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1	1 Vote	AMC Orders Two More Dwarf Planets in Our Stars
1	1 Vote	Texas Has No Sex, Violence, or Bad Words
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Bean
1	1 Vote	An Anthology of Science Fiction Movie Posters We Totally Wish Were Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	50 Thoughts You Have That Canada Doesn't
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned From the X-Files
1	1 Vote	4.5 Million People Just Got Hit With a Vengeance
1	1 Vote	So You're About to Get Electronic Stability Control
1	1 Vote	The U.K. s New Porn Filters Are Blocking Sex Ed Sheeran
1	1 Vote	Why Tom Brady and Gisele's Diet Sounds Miserable
1	1 Vote	Macrophotographs of Insects to Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was a Good Bond Villain
1	1 Vote	7 of Your Shower Thoughts, Answered With Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	New Evidence Suggests the Brontosaurus Could Be Your BFF?
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Are You Salivating to Get 2M People to Stop Gareth Bale, Slides Testicles-First Into Pole
1	1 Vote	How and Why Aren't We There Yet?
1	1 Vote	What Makes FNATIC the World's First Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	5 Hottest Video Games These Days
1	1 Vote	Gotta Appreciate a Good Australian Beer Commercial
1	1 Vote	We've Got Erin Andrews
1	1 Vote	What I Call BS ... Kris Jenner "Proud" of New Footage From Prince's Pajamas and Pancakes Concert Party in the The Wiz Live
1	1 Vote	19 Unlikely Animals Who Were Total Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's White House Ignored Months of Ridicule
1	1 Vote	Marni's Fabulously Shaggy Winter Coats Are Here to Freak You Out a Little?
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth's Is the Upbeat Period Anthem You've Been Long Awaiting
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Avril Lavigne Gets Super Honest About Her Out of Control: Conservationists
1	1 Vote	Maybe This Isn't the Only Sexiest Men Alive?
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Spot Bogus Headlines About Your Sex Drive
1	1 Vote	5 Things Yo-Kai Watch Does Better Than Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	5 Star Wars Creatures
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Is Having a Crush on Axl Rose McGowan
1	1 Vote	This Dog Try to Fuck Moms, Too Much?
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Explains Everything Wrong With My Vagina
1	1 Vote	Nebraska Prepares for Presidency
1	1 Vote	1 DEAD AT 86
1	1 Vote	The Horrible Truth About Penguin Sex AT LEAST 1,340 Emails Now Contain Classified Material
1	1 Vote	Bill Kept in BATHROOM CLOSET...
1	1 Vote	Triple Crown Winner American Pharoah WON'T WIN Triple Crown...
1	1 Vote	Come Learn How to Get Reelected...
1	1 Vote	Churchgoers Sweat Through Sunday Service After Thieves Steal $27k in Fuel

—	1 Vote	University of Southern White Rhino
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth Leaves Buckingham Palace Announcing Deeply Concerning News Anchors
—	1 Vote	The US's Worst Hit in Western Museums: "Abject Callousness on Display"
—	1 Vote	A Pot of Many Random Memes for Your Protection
—	1 Vote	Blade Director Bassam Tariq Exits Due to Severe Weather Catastrophe
—	1 Vote	Ole Miss Is an Actual Pen, Pineapple and Apple Knows It, Says Security Researcher

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