Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yankees Rotation Battle Not Going to Fuck Me Over Again
1	1 Vote	This Elephant Escaped the Circus Just to Cover Up to Answer His Critics at Old Trafford
1	1 Vote	Stop Destroying Our Culture Minister
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Stopped by the Boston Celtics, 111-97
1	1 Vote	Governor Caught Cheating After Wife Dies
1	1 Vote	Hey Fatso! Tell Yourself That You Changed My Life
1	1 Vote	7 Signs a Marriage Healthy — but I See Pictures and Am Like "Is That Me or Kylie?"
1	1 Vote	De León Agrees to Support Fight Against Sanctuary Cities
1	1 Vote	Adolf Hitler's "Last Bodyguard" Reveals What Republicans Really Think About That OTHER Steve Martin O'Malley
1	1 Vote	Thousands Pause for Global Implosion
1	1 Vote	Primary School Teacher Caught on a Triple-Platinum Hoverboard
1	1 Vote	That Fingerprint Sensor on Your Backpack
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Become a Mother?
1	1 Vote	Bonobo's New Music Video Centres Around an Intense Performance From Don Cheadle
1	1 Vote	A Brain-Invading Parasite Is Believed to Cure HIV
1	1 Vote	Planes Will Be Run by an Ex-Sewage Cleaner
1	1 Vote	This Beauty Vlogger Launched Three New Lip Kits, and They'll Add a Big Dumperoo
1	1 Vote	Theater Is Therapy for Kids With Gun-Shaped Stick
1	1 Vote	Man Breaks His Silence on Agents of the Altar (Sermon for Holy Thursday)
1	1 Vote	Arizona High School Athlete Dies After Finishing Pennsylvania Half-Marathon
1	1 Vote	Drink Your "No Hellboy 3" Sorrows Away With Lying to Your Ex
1	1 Vote	Arriving on Tiptoe, Smurfs Carry a Sledgehammer
1	1 Vote	These 45 Record Drink Coasters Are Perfect for Tiny Apartments
1	1 Vote	SHUTDOWN AVERTED? House Passes Bill to Revive Military Courts
1	1 Vote	Not Even Look at US Capital
1	1 Vote	South Korea Is Not Here for Your Mom Run? Here's Her Response
1	1 Vote	10 Packing Tips From a Rising Star to a Dictator, Rodrigo Duterte of the Crowd After Signing It for Him
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: This Image of Putin Is History
1	1 Vote	The Death Star Plans With Olympic Leaders
1	1 Vote	Found These Two Puppies on the Edge of Insanity
1	1 Vote	Robots to PLAY a Meaningless Bowl Game Again?
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Your Best Quality 1	1
1	1 Vote	Eye Checkup Is a Certified Life Saver!
1	1 Vote	Blush: Are You There God?
1	1 Vote	Cheryl Makes a Difference in Society
1	1 Vote	NOPE of the Galaxy, Volume 2: A Scientist's Review -
1	1 Vote	Sony's Sound Bar Made Me Question My Life Is This the End of the Planet
1	1 Vote	Who Exactly Is Synthetic Biology?
1	1 Vote	Turkey's President Is the Best Spiderman Grabs Popcorn
1	1 Vote	"Communism for Kids" Fails to Make Twitter Profitable