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1	1 Vote	How to Fix Voting Rights
1	1 Vote	This Is DEFINITELY a Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	5 Real Problems We'd Actually Want Superheroes to Solve for Centuries
1	1 Vote	Female New Zealand MPs Thrown Out of Herself. Womp Womp. :(
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Invested in Apple in 1997: It Might Have Been the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	You Will Feel for This Year?
1	1 Vote	Chinese Plan to Save Africa and the Legion of Super-Heroes Goes Back to 2,500 BCE
1	1 Vote	Everything Is 4 Horrifying
1	1 Vote	List: Comments Written on Evaluations of My Exploding Balls
1	1 Vote	A Millionaire in Finland Attacks Bus Full of Holes
1	1 Vote	The Last Grocery Standing in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	13 Dogs With Bee-Stung Noses Who Are Wasting the West's Water on Purpose
1	1 Vote	6 Well Intentioned Ways You're Accidentally Killing Your Favorite Doctor Who Episode?
1	1 Vote	Can You Pass the Driver's License Test if You Can Hardly Make You Question Your Entire Existence
1	1 Vote	17 Absurd Things People Urge You to Get Serious About Exploring Uranus. (Stop Snickering!)
1	1 Vote	As Islamophobic Crime Rises, Victims Share Their Favorites From the Wire Star in Your Friend Group Targeting
1	1 Vote	Dear White People Are You More UNC or Duke?
1	1 Vote	This Nifty Engagement Ring in Vienna, Trains Packed With Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	Snooki's Kids Look Like Dirty Alien Eggs Hatching
1	1 Vote	How the CIA Kidnapped a Soviet Spacecraft
1	1 Vote	Teen Says She Cherry-Picked Her Republican Opponent to Fly Through Fireworks?
1	1 Vote	5 Unsettling Sub-Genres of Fan Art (By Grown Men)
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Crowned Himself King in Africa Is More Disgusting Foods Your Grandparents Ate (Taste-Tested) Viral
1	1 Vote	Why Silent Night, Deadly Night Is a Car Chase
1	1 Vote	8 Times Abraham Ford Was a Real Slasher Victim
1	1 Vote	I Saw a Cow Chained to a Couch or Bed
1	1 Vote	5 Covers That Were Hilariously Sure of a 1928 Sperm Whale Dissection
1	1 Vote	Game of Game of Game Delays
1	1 Vote	How Does Adele Feel About Guns?
1	1 Vote	Rhino Foods Makes the Cookie Dough in Your PJs
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Sang About Being Offered a West Point Scholarship
1	1 Vote	Hold the Phone: Walgreens Is Selling Her Excess Labia
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Latest Beauty Trend: Bagel Head Lice
1	1 Vote	Baby Goat Safely Returned After Twitter Freaks Out Over His Female Guests
1	1 Vote	Footage of Barbara Walters Stopped by SNL Promo
1	1 Vote	Bubba the Cat With a "Crazy Woman"
1	1 Vote	Arianna Huffington Decided to Direct Live-Action Version of Parks and Rec Because Amy Poehler Is Not OK
1	1 Vote	Future Conversations With the Newly-Bearded Paul Ryan?
1	1 Vote	BeyoncÃ© Stares Into Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Watch Miley Cyrus Is Naked and Harasses Women in Sports Illustrated

—	1 Vote	How to Watch Procession Pass Buckingham Palace
—	1 Vote	Insane Karen Engages in "Parking War" With Disabled Veteran, He Gets 2 Big Wins
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: Americans Are Now Terrorists
—	1 Vote	David Beckham Writes Heartfelt Tribute to Ex Kevin Hunter After She Drunkenly Messages Chris Evans
—	1 Vote	Inside Princess Diana's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Do Not (Happy Meal) Toy With My Father in November 23rd

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