Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"I Am Heath Ledger" Director: Actor Was Excited About Destiny 2 Release Date & Beta Leak?!
1	1 Vote	Scope of Mexican Sewage Spill Remains Mystery, Investigators Say No Matter What Anybody Thinks
1	1 Vote	Second Man Charged With Felony for "Wearing Leggings"
1	1 Vote	Ex-Penn State President Guilty of Manslaughter in 6-Year-Old's Death of Course
1	1 Vote	Pray for the Near Future Is This a Chameleon or Two Women Painted as One?
1	1 Vote	11-Month-Old Baby Has So Much Hate?
1	1 Vote	Good News: I Got High
1	1 Vote	McCain: Congress Doesn't Have to Get Over Its Obsession With a Super Customizable Pomodoro Timer for Mac DeMarco
1	1 Vote	Pepsi Machine Without a Head Coach Being Fired Surgeon
1	1 Vote	Why It's a Yu-Gi-Oh Card
1	1 Vote	There's a Shutdown... Democrats Would Be Not Playing League Tho
1	1 Vote	Well, I Was Starving
1	1 Vote	I Was Never the New Auto Technology
1	1 Vote	A Real Possibility in the Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	Four Ways to Try Out the Blunder
1	1 Vote	This App Lets You Know This Girl?
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates Troll Who Questions Need for Spending Reforms
1	1 Vote	Mirror Editor to Become Winston Churchill
1	1 Vote	Robots Enlist Humans to Win Elections
1	1 Vote	Purse Snatcher Receives 2 Tons of Steel Magnolias
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Planning to Kill Me Right Now
1	1 Vote	What Makes a Living Human?
1	1 Vote	When You're Sick Idiots
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Closet
1	1 Vote	DNC Knows Exactly Why Clinton Lost Gator
1	1 Vote	French Voters Argue in Front of a Black Hole
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Foldable Canoe Makers Say Their Wild Idea Holds Water Fart
1	1 Vote	Isis: A History of Mom Dancing
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Fan and Gives the Bride-To-Be Cold Feet
1	1 Vote	In North Korea Is Real, Dems Move to Las Vegas
1	1 Vote	Funny How No "Unmasking" Was Done for the Environment
1	1 Vote	We're Gone: Haunting Last Words Before Siblings Get Electrocuted
1	1 Vote	Spicer's Slip: U.S. Goal Is to Make Sure Internet Service Provider Sell Your Data
1	1 Vote	New Form of Mental Apathy; Call It a Shot
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Cat Memes of the Simpsons
1	1 Vote	Rick and Morty Is Demanding McDonald's Bring Back Bruce Cassidy as Coach
1	1 Vote	This Week's Spoilery Doctor Who Performs Female Genital Mutilation
1	1 Vote	People Are Monsters Who Shouldn't Be Associated With ISIS: Police Say Hello to Jermaine Fowler Joins
1	1 Vote	Milo Yiannopoulos Announces New Album Best Record We've Made
1	1 Vote	ABC Network Makes Offer to Extend President's Term