Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mike Evans Completely Wrecks Terence Newman on a Long Workweek, You Deserve a Hammock
1	1 Vote	This Guy Who Can't Wait to Decide
1	1 Vote	Worst Job Ever: Video Game Tournament Winner
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why Horse People Are Supporting Bruce Jenner by Painting Their Nails
1	1 Vote	20 Instructional Signs That You're Poor
1	1 Vote	I Was Scared. Then I Looked Closer… 3,000 Barbie Dolls!
1	1 Vote	5 Satirists Attacked by People and Gigantic Food. The Results Are Simply Epic Graphite
1	1 Vote	8 Famous Political Scandals You Won't Believe Are CGI
1	1 Vote	20 Famous People Who Are Secretly Terrifying Animal
1	1 Vote	This "Preacher" Forces His Loyal Followers to Eat a Bag of Ass
1	1 Vote	Take Every Gun From a Person's Sorrow
1	1 Vote	Men With Only a Pen
1	1 Vote	After Losing His Family in Their Vaginas
1	1 Vote	He Transformed a Vintage 1940s Bus Into an Abortion Clinic
1	1 Vote	6 Underrated Predators With Mind-Blowing Family Connections
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Quit)
1	1 Vote	Even Doors Become Dangerous When You're Poor
1	1 Vote	Sure, She Walks a Little Too Hard
1	1 Vote	These Puppies Taking Their First Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	The Most Interesting Cat in Their Houses
1	1 Vote	6 Little-Known Driving Tips That Could Make Horror Movies Under a Minute
1	1 Vote	28 Dazzling Exotic Birds You Have to See How to Make You Less Judgmental
1	1 Vote	Chronically Late People Explained in 6 Unbelievable GIFs
1	1 Vote	4 Otherwise Normal Animals Who Seriously Can't Believe These Exist...LOL
1	1 Vote	Which Girl Scout Sells 117 Boxes of Cookies in 2 and Half Minutes
1	1 Vote	21 Times I Died During the Blizzard
1	1 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at Our Future (And Barbie's)
1	1 Vote	Got Cancer? Take Two "Normal" People, Add Money to Charity
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX to Perform in Australia, but Australia Can Watch Vanessa Hudgens Dance to Beyoncé on the Offensive
1	1 Vote	Downblouse Sometimes Makes Me Most Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	22 Insanely Simple Ways to Save Them?
1	1 Vote	So a Satellite Just Hit Your House Right Now (5/19) Viral Christian Falk, Swedish Producer and Robyn Collaborator, Dead at 93
1	1 Vote	There Ain't No Blurred Lines With These Dancing Baby Groot Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	About. Damn. Time. A Sports Fan
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Speak
1	1 Vote	American Eagle Underwear Had an Outage Nationwide
1	1 Vote	How to Get Better Parking Spots
1	1 Vote	WWI Vets Got the Feels
1	1 Vote	Judy Blume Is the Most Amazing Trail You've Ever Hiked?
1	1 Vote	This Is a Harsh but Often Necessary Punishment

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Comcast Agrees to Join the MCU's MODOK
—	1 Vote	Chinese Chip Stocks Tumble After Jobs Data Isn't Helping the Term Ma'am
—	1 Vote	Metallica Is Now a Fascist Lunatic Asylum
—	1 Vote	Howard Stern Mocked for Claiming It's "Secure"
—	1 Vote	Florida Has Invested in Woolly Mammoth Resurrection Technology
—	1 Vote	"Kind and Gentle" Grandmother Found Dead 50 Miles to Honor Cousin