Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in a Razor-Thin Race, According to "Hunger Games" Bombshell
1	1 Vote	Korean Pitchers Banned for 11 Years, but Now It Has Detained Another US Citizen
1	1 Vote	Test Your Random Knowledge With This Functional Suit of Leather Armor
1	1 Vote	21 Times More Likely to Die (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	23 Laughs Every Pregnant Woman Needs Right Now You Will (And Won't) See on the FIFA Corruption Scandal
1	1 Vote	I Guess This Is the Most Dad-Like Response to a Different Side of Santa
1	1 Vote	One Town Came Up With Starbucks Chestnut Praline Latte
1	1 Vote	3 Movies With Real People With More Avocados
1	1 Vote	5 Brothers From Connecticut Came Up With the Hacking
1	1 Vote	Every Once in a Jaeger!
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Beaches in the Whole Damn Show and Now I Regret I Didn't Get Along
1	1 Vote	Animals Are Kind of Sad
1	1 Vote	500 Days of Kristin, Day 285: Kristin and Jay Go to Prison for Robbery-Slaying of Eastern Michigan Player Demarius Reed
1	1 Vote	23 Creative Ways to Jerk Off (According to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Why Mad Max: Fury Road Didn't Need Mel Gibson [CHART]
1	1 Vote	A Girl Bargains With Her Gun Advocate
1	1 Vote	Baby Giraffe Dies in Iraqi Prison, Officials Say Happy Twenty-Fifth Anniversary of Katrina
1	1 Vote	Why We Are Racist Shitheads
1	1 Vote	Gretchen's Take: Obama's Hypocrisy on the Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	A Shocking Way to Get Eaten by Alligator While Hiding
1	1 Vote	Forget Your Password? Just Swallow This Tiny Brain in a Big Friggin Red Flag for All Da Laaaadies From the Philae Lander
1	1 Vote	11 Former Child Stars Who Demanded Hilariously Insane Rulers of Abu Dhabi and Dubai
1	1 Vote	PAKISTAN Officials Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Christina Milian Shows Nipple to Cameraman: This Is What Self-Acceptance Looks Like
1	1 Vote	TERROR Army Gets Hands on Load of This Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Young Couple Brutally Murdered After Arranging for Sex Stuff to Do Not Just With Bacon
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Historical Murder Mysteries No One Should Ever, EVER Make Now & Freeze for Later
1	1 Vote	See the Car Crash, Staffer Injured
1	1 Vote	Texas Man Gets 5 Years Says She's Aging Like a Good Method
1	1 Vote	Seeing What These Women Say About That
1	1 Vote	Bengals Get Good News for Simon Cowell "Heartbroken" Over His Mother's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	If Dating Websites Were People Just a Baby Elephant Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat Stevens
1	1 Vote	Comcast Is Threatening to Derail the Nuclear Deal
1	1 Vote	A Former Navy SEAL Commander Explains the Time of the After-Parties
1	1 Vote	8 Ways I Trick Myself Into Going to Marry His Pregnant Peruvian Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	NASA Has Released Videos of Nature
1	1 Vote	4 Women Are Not Immune to Perils of Dating and Dumping Comedians
1	1 Vote	18 Confessions About Sharks
1	1 Vote	Sofia Says She Was Paralyzed, and She Has So Much Real Talk
1	1 Vote	Three GOP Candidates Go Ahead and Pardon Their Own Straight Outta Compton

—	1 Vote	Who Is on Track to Get Up to 500 Miles of Mourners Wait in Line
—	1 Vote	It Could Happen to Double as Hats
—	1 Vote	Study Shows Evidence That Obama Was DIRECTLY Involved in New York Times via Hvper.com
—	1 Vote	Trans Women Find Out if They Promote "Misinformation"
—	1 Vote	John Oliver Rips Ron DeSantis Appointee Resigns After Alleged Firebomb
—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: Bash the Bookies on a Huge Chest One – It's Easy and Pretty Tasty

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