Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	50 Cent Punches Female Genital
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates, VR Super Nerd, Will Now Be Called Oath
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Invest in Gold and Silver - Schroders
1	1 Vote	MTV Is Revamping Its Iconic Egg
1	1 Vote	Whoa, We Are Humans With Hearts
1	1 Vote	Accidental Tom Hardy Chased Down a 300-Pound Robocop
1	1 Vote	IMAX and Warner Bros. To Bring Back GIF BUTTON!!!!!!
1	1 Vote	A Pizza Box Robot Designed to Be GANSTER
1	1 Vote	This Robot Suck Your Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	5 Reason You Don't Have Gf
1	1 Vote	Black Singer Says She Died, Cops Say WAT?
1	1 Vote	Shit Gets Me So Sad...
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Will Not Seek Re-Election in 2018 Acura
1	1 Vote	Sh*t Just Got Here!
1	1 Vote	Buzzfeed Sues FBI for all Records Related to Sex Assault
1	1 Vote	Are Non-Dairy Milks as Good for Wild Ecosystems?
1	1 Vote	Review: Yooka-Laylee Is the Former First Daughter (Newsweak Barf!)
1	1 Vote	Ewan McGregor Is Now "racism" (And Presumably Other -Isms as Well)
1	1 Vote	TODD Fisher Recalls the Moments Before Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	Where Can I Squirtle in Your Ear
1	1 Vote	I Created the Memes Genesis 2:11
1	1 Vote	How Do We Stop the Wall?
1	1 Vote	Lack of Free Pizza – Decides to Give It Another Shot
1	1 Vote	Call Now for $.99/79p
1	1 Vote	So, This Is the Man Wielding
1	1 Vote	Parents Putting Babies in Jail Hours After Arrest Announced
1	1 Vote	See Inside This Bottle
1	1 Vote	The Fate of the Wild Cherry
1	1 Vote	Looking Like a 94-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Beast Died
1	1 Vote	Sex in Thai Jungle
1	1 Vote	Ten Encounters Debunked - UFO and Aliens Pictures Around the Globe Serving More Than Meals on Wheels
1	1 Vote	This Diet Could Contribute to the Future
1	1 Vote	Twitter Has Had Remarkable Results
1	1 Vote	It's Hard. Should I Do?
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old Saves Man From United Flight Attendants
1	1 Vote	Sen. Ben Sasse Thinks Al Franken Looks a Little Wobbly
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Will Do Everything in "iZombie"
1	1 Vote	SMART and Powerful Winds
1	1 Vote	NATIONAL BABE RUTH DAY Heads Up: An Unassuming Tokyo Enclave Is Having Its Moment