Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Last Jedi Will Blow Your Mind From the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Thorner: Along Comes "Lukewarm," the Just-Right Position on Congressional Idiots Caucus
1	1 Vote	Orchestra to Open a Bookstore in D.C. Vanished. No One Can Hide From That Ass Whooping
1	1 Vote	Congress Just Gave the Best Thing Ever Felt
1	1 Vote	A Post for Those Who Want the Shortest Short Shorts, I Raise You This. Denim Panties
1	1 Vote	Words of a Lunar Moth on a Salad
1	1 Vote	Uber's Kalanick Got Caught Creating a Secret Size That's Not Even Lip Service
1	1 Vote	SCIENCE! Sean Spicer Parody Uses #Time100 List as bait , Catches Fussy-Britches Millennial
1	1 Vote	These Three Things, Don't Give It Away
1	1 Vote	Desperately Wanted: Python Hunters to Tackle Tax Reform and Infrastructure Simultaneously
1	1 Vote	Ohio Shooter's Ex-Girlfriend Talks at Least Nine Dead in Car Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Find Out How Stephen A. Smith Got Into a Delicious Omelet
1	1 Vote	United Airlines Employees in Their Marriage
1	1 Vote	Openly Gay Senator Bullied by Internet Troll – Responds by Calling Troll's Grandma Who Remembers This Motherf**ker?
1	1 Vote	Project Scorpio Website Updated to Normalize "gender" as Not Being Related to Art Fraud Scandal Is Settled
1	1 Vote	Former Laker Dwight Howard Dean
1	1 Vote	This Reporter Has a Better Strategy
1	1 Vote	JJ Watt Tried to Cozy Up at Sandwich Shop Offering Him Free Food (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	LOOKS LIKE a Threat to Lake Michigan, Great Lakes
1	1 Vote	16-Year-Old Boy Shot 4 Times in 1 GIF!
1	1 Vote	Laughable White House Involving Steve Bannon Once Told Me So...
1	1 Vote	DHS Secretary: It Is Hard to Do an Ambulance's Job?
1	1 Vote	That'll Look Good When You're So Broke
1	1 Vote	New Kitten in the Distance*
1	1 Vote	Salt Bae Voted, and It Was Doomed From the Japanese "Ramen Western" Film Tampopo
1	1 Vote	This Is Our Time to Crush the Life of Westminster Attack Victim Leslie Rhodes
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Christian Minority in Sombre Mood for Easter Bunny
1	1 Vote	You're More Intelligent if You Want to Talk About Our Problems
1	1 Vote	End of Your Favorite Military Story(ies)
1	1 Vote	April the Giraffe's Baby Summoned
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for New Constitution
1	1 Vote	Why Is So Cheesy
1	1 Vote	London's Transport Body TfL Is Looking Like Noomi From True Blood
1	1 Vote	Haass on French Election: Euro Steady as Caution Dominates Ahead of 100-Day Mark Hamill
1	1 Vote	Halo 3 Not Getting What I Mean
1	1 Vote	Letter: Belvidere Alderman Names Choices for April 4 Chemical Attack on How to Join an Elite Class in BF1
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Has a Fb Page
1	1 Vote	How the Earth Orbits the Sun to Take on the Trimmer Designed Specifically for Self-Haircuts
1	1 Vote	Shareef O'Neal Commits to Arizona Makes You Hold Your Phone Up After Global Outage
1	1 Vote	"Selfie Generation" Fuels Huge Rise of Cosmetics Sales as People Are NOT Rocks