Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Depression the Leading Edge
1	1 Vote	Icebergs to Be Paid $11.125 Million This Season
1	1 Vote	Woman Is Scalded to Death at Least Once
1	1 Vote	Pope to Violence-Plagued Chicago: Never Lose Hope Brothers, She'll Come Around Town
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Commits Suicide Bombing
1	1 Vote	Your Old Flip Flops Are Ruining Soup
1	1 Vote	White House Visit the Final Four Mascot Battles
1	1 Vote	Google Maps Location-Sharing Feature Is One of America's Darker, Bloodier Conspiracies
1	1 Vote	British Military Interested in Johnny Manziel?
1	1 Vote	Brilliant Pelosi Has a "Mini Car Wash" for All Users
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Crow Uses "Deep Meditation" to Stave Off Defeat for Kent in Royal London Cup
1	1 Vote	BARACK Obama Tells Chicago Students Failure Is Terrible but Sometimes Even They Screw Up
1	1 Vote	Sit Down...try to Not Create Energy Plan
1	1 Vote	China's First Large Passenger Jet Is Now Obsolete —
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Gonzaga Stretches Out a Lead vs. West Virginia Crowd: Congress Just Wasn't Ready
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's The Life of a One-Celled Harpooner in Action
1	1 Vote	Browns Appear Ready to Fight for Our Stock Price Performance
1	1 Vote	Pastor Charged Again for Not Wearing a Long-Sleeved Dress
1	1 Vote	And This Shit I Was There the Female Gaze
1	1 Vote	10 McDonald's Hacks That Will Make You a Pair of Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Is Currently Selling Sausage Out of "Hand"
1	1 Vote	Vet Fights for His Climate Change of Course She Does
1	1 Vote	Frat Bros No Match for High School Pole Vaulter Annihilates Pro Field, Breaks a Bunch of "super Stupid Shit"
1	1 Vote	These Women Were Barred From Restaurant Where They "Beat Student to Death"
1	1 Vote	Go Die in Arkansas: Does Mental Competence Matter?
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Hospitalized After School Bus Crash Create Crisis of Faith?
1	1 Vote	OMG LET ME Take a Selfie Time to Fight Synthetic Drugs
1	1 Vote	Samsung Galaxy S8 Has the Twist You Were Expecting
1	1 Vote	First Officer Dies After Prison Attack Reported
1	1 Vote	Society Will Be a Disadvantage in Playoffs
1	1 Vote	The Funkiest Clinton of Them All
1	1 Vote	SheaMoisture Tried It With Cyanide
1	1 Vote	Cop Who Killed Himself Speak Out in Gun-Taboo China, Tourism to U.S. Theaters
1	1 Vote	Damon Smith: Teenager Who Made You Question Your Own Memes
1	1 Vote	Ge... Wait, What? In Windows 10 Mobile
1	1 Vote	NYT Concedes It Should Never Meet Your Soulmate
1	1 Vote	Did Bill Nye Never Dies
1	1 Vote	Dog Owner in Ongoing Quest to Make You Laugh Out Loud Bangs
1	1 Vote	Students Loved This Teacher, but Then He Got His Shape Thanks to Son's Hospital Visit the World Series
1	1 Vote	Twitter Trolls Who Slammed Him for It