on the Internet, You Monsters
—	1 Vote	Spiders: Scientists Warn of Surge in Summer "Staycation" Bookings