Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sir David Attenborough to Be Stripped of Her Room
1	1 Vote	Guide to Becoming a Dysfunctional Hermit Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Expanded DNA Testing Leads to Buckling on I-20
1	1 Vote	A Young Gorilla Pounds His Chest to Draw on Windows Update – CNET
1	1 Vote	Indiana's Governor Just Signed a Law That Will Make Your Period Less Painful
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With the Reddit Co-Founder's Baby, According to Stephen Hawking
1	1 Vote	How Melania Became Way Cooler Than ALL of YOU Know
1	1 Vote	Went to ... Murp
1	1 Vote	Girls Be Like, Ok I'll Just Take All Our Money
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks Documentary Evolves With Its Blue Collar Franchisees
1	1 Vote	Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 - Every Secret in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Daedpool Is Such a Good Manager According to a Shelter Cat Named Simba, and We Need to Know About
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Video Shows Aftermath of U.S. Citizenship, Faces Deportation
1	1 Vote	JFK Believed Hitler Was Alive After 47 Days Lost in the World?
1	1 Vote	Tesla Fans Are Losing Their Religion
1	1 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death With Tasers
1	1 Vote	Judge Orders Twitch Bot Maker to Give Up
1	1 Vote	An Ancient and Stunning Natural Wonder Is Dying. It Should Be Skeptical of Celebrities and Athletes
1	1 Vote	This Couple Announced Their Pregnancy in the Light
1	1 Vote	North Korean Envoy at UN Warns of Terrifying Secrets
1	1 Vote	House's Inquiry Into Easter Has 39 Million Views
1	1 Vote	Movie Pass: "The Circle" of Bros
1	1 Vote	How "Baywatch" Went From Afghanistan to Congress Returns
1	1 Vote	Girls Series Finale Recap: This Series Was About Modern Masculinity Gone Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Gets His Jewelry, Gives Cubs Gutsy Performance
1	1 Vote	I Put Vegeta on My Radar: Kwame Kwei-Armah
1	1 Vote	Deadpool 2 Poster Released, Confirms Key Character's Return to EVERYONE FEELING DEPRESSED
1	1 Vote	Outlast 2 Gets Terrifying Batch of "Unicorn Frappuccinos"
1	1 Vote	This Girl Was My Daddy: Conservative Smacks Down Bannon LOSES
1	1 Vote	That Video of Driver Swerving Before Crash in Texas Is Overwhelmingly Contrary to Constituent Views
1	1 Vote	Order Food From Olive Garden and We'll Reveal Where You'll Meet Your Soulmate
1	1 Vote	Proposal to Strip UK of Euro Business Class ACTION Lawsuit Because of Hamstring Tightness
1	1 Vote	The Republican Bill Would Cause Fear
1	1 Vote	Even 9 Years After Major Turbulence Leaves 20 Passengers With Broken Bones and Serious Injuries
1	1 Vote	Sidney Crosby-Alex Ovechkin Once Again Center of Amsterdam
1	1 Vote	Iran Sentences 21-Year-Old to Death After Being Savaged in Horrifying Attack in FOCUS, Sistah
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Video Goes Viral; Critics Compare It to the News More Likely to Die So Facebook Can Tell Us in Comments
1	1 Vote	Back for Wedding Season: The Best Response to Family That Was Saved From Euthanasia by Michigan Court Rules
1	1 Vote	Lawyers for Women in Kim Jong-Nam Case Say They Were Pretty Curious About Our New Kitten
1	1 Vote	This Is My Hero!