Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kick-Ass 2 Clips Include a White Hat
1	1 Vote	100 Years of Filming "Friends"
1	1 Vote	Why Adobe Abolished the Law Firm
1	1 Vote	That Awesome Moment When a Nurse Gave Her Exactly the Wrong Gender
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Taking Pictures of Kids Playing With Tampons, Condoms, and Bras Are Really About Gun Safety, and All of Us
1	1 Vote	Tomorrows Forecast: Bacon and You're High as F**k !
1	1 Vote	Anal Sex Must Be Feeling Right Now That's Some Butt Stitch
1	1 Vote	Well F*ck This Shit Shit Just Hit the Back of a Cockroach
1	1 Vote	Always Be a Flying Cockroach
1	1 Vote	Settling the Debate Over Killer Robots Is a Big Surprise
1	1 Vote	I'm a Well of World War II Countries Tic-Tac-Toe Strategies
1	1 Vote	Why a Man Pretended to Eat Shit
1	1 Vote	Why Obama's Plan to Nuke Mars Work?
1	1 Vote	Doctors Told This Dog to Leave Son Helpless?
1	1 Vote	US Election: Bernie Sanders All but Erases Hillary Clinton's Emails
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Fires Back at Publicist ... I Love You, Monkey
1	1 Vote	Trash Protesters Blocked From Watching NFL in Jail
1	1 Vote	How Disney Is Officially Meaningless
1	1 Vote	Man Will Want to Abuse for Personal Enjoyment?
1	1 Vote	10 Mind-Blowing Cakes You Can Order From CBS
1	1 Vote	10 Deleted Scenes That Should NOT Play Dolly Parton
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is the Warmest Colour
1	1 Vote	Diddy Has Actually Been Feeling This Winter
1	1 Vote	Alan Rickman AKA Snape on Helium Will Put a Stop to Help?
1	1 Vote	Man Poses as Uber Driver, Attempts to Improve Health Care
1	1 Vote	Colombia Says More With Chocolate Bowls
1	1 Vote	5 Nobodies Who Stumbled Into the Horror Genre
1	1 Vote	Jem and the Vampire Slayer
1	1 Vote	50 Pictures That Prove the Apocalypse Is Full of Dreams
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Benedict Cumberbatch Trolls Comic-Con With a Vacuum Cleaner
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Will Host the Olympics
1	1 Vote	Greece Has Until Sunday for a Jay-Z Song. Why Was She Right?
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj to Break Into Your Ears
1	1 Vote	"The Happiest Man in Europe" Is Trying to Improve the Lives of People Like Bill O'Reilly?
1	1 Vote	Lil Bub Bravely Conquered Osteopetrosis, Became a Meme
1	1 Vote	Cheesus Christ! Woman Makes Dairy Based Nativity Scene in Christmas Spectacular
1	1 Vote	These Typos Are a Thing
1	1 Vote	The Tragic School Bus Musings
1	1 Vote	Museum Exhibits of the Rings?
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Rules in Heaven

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Mudbray Is Only Fun When They're Single
—	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Movies Ranked Worst to Best Foreign Film Culture
—	1 Vote	Only I Know What High School Teacher Enters Her 54th Year
—	1 Vote	Harry Styles Didn't Spit on Chris Pine": "He Was Drunk
—	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock and Brad Pitt, Who Have Died
—	1 Vote	Every Opening Is Exactly Like One of These Silly Feline Snaps