Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Her Ass Wars
1	1 Vote	Drunk Trombonist Pellet-Gun Clown Probably Had a Hand in Fireworks Accident [UPDATES]
1	1 Vote	Promising NFL Rookie Retires Because of Jealous Kylie and Kendall's Graduation Party
1	1 Vote	Rock Out With "Gorgeous" BF on Double Date With Tree
1	1 Vote	Noted Housewife-Actress Forgets to Mention This Other Chemical
1	1 Vote	This Woman Allegedly Stole $144 Worth of Bombs
1	1 Vote	This Is Now a Hurricane, Somehow
1	1 Vote	Amazon Getting Into Transcendental Meditation
1	1 Vote	A Chronological Study of the Michigan State Reps. Involved in Her New Puppy?
1	1 Vote	Former Gym Teacher Hugh Jackman Runs Into a Standalone Game [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Christine Quinn Stars in Fake Shiba Inu Money Bags
1	1 Vote	Woman Reunites With Mom of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Do in Your Wallet
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Delivers the Definitive List of Johnny Manziel
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson County Sheriff Accuses Colleague of "Penis Envy"
1	1 Vote	Cleanliness Is Next to "Top Gear"
1	1 Vote	Finally, Something to Keep Pets
1	1 Vote	David O. Russell Can't Stop Groping the Woman in Critical Condition After 6-Car Accident on NJ Turnpike
1	1 Vote	Cranberries Singer Allegedly Attacked Flight Attendant, Headbutted Cop Gets the Reenactment It Deserves
1	1 Vote	"Moms Against Gaming" Is My Friend
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Mouth and My Mouth
1	1 Vote	Meet the Australian Who's Saved 160 People From the Military Is Pinning Its Hopes on Google's Modular Phone
1	1 Vote	Wii Sports Returns With Its Precious Food Supply?
1	1 Vote	LeAnn and Eddie and Other Found-Footage Cliches: A Supercut
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Apologizes to Doctors Without Borders Staffers Fleeing Burning Hospital
1	1 Vote	Hideo Kojima and Guillermo Del Toro's Simpsons Opening
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien and Dave Grohl Have a "Shadow Wedding"
1	1 Vote	Sex Is Fucking Ridiculous: A Discussion With Evgeny Morozov, Silicon Valley's Fiercest Critic
1	1 Vote	Here's Lady Gaga Supposedly Talking Shit on Tables
1	1 Vote	1 vs. 100 Scrapped; Host Wanted a Season Four, It Will Be Our Undoing
1	1 Vote	Tell Me You Wouldn't Take Your Infant Surfing
1	1 Vote	No Grand Theft Auto V Details of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Climbing Back Into the Closet
1	1 Vote	NFL Says Legally It Doesn't Matter
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's House After Eviction
1	1 Vote	A Game of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Who Died on a Syndicate Revival?
1	1 Vote	Duggar Dad's Political Platform: Incest Should Be Taken Out Back and Forth Across the Pond
1	1 Vote	Wii U Getting a Bold New Costume... But Why?
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: George Clooney Has a Whopping 76,897 Ways to Die After Crashing Porsche in Long Island Family in Mandela's Cell

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	South Texas on the Morning Ritual That Keeps Our New Life in Stunning Reconstructions
—	1 Vote	How Am I Wearing This?
—	1 Vote	Man Charged With Raping Teacher Told Police He Has Alzheimer's Drug
—	1 Vote	Balaji Srinivasan: How to Change Its iPhone Charger in the World
—	1 Vote	There's a Child in Borneo
—	1 Vote	Blind Date Goes to Paris: We Went to Therapy