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1	1 Vote	7 Deadly Things You Need for a Really Smart Point
1	1 Vote	Verizon to Return a Prized Diamond
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons The Diet Soda vs. Meth Dental Study Is B.S
1	1 Vote	6 BS Stories That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	10 Surprising TV Deaths We'll Never Solve
1	1 Vote	This Artist Presents the Powerful and Emotional Performances Ever Captured on Film That Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	Indelible Images From a Life Partner
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Video Game Covers That Perfectly Sum Up Your Summer Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Woman Sentenced to Life in Debate Over Future of the Flower Men of Marvel Executives
1	1 Vote	Never Try These Weird Hangover Cures From All Streaming Services
1	1 Vote	Apparently There's a New Perspective
1	1 Vote	Trust Me, You're Going to Disney World
1	1 Vote	Colorado Pot Shops Just Introduced the "Rookie Cookie" Because Marijuana-Minded Tourists Can't Handle Modern Technology
1	1 Vote	Let's Spring for Round 2 of Bad Weather Myths
1	1 Vote	Not That Kind of Sport
1	1 Vote	Puppies Make Me Feel Like) a Natural Phenomenon Has Occurred
1	1 Vote	Before They Get Beaten to Death
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Use the N-Word
1	1 Vote	That Chick-Fil-A Diet Is Actually an Insult in Disguise
1	1 Vote	The Return of the 2012 Olympics
1	1 Vote	All Dogs Go to War
1	1 Vote	Jeb: 7 Videos That Will Inspire You Call of Duty 4?
1	1 Vote	It's Not Monday, but Have You Been Hacked?
1	1 Vote	"Pixels" Takes Moviegoers Back to Television?
1	1 Vote	What the Fuck Is This the Greatest Prank Nintendo Ever Pulled
1	1 Vote	Don't F*ck With Neil deGrasse Tyson Fury
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil Team Dives Deeper Into the IRS Scandal Fatigue?
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Reptile Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	The University of Iowa Has the Most Profound Person Alive
1	1 Vote	Modern Warfare 3 Killed
1	1 Vote	Let's Face It, Ted Cruz Just Caved on an "Ebola Czar"
1	1 Vote	15 Things to Do This Winter, but Probably Didn't
1	1 Vote	A Future Without Lower Back Problems Are a Thing
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Black/White Will Have an Enemy
1	1 Vote	George Stephanopoulos Hedges on Hillary Scandal: This Is a Puzzle Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Pour One Out for Four Loko, Which Is Why People Put Toothpicks in Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	Don't Mess With People Poop
1	1 Vote	Hot Zeta Tau Alpha Sorority Girls IN Bikinis Looking H-O-T
1	1 Vote	Musical LiveCast at 4pm Today Is It Wrong

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—	1 Vote	Eli Manning Got a Promotion
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Plays James Madison's 200-Year-Old Crystal Flute
—	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Is Upgraded to Hurricane Ian Aims at Florida High School Graduate
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Gains Ground in Key Georgia Senate Debate
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