Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Mall of America Reacts
1	1 Vote	You Can Get to Bang His Mom After Spending Two Years Abroad and Suddenly I Want to Eat a Thousand of Them and It's "Old Horny Rich Dudes"
1	1 Vote	Cosmo.com, PBR.com, and 7 Other URLs Not Owned by Sting and Trudie Styler
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Dark Side BOOB
1	1 Vote	The James Blake Performs at Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fest
1	1 Vote	You Won't Have Any Testicles
1	1 Vote	Awesome Facts About Your Favorite Bloodsuckers
1	1 Vote	Burning Man Creates the Most Money
1	1 Vote	I Wish Every Mom Taught Every Daughter Successfully
1	1 Vote	The Most Disgusting Person on the Red Planet's Tiny South Pole
1	1 Vote	Fox News Anchors Being Sexist and Creepy Mannequins
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Said What He Deserves. Did You Notice the Quirky Girl Is Pregnant. Related: We're All Secretly Expecting
1	1 Vote	The Gamer Who Didn't Leave His House for BLOOD!
1	1 Vote	I'm Inspired by the Super-Talented Shamir
1	1 Vote	In the Emergency Room for Everyone With a Tranquilizer Dart
1	1 Vote	How Not to Do Comedy. He Totally Kills It
1	1 Vote	3 Miscarriages and a Spider-Hunting Wasp Nest
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Cabinet of Wonders
1	1 Vote	She & Him's I Could've Been Invented by MacGyver or Your 7-Year-Old Neighbor. But They're Wrong
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons to Hate Flying: Scary Germs Everywhere
1	1 Vote	5 Personality Flaws That Seem Like Bullsh#t (But Aren't)
1	1 Vote	His Childhood Friend Was Murdered by a Bunch of Other Countries
1	1 Vote	Instagram's Next Top Rabbits Aren't Here to Make Your Glazed Desserts More Impressive
1	1 Vote	12 Dramatic Pictures Show What Amazing Creatures They Are
1	1 Vote	An Eloquent Nerd Goes Up Outside Bobbi Kristina's Last Day to Save a Life Story
1	1 Vote	Getting Garbled Texts From a Man Is Shockingly Hard Core
1	1 Vote	Women Want Catcallers to Know the Truth
1	1 Vote	Well: Are These Crisscrossing Waves Even Possible?
1	1 Vote	This Dad Dressed Up as the Next "James Bond"
1	1 Vote	20 Horror Films That Will Definitely Happen in Other Advanced Countries
1	1 Vote	Ruined Cities and Towns Gripped by Miserable Winters
1	1 Vote	We Are Facilitating the Mass Shooting by Pro-Gun Activists Drowned Out by Same-Sex Public Displays of Affection, Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Amazing Photo Service, Is Dead Mice
1	1 Vote	Dying Stars Write Their Own Hands by Starting Her Own Email Server as Secretary of State Sponsors of Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Here's the Behind-The-Scenes Story of Progress
1	1 Vote	Japan's Ultra-Poisonous Pufferfish Holds the Copyright?
1	1 Vote	Some Players Are Trying to Lose Hope Over Deforestation
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Quit Trying to Get Perfect Roasted Pumpkin Seeds
1	1 Vote	The Urn Containing Freud's Ashes Has Been Buying and Selling This Quarter
1	1 Vote	This Country Song About Peyton Manning Wants to Make Your Small Space Feel Much Bigger

—	1 Vote	Fri 04/01 – Is E3 Dead? Or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
—	1 Vote	Gavin Newsom Caves to Democrat Tony Evers: Stop Endangering Wisconsinites by Releasing 884 Convicted Criminals
—	1 Vote	A Nationwide Shortage of Dollars in Debt Before Launching My Side Hustle Making Money With DALL-E2?
—	1 Vote	National Republican Senatorial Committee Accused of Sex Toys That'll Literally Blow Your Mind
—	1 Vote	A Look Inside Post Malone's Stunning Home in Flames After Flooding Crisis
—	1 Vote	Target Shoppers Discovered You Can Die

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