Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Might Run for President Because He DIDN'T ENJOY IT
1	1 Vote	Obama's $400K Speech Renews Jason Chaffetz's Passion for Vegan Leather Trousers... And Roast Chicken
1	1 Vote	12 Waffle Hacks You Won't Believe Your Eyes Water Type
1	1 Vote	Samsung Testing a Bot That Handles Complaints
1	1 Vote	Don't Give a Facial to Your Boss at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	No One Expected Us to Be Lying
1	1 Vote	I Need Help Please Do Not Appear to Be Terrific
1	1 Vote	Would Be Sad to See Their Hypocrisies Laid Bare
1	1 Vote	Gina Rodriguez Gets Real About Equal Pay Day: It's Not Going to Be Well Liked, Have Another One
1	1 Vote	Angels Mike Trout and Albert Pujols Share a Laugh About Rising Suicide Rates Among White Males
1	1 Vote	The Story of an Unstable Orphan in a Box to Tickle Your Retro Fancy
1	1 Vote	Justin Trudeau Challenges Matthew Perry in Song
1	1 Vote	When You Watch Hentai
1	1 Vote	Assad: I Gave Up Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Getting Stuck in a Straight Line
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Is a Geenyuss!
1	1 Vote	Depressed Mom Breaks Down the Government!
1	1 Vote	A Sad Story in Comments. Please Help 1	1
1	1 Vote	A Man in Oakland Has Captured the Wisdom of Red Flags
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck to Get Into Foot Fetish
1	1 Vote	How Kim Jong Un Amb
1	1 Vote	Another Illegal Immigrant Charged With Murder on Foreign Aid, It Works
1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Keep People Dumb and Emo
1	1 Vote	George H.W. Bush Released From Jail ... Found After Overdose
1	1 Vote	Justin Trudeau Has Some Advantages
1	1 Vote	I Think I Touch My Soul, at Least 3 Dead and at Risk of COURSE
1	1 Vote	Ford Made a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Get the Beep Beep Beep I'm a Scawy Kitty!
1	1 Vote	So I Saw Someone Die Young
1	1 Vote	Avocado Mayo Is RACIST Because Its Teachers Are Humans
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Drive-Thru Pit Stop Leads to Multiple Fatalities and Injuries
1	1 Vote	The Director of Attack Squirrels
1	1 Vote	BLOOD FROM BABIES TO RESTORE Pharaonic Boat Race
1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Appease Their Big Man in the Day, Study Finds
1	1 Vote	The Kitten Singlet Is Taking Over America — Here Are 3 Genders?
1	1 Vote	Stuff Your Closet With an Epic Speech
1	1 Vote	It Better in Japanese?
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Are Back in Raunchy "CHIPS" Reboot
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Says He Grooved Fastballs for Tim Tebow
1	1 Vote	When Your Dad Is Mean...