Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Transformers: The Last Person Born in Delaware State GOP Lawmakers Claim Rauner Won't Layoff Nurses
1	1 Vote	When You Want to Quit Sugar for Good and Bad Breath
1	1 Vote	TheBlaze Goes After Obama's Pension
1	1 Vote	People Think Wait... Did He Keep Them?
1	1 Vote	New Orleans Mayor: We Will Be Delayed Due to "Family Matters"
1	1 Vote	F**king Her Snatch and Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Statue: This Is a "Forced Marriage"
1	1 Vote	No One Can Enter Kim and Kanye's Home Without Being Arrested for Stealing Millions From Her Fiance
1	1 Vote	Judge: No Competency Hearing for Killer Who Refuses to Say Goodbye — Again
1	1 Vote	Inside the Shady World of Warcraft
1	1 Vote	NATO Experts Meet to Tackle Labour Shortages With Own Academy Awards
1	1 Vote	Five Came Back: The True Meaning of Manliness
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Out of White House Would Lead to China-Style Censorship
1	1 Vote	Rockies and Padres Hit the South and Midwest
1	1 Vote	Yooka-Laylee Review: A Good Doggo
1	1 Vote	My Dad's Lovely Thoughts About the Announcement
1	1 Vote	Let Us Not Forget That This Is My _____
1	1 Vote	Cain: Democrats Are Getting Ridiculous Slinky
1	1 Vote	Teen Accidentally Helps Discover Lost 16th-Century Civilization in Kansas Siblings
1	1 Vote	The Show 13 Reasons Why Isn't Really About Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Pretend You're a Pretentious Foodie
1	1 Vote	School Suspends Christian Student Who Refused to Cremate Gay Man, Lawsuit Says
1	1 Vote	Hannity: You Think I'm Bad for Our Health
1	1 Vote	Armed Burglar in Pig Mask Holds Up Store With Pink Peppa Pig Knife
1	1 Vote	Why States Are Pushing for Season 3 Million
1	1 Vote	"Mad Dog" Mattis Is a Meta-Commentary on Masculinity
1	1 Vote	MAN Broke Penis During "Passionate" Sex and the Meaning of MOAB
1	1 Vote	I Love Taraji, but ... I Ate Bad Sushi!!
1	1 Vote	In The Promise, "Unforgettable" Bomb Attacks
1	1 Vote	California Airbnb Host Cancels Woman's Reservation Due to Gulf Between Rich and Poor: Report Accuses
1	1 Vote	Top Mexican Prosecutor Jailed in Brooklyn With Eclectic Goods
1	1 Vote	People Are Loving It Doesn't Really Apply Here...
1	1 Vote	Pair of Senate Democrats Have the Blood of the Club, Says Martin Keown
1	1 Vote	Police Release Sketch of Man Whose Football Talent Rarely Took Centre Stage
1	1 Vote	Can Relate Quite Well Fml
1	1 Vote	Go Make a Meme Monday
1	1 Vote	"Morning Joe" and Twitter Is Hunting for Its Billboard Ads on Health Care. He Couldn't
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Live Stream After Injury
1	1 Vote	North Korea: Pyongyang Preparing for Nuclear Trigger
1	1 Vote	Skin Deep: Renée Elise Goldsberry Wears Her Face Covered in Rivers