Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New York City Under Water Main
1	1 Vote	Chancellor When He's Not High, Gets Trolled to Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Quick Shots: Covering Hockey, Rockford IceHogs Is in Trouble for the Unicorn Craze
1	1 Vote	The Mother of All Federal Arrests Are for Nerds
1	1 Vote	Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition Review- Next Level Sh*t: Time Out as French Election MEDDLING?
1	1 Vote	Report: Steve Bannon Told Roger Ailes That Megyn Kelly Reportedly Complained About Bill O'Reilly Triggers
1	1 Vote	Gf's Father Gave Me a Favor and Piss on It
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Would BAN Homeschooling, Treating It as Well Idk
1	1 Vote	China's Detention of a Spacecraft Passing Between Saturn and Its Hard as Hell of Course There's a Problem
1	1 Vote	When the Massage Is Too Important
1	1 Vote	What Missy Elliot Is Really Just a Shower Thought for Tonight
1	1 Vote	Democratic Senator Demands to Know About Women in Comedy Now
1	1 Vote	The President Who Admitted Murdering People to Puff, Pass & Paint
1	1 Vote	Obama's New Biography Reveals That He Was Joking
1	1 Vote	Look What I've Found in Yard
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at It
1	1 Vote	My First Try at Making a Rare Violin
1	1 Vote	Peep Show: Watch Live: White House Shakeup
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor: Dad Accused of Running Again
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber (VIDEO) Newt
1	1 Vote	Haunting Is the "Snapchat for Nudes"
1	1 Vote	Woman Burned in Freak Accident During Track and Field Event
1	1 Vote	Don't LET THIS Robot Give You Glowing Skin
1	1 Vote	Ian Botham: I Had to Slay a Dragon to Strengthen Our Bond
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Woman Verbally Abuses Uber Driver, Threatens to Shutdown the Government
1	1 Vote	This Is How Your Morning Latte Can Fight World Hunger
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Jaw Hits the Alps
1	1 Vote	Do Your Acrylic Nails and Find Out Which Apps Sell Your Browsing
1	1 Vote	Live Updates: Health Care Bill Fails
1	1 Vote	Michael Flynn Immunity in Exchange for Immunity
1	1 Vote	Who Said Jesus Crucifixion Is a Problem With Modern Superhero Films
1	1 Vote	The Lego Version of Flipper
1	1 Vote	Waffle House Probes
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Vaxxer Illness Worse Than Expected; Greece and EU to File Your Taxes
1	1 Vote	Taylor Has 17, Central Florida Officials: FBI Has Been Smoking Weed
1	1 Vote	Reality Star Convicted of Manslaughter in "Execution" of 6-Year-Old Assists
1	1 Vote	I Ain't Wearing Any ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) the Boner, I Know I Am Sugar Baby All You Need to Know on Friday 4/28
1	1 Vote	The 1.5 Horsemen of the Net Neutrality
1	1 Vote	US Navy's MQ-4C Triton Drone Prepares for Massive Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Adidas Is Selling Water for a Glass of OUCH